Baby Blues 2 - Revenge is sweet

By Todd Fan

Diclaimer: "Flash, take the controls... does anyone ask if I know how?!"

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Wow, i had so very very many reviews, yeeeeey!. Right, remember i can't use EVERYTHING that is requested, as there are alot of requests, but i will try my best.

Chrissie - Forge getting to grips with various items of technology in the mansion? Tee hee.

Classic Tinker - Storm will have someone else try to 'bond' with her. Whoahahhahaha!. People running into walls to get Kitty? Done! Yes, Forge will be making things in this fic...lots of things...and Hank will have fun too. Colossus will end up being shoved into doing alot of things..poor little guy. I already zapped Spidey, but Mystique and Mags were only babies for a short amount of time...do i need to hint anymore? Tee hee.

enshi Kanashii - Ooooooohh you have many evil ideas my friend, and some of them will be used..oh yes.

ShadowKitten - Aww shucks, i'm honoured.

Pyromaniac - Never fear, everyones favorite Aussie is here!

Lots of people want more Remy following Rogue, it is done.

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Chapter 3 - Babies babies everywhere

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"The wheels on the jeep go round and round, round and round, round and round".

Kitty sang happily at the top of her voice as she spun Lance's jeep up the driveway, the tyres squealing. Piotr was kneeling on the floor, working the pedals.

"This is fun!", he said happily.

"Told you it would be!", said Kitty, heading for the gate, knocking over a statue as she went.

They were within inches of breaking out when Fred suddenly dived in front of the jeep. Kitty went to phase through him, only to hit him, she wasn't strong enough to phase both herself and the jeep. The jeep bounced back and stopped.

"Awww", said Kitty sadly.

"Come on kiddies", said Fred, reaching in and plucking up Kitty and Piotr, "lets get you back in the house".

"Yeah, before they cause any major structural damage", said Pyro, walking up.

"Oh good, you caught them", said Storm, flying over, "any luck finding others?".

"Nope", said Pyro, "Magneto is trailing a bunch of the high school kids and that Grey girl has gone into the Morlock tunnels".

"We found squat", said Fred, as Piotr and Kitty struggled in his grasp.

Kitty phased herself and Piotr free and ran off into the house, laughing manically, Piotr followed at a much more steady pace.

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A few hours later, Pietro had shown up, tucked under his arm a three year old Amanda, who kept screaming that she wanted to be with Kurt, and not 'Mr Speedy Man'.

"My NAME is Pietro, not 'Mr Speedy Man'", he said.

"I want Kurt NOW!", shouted Amanda, wriggling free of Pietro, dropping and giving him a kick in the shin.

"Why you little...", started Pietro, only to have Amanda pull a face and run off.

He was about to go off after her when he noticed Wanda walking by with Todd in her arms. She was smiling happily....it was getting worrying.

"You're attatched to him, aren't you?", he said, glaring at his sister.

"No!", snapped Wanda, "but you gotta admit, as a kid...he's kinda cute".

Todd smiled and gave Pietro a wave.

"Hello Pietwo", he said.

Pietro glanced at him before groaning.

"Okay..maybe he's a tiny TINY bit cute", he said, before glaring at his sister, "you still can't keep him".

Sam had been able to catch Piotr as he was running around, the Russin happily settling down and letting Sam put him quietly in the Common Room.

"Okay, what IS it with you and kids?", said Pietro, "it's either an extra mutant power, or just plain spooky!".

"I'm good with kids, is all", said Sam with a shrug, "as long as ya'll are nice to them, they'll be as good as gold".

"Good as gold", repeated Todd from Wanda's arms.

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Freddy had finally managed to catch up with Kitty, who had kept phasing, so he couldn't grab her.

"Uncle Freddy's lossing his patience", said Fred with a forced grin.

"Nehhhhhhhh", said Kitty, "can't catch me!".

"I'll catch you, you little maggot!", snapped Amara, running after Kitty.

Kitty laughed, running ahead of Amara, and straight through the wall...too late did Amara remember that she couldn't go intangible herself and that when she hit the wall, she would stop. She hit it with a thud, falling back and groaning.

"Well THAT was dignified!", she snapped.

"Ya'll should try bein' me", said Rogue, from where Remy was still holding onto her leg.

"Can Remy give chere a footrub?", he asked.

"No, no a'h do not want a footrub", said Rogue "a'h don't want a backrub, a candelight dinner, flowers OR chocolates...well maybe the chocolates....but ma'h point is, a'h want ya'll ta leave me alone. Got that, Cajun?".

Remy blinked, looking at her before smiling.

"Remy love you".

Rogue gave a frustrated groan and proceeded to smack her head against the wall repeatedly.

"Chere shouldn't do that", said Remy, "give chere a boo boo".

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Inside the kitchen, Lance had been attempting to cook. Okay, so he had no idea what he was doing, but someone had to do the job, and the more time spent away from the kids the better. He was interupted out of his thoughts by something tugging at his arm. He looked down to see Kitty holding up a book.

"Read to me", she said.

"I'm kinda busy at the moment Kitty maybe la....".

"Read to me, NOW!", snapped Kitty.

Lance winced before sitting down on a chair. Kitty clambered onto his knee and waited. Lance opened the book, cleared his throat and started to read.

"Last Tuesday, me and Rogue went shopping. Why she always has to go in the dark and gloomy stores is beyond me and....", Lance paused, "wait a minute!. This is your diary!".

"READ!", snapped Kitty.

Lance groaned, he knew this was an invasion of privacy, but he did...kinda want to know what she thought about him. He flipped on before reading again.

"I'm really starting to miss Lance now. I shouldn't have said what i said to him, but i feel like i can't back out now. I really do care about him, i wish he were here right now. It was a stupid mistake to call him a hood, i wish i......".

Kitty gave an anoyed groan and poked Lance, who had stopped.

"READ!".

Lance sniffled.

"Gimmie a sec", he said, "i'll be okay...just got something in my eye...".

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Storm and Pyro had been having a 'wonderfull' time rounding up the Jamies. Everytime one had been caught, another simply clapped his hands and made more.

"I believe we are fighting a losing battle", said Storm with a defeated sigh, "how many are there now?".

"Last time i counted....a gazillion!", snapped St John, before adding, "sorry...i'm very very tired".

They watched Scott run by, trying to catch Beast with a net.

"Come here Mr Mcoy!", said Scott, "come on, i won't hurt you".

"Grrrrrrr!", said Hank, "i'm Bigfoot. Roooooaaar!".

"Okay then", said Scott, "come here Mr Bigfoot...come on, i have some sweets for you".

Hank thought this over before pulling a tounge and running off. Scott sighed and glanced over at Storm and Pyro.

"How did these guys handle us when this happened to us?. There were MORE of us!", he said.

"I think that Jamie can even out that score", said Storm with a sigh, "we need to devise a way to...".

She trailed off as the lights of the mansion blinked on and off.

"Must be a power surge", said Scott.

"Huh", said Pyro, "someone must be using a whole lotta power to get the lights like that".

Storm suddenly gave a small squeak.

"Errr....who's watching Forge?", she asked.

"No one", said John, "he was sitting quietly in the hall last time i saw him".

"That's......not good", said Scott, "we'd better find him before something blows up".

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Whhaohahahahahhaha!. Yes, the zaniness continues. Keep those suggestions a'comming. Until next time....