What's your new name??? Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week,

you need some silliness to break up the day.

Here is your dose...

Follow the instructions to find your new name.

The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants

and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil

Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first

name:

a = poopsie

b = lumpy

c = buttercup

d = gidget

e = crusty

f = greasy

g = fluffy

h = cheeseball

i = chim-chim

j = stinky

k = funky

l = boobie

m = pinky

n = zippy

o = goober

p = doofus

q = slimy

r = loopy

s = snotty

t = tulefel

u = dorkey

v = squeezit

w = oprah

x = skipper

y = dinky

z = zsa-zsa

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of

your new last name:

a = apple

b = toilet

c = giggle

d = burger

e = girdle

f = barf

g = lizard

h = waffle

i = cootie

j = monkey

k = potty

l = liver

m = banana

n = rhino

o = bubble

p = hamster

q = toad

r = gizzard

s = pizza

t = gerbil

u = chicken

v = pickle

w = chuckle

x = tofu

y = gorilla

z = stinker

3. Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of

your new last name:

a = head

b = mouth

c = face

d = nose

e = tush

f = breath

g = pants

h = shorts

i = lips

j = honker

k = butt

l = brain

m = tushie

n = chunks

o = hiney

p = biscuits

q = toes

r = buns

s = fanny

t = sniffer

u = sprinkles

v = kisser

w = squirt

x = humperdinck

y = brains

z = juice

For example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day,

adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!