***
Matt and Lizzie walk around staring quizically. A woman shouts:
"Filthy whore!!"
"What?"
"Look at you, you are half naked!"
"Okayyy", said Lizzie shocked.
"Look at how these people are dressed, everything is covered, in the olden days,
if your ankles where showing it was considered revealing!" Matt whispered.
Looking for a way to get back home they looked around. Taking a narrow, iron, spiral,
staircase up and up they came across a bedroom with 2 huge wooden doors.
"Wow", they said in harmony like they do often.
They walked in and saw a girl in a humongous crimson velvet dress with emeralds sown in.
Master Vives walked up to them and sneered.
"GET OUT OF HERE AT ONCE. THIS IS PRINCESS MARY'S BEDCHAMBER, YOU WHORE."
"SSS-iirr I-I-I", Lizzy studdered as she usually did with her high pitched piglet voice.
Master Vives slapped her. He slammed his walking stick down and the tiny fox head on the
top wobbled. Mary Tudor, Princess of Wales, daughter of King Henry the VIII, was giggling.
Lizzie then took a deep breath, adjusted her mini-skirt and slapped him on the stomach. She
was such a weakling he didn't even move a muscle.
Lizzie bend her elbows, closed her eyes, and began waving her hands up and down.
CAT FIGHTTT!!!
Mater Vives did the same, and Mary could've sworn she hear Lizzie growl.
Sooo, Master Vives and Lizzie were catfighting, Mary was rolling on the floor in laughter,
and Matt was crying.
Then King Henry walked in. Everyone stopped. Mary was dumbstruck sitting Native American style
on the ground. She stared at her father wide eyed.
Master Vives stood tall, silent.
Lizzies mini skirt was even higher now and so was her bellyshirt.
Astonsihed King Henry's face grew red.
This guy had a temper.
"Off with you head!!!!!!"He roared pointing at Lizzie.
"Look at you, you barely have any clothes on! Off with your head and
that little weasley brat next to you."
"Hey!" Matt shouted.
"Don't you dare!!!!"
So Lizzie and Matt walked up with Mary, Master Vives(Lizzies tutor), King Henry,
and Queen Catherine.
***
Sweat poured down Lizzie's rosy face as Matt was screaming and crying.
"I don't wanna die!!!Nooooooooooooo!" Matt screamed.
Then suddenly out of no where Jo appears.
She is dressed like Super Woman.
King Henry looks at her. He smiles. Uh oh.
"Carpe Diem!" Jo screams (sieze the day in Latin).
"Right mom, just get us out of here!" Lizzie said.
Jo scoops up Matt and Lizzie while kicking King Henry. Then out if no where
the Indiana Jones theme song starts playing.
"TURN THAT BLOODY MUSIC OFF!" screams King Henry throwing a royal rock
at them. It was a large emerald. It hit Lizzie calf leaving a stone scrape.
By now, King Henry was in a fit of rage, lying on his stomach, throwing his fists against the ground
and kicking, he looked like a two year old.
He was throwing a royal tantrum. Mary and Catherine already left, and Master Vives was shaking his head.
***
BACK AT HOME....
"KIDS!!What happened?" JO screamed almost throwing a banana at us.
"UMMM it's a l-l-l-ong story" studdered Lizzie as she usually does.
"Your Grounded".
"ARE YOU GROWLING AT ME YOUNG LADY???" ASKED JO.
"It's a big habit now, " said Matt smiling his teeth protruding from his mouth.
His eyes were still puffy from crying.
"Well, go on now, get to your room."
Lizzie and Matt were giggling as they headed upstairs staring at their
mom's Wonder Woman outfit.
Matt and Lizzie walk around staring quizically. A woman shouts:
"Filthy whore!!"
"What?"
"Look at you, you are half naked!"
"Okayyy", said Lizzie shocked.
"Look at how these people are dressed, everything is covered, in the olden days,
if your ankles where showing it was considered revealing!" Matt whispered.
Looking for a way to get back home they looked around. Taking a narrow, iron, spiral,
staircase up and up they came across a bedroom with 2 huge wooden doors.
"Wow", they said in harmony like they do often.
They walked in and saw a girl in a humongous crimson velvet dress with emeralds sown in.
Master Vives walked up to them and sneered.
"GET OUT OF HERE AT ONCE. THIS IS PRINCESS MARY'S BEDCHAMBER, YOU WHORE."
"SSS-iirr I-I-I", Lizzy studdered as she usually did with her high pitched piglet voice.
Master Vives slapped her. He slammed his walking stick down and the tiny fox head on the
top wobbled. Mary Tudor, Princess of Wales, daughter of King Henry the VIII, was giggling.
Lizzie then took a deep breath, adjusted her mini-skirt and slapped him on the stomach. She
was such a weakling he didn't even move a muscle.
Lizzie bend her elbows, closed her eyes, and began waving her hands up and down.
CAT FIGHTTT!!!
Mater Vives did the same, and Mary could've sworn she hear Lizzie growl.
Sooo, Master Vives and Lizzie were catfighting, Mary was rolling on the floor in laughter,
and Matt was crying.
Then King Henry walked in. Everyone stopped. Mary was dumbstruck sitting Native American style
on the ground. She stared at her father wide eyed.
Master Vives stood tall, silent.
Lizzies mini skirt was even higher now and so was her bellyshirt.
Astonsihed King Henry's face grew red.
This guy had a temper.
"Off with you head!!!!!!"He roared pointing at Lizzie.
"Look at you, you barely have any clothes on! Off with your head and
that little weasley brat next to you."
"Hey!" Matt shouted.
"Don't you dare!!!!"
So Lizzie and Matt walked up with Mary, Master Vives(Lizzies tutor), King Henry,
and Queen Catherine.
***
Sweat poured down Lizzie's rosy face as Matt was screaming and crying.
"I don't wanna die!!!Nooooooooooooo!" Matt screamed.
Then suddenly out of no where Jo appears.
She is dressed like Super Woman.
King Henry looks at her. He smiles. Uh oh.
"Carpe Diem!" Jo screams (sieze the day in Latin).
"Right mom, just get us out of here!" Lizzie said.
Jo scoops up Matt and Lizzie while kicking King Henry. Then out if no where
the Indiana Jones theme song starts playing.
"TURN THAT BLOODY MUSIC OFF!" screams King Henry throwing a royal rock
at them. It was a large emerald. It hit Lizzie calf leaving a stone scrape.
By now, King Henry was in a fit of rage, lying on his stomach, throwing his fists against the ground
and kicking, he looked like a two year old.
He was throwing a royal tantrum. Mary and Catherine already left, and Master Vives was shaking his head.
***
BACK AT HOME....
"KIDS!!What happened?" JO screamed almost throwing a banana at us.
"UMMM it's a l-l-l-ong story" studdered Lizzie as she usually does.
"Your Grounded".
"ARE YOU GROWLING AT ME YOUNG LADY???" ASKED JO.
"It's a big habit now, " said Matt smiling his teeth protruding from his mouth.
His eyes were still puffy from crying.
"Well, go on now, get to your room."
Lizzie and Matt were giggling as they headed upstairs staring at their
mom's Wonder Woman outfit.
