Voldie: Boring boring boring. This is so boring. I told them that I wanted to be a ballerina, but they make me an evil villain. It's so unfair!! *Voldie starts crying.* I want my mommy!!!!!

Lucius: There, there, master. I know you wanted to be a ballerina. But since you can't be, why don't we go terrorize Hogwarts?

Voldie: *brightens.* Okay! I need to show them my new dance routine!!! Hang on!!!! *Runs off.*

Lucius: *shakes head.* What am I going to do? My master has gone insane!!!

3 Hours Later

*Voldie and Company are marching up the Hogwarts Lawn. Harry and Ron and Hermione and Ginny are in Gryffindor Tower.*

Ronny: Look, everybody! Voldie-poo is here!!!!!!

Everybody: Gasp!!!!

Ronny: What?

Everybody: Eek!!

Ronny: What's going on?

Everybody: Turn around!!!!

Ronny: *turns around to see..* Voldie-poo!! You're my idol!!! I wanna be just like you!!! Well, without killing and torturing and all the other evil stuff you do.

Voldie-poo: *giggles prettily.* Really? I thought that my only idoler was sweet little Petey here.

Petey: Um, master? It's Peter, not Petey.

Voldie: I like Petey. Now Silence!!

Hermione: But You Know Who-

Voldie-poo: *cries.* I don't wanna be evil!!! I wanna be a ballerina!!!

Hermione: Sorry. But anyway, idoler is not a word.

Me: HEY! It is too a word!!! *Shows Hermione her dictionary, Those Strange and Made Up Words.* See? Page 438, Idoler. Meaning, one who idols.

Hermione: But that's not a real dictionary!!

Me: Is so!!!

Hermione: Not!!

Me: Is so!!

Hermione: Not!!

Me: Is!!

Hermione: Not!!!

Me: IS!!!!

Hermione: NOT!!

Harry: *comes out of a trance that Ginny put him in and sees Petey.* NOOOOOOO! MUST KILL!!!!!! *Lunges at Petey.*

Petey: *ducks.* Master! Help!!

Padfoot: AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!! *Kills Petey.*

Dumbledore: *appears out of nowhere.* Who killed someone?? That's against the school rules! I need to give you a detention!!

Padfoot: It was me. See, You Know Who is here with the scumbag.

Voldie-poo: *cries.* Don't call me You Know Who!!! I don't wanna be evil!!! I wanna be.*a dreamy look comes on his face.* A ballerina!!!!

Everyone: Huh?

Voldie-poo: Watch my new dance routine!!! *dances a weird dance.*

Everyone: er...okay.

Voldie-poo: What's that? You want an encore? Certainly!! *Continues dancing.*

Hermione: Um, like, that's awesome!!!!

Voldie-poo: *blushes.* Thanks!!! Dumbledore: Anyway, where were we? Ah, yes. Detention, Mr. Black!

Padfoot: But I don't go to this school anymore!!

Dumbledore: Point? Come on!

Draco: *appears out of nowhere.* Hi, everyone!!! Has anyone seen my lacy pink bikini bottom? I can only find the top!!

Draco's fan club: *stampedes in.* DRAKEY DRAKEY DRAKEY DRAKEY!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU DRAKEY!!!!!

Drakey: Er, ok. Thanks. Bye.

Drakey's fan club: *smothers him.*

Drakey: HELP!

McGonagall: *comes in.* What is all this noise? AHHHH!! VOLDEMORT!!! OUT!! DETENTION!!! EXPULSION!!

Lucius: Out before he kills you, woman!

Voldie-poo: *cries.* Haven't I told you that I don't like killing? I wanna be a ballerina!!

McGonagall: Really? Me, too!!! *stares at Voldie-poo dreamily.*

Voldie-poo: *stares at McGonagall dreamily.*

Harry: *Stares at Ginny dreamily.*

Ginny: *Stares at Harry dreamily.*

Hermione: *Stares at Sna-* SNAPE? You stupid authoress, what are you doing?

Me: Whoops!!! Sorry about that!! ABABA KABABABABABA!!!! *Snape's name turns into Ron.*

Hermione: *Stares at Ron dreamily.*

Ron: *Stares at Hermione dreamily.*

Drakey: Enough with the staring and has anyone seen my lacy pink bikini bottom?

Me: *Stares at Oliver dreamily.*

Oliver: *Stares at his broom dreamily.*

McGonagall: *Starts to snog Voldie-poo.

Everyone: *Snogs their one true love.*

Drakey: But I NEED MY BIKINI BOTTOM!!! NOOOOOO!!!! BIKINI BOTTOM!!!!!! *Cries.*

Drakey's fan club: *comes back.*

A fan: Here it is, Drakey poo!!!

Drakey: My bikini bottom!!!!! *huggles it.* Yay!!!! *Snogs the girl who gave it to him.

Drakey's fan club: *kills the girl.*

Drakey: *brings her back to life, banishes everyone, and returns to snogging.*

McGonagall: *leads Voldie-poo up to who knows where.*

Voldie-poo: *Cries.* I told you!!! I'm Voldie-poo, not you know who!

Me: It says you know where, not you know who.

Voldie-poo: Okay!! *continues snogging mcgonagall.*

Well, that's it, folks!!!!!! Happy ending all around.