Baby Blues 2 - Revenge is Sweet

By Todd Fan

Disclaimer: "Labor? What you YOU know about labor? How would YOU feel if you were expected to give birth every 10 seconds for the rest of your life?"

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*Looks at the reviews* Wow...this thing is more popualr than i thought.

Duskdweler - Oooohh Kitty wanting to go potty, and there only being male carers around? Tee hee

Tusken - Oh God, i can't resist the freezer comment. I'll get Sabes in eventually, though as an adult.

Classic Tinker - Yes, Logan will get tortured (see above).

Miranda - Hank having an 'acident' in his lab..oooohh.

Bradleigh - One Brazillian present and accounted for.

Kippenberger - Gods, that's too much to resist...i need a villian too, look out for him. Whoahhahahaha!

Draco-luver - One baby Duncan and one Cookie Monster.

TrunksGirl - Yes, i named Lance's Jeep after my Grandmother...she doesn't know.

Chrissie - Forge shalt create his robot....yes i HAVE seen toddlers with sugar...i have a younger brother and nephew,, they were terrible as tots.

Goldylokz - Bubble wrap is done!

Hounddog - Whoahahhahahahaha!

Now a few of you have asked about Angel, he was babified in the first, so he wont be in this one, but he WILL make an appearnce, oh yes.

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Chapter 4 - Never underestimate a genius.

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Just as the group was about to start search for Forge, there was a loud BANG emulated from Beast's lab, followed by thick, black smoke.

"Oooopsie", came Hank's voice, "i did an uh oh".

Storm gave a small whimper.

"Someone go after Forge, and the rest of us will deal with this", she said.

"I'll go", said Pyro, "i mean, his power isn't all THAT great. Oooooooohh an invention! Scaaaarrryyy".

He gave a sarcastic laugh before running off.

"He isn't coming back....is he?", asked Scott.

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Logan gave a snarl. He had been trailing kids all day..he was getting tired and angry. He needed a beer. He had snuck quietly into the kitchen and opened the fridge-freezer, picking out a can of the precious nectar. He looked at it as if it were the holy grail. He was about to open it when he heard a cough. He turned slowly around to see Todd watching him.

"What?!", he snapped.

Todd crossed his arms.

"It's bad to drink alchyholl", said Todd, "bad Mr Logan. I gotta take it off you now".

"You'll pry it out of my dead hands Wart!", snapped Logan, holding his beer to him.

Todd narrowed his eyes and shot out his tounge, aiming for the can. Of course, he missed, instead, hitting the freezer compartment. He tried to pull back, and found he couldn't, his tounge was stuck fast. He gave a whimper.

"Hah!", said Logan, "bye kid, have fun".

He started to head to the door when he heard another whimper. He turned to see Todd looking at him like a trapped puppy. His eyes were big and watery, and his bottom lip trembled. He gave a little shudder and whimpered for good measure. Logan sighed, putting his beer on the table and walked over to him.

*SHKINT*

He popped out his claws and cut around the ice, freeing Todd, who promptly hugged his leg.

"Thwak you Mr. Lowgan", he said, his tounge lisping a little from being so numb.

"Yeah yeah, get offa me", said Logan, turing back to his beer can...only to find it gone, "oh....".

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John had finally found the more technologically adavanced part of the mansion. If Forge was anywhere, he'd be here. John opened a door to find Forge sitting in the middle of a room, tinkering away with what looked like a robot. Pyro gave a smirk.

"I got you now, Gadget Boy", he said, walking forward.

Suddenly, his foot hit something. To his suprise, it was a wire, he gave the wire a tug. The wire pulled down a stick, which was holding up a baking tray filled with marbles. The baking tray tipped on its side, the marbles rolling across the floor and into a toy bucket. The bucket jolted with the extra weight, causing it to fall back and hit a switch on a fan. The fan started up, the wind it caused making a small toy car, with a paper sail attached to it's back, roll ahead and hit a funnel filled with sand. This caused the funnel to start emptying out sand into a bucket suspenended by a thin wire. The extra weight made the wire snap, the bucket fell and hit a plank of wood, catapulting a bowling bowl on the other end into the air. John had watched this dumbfounded until he realised the bowling ball was headed for his head. He squeaked and ducked just in time, the ball sailing over his head.

"Hah!", he said, pointing a finger at Forge, "you missed!. Not such a great inventor now, are we?! Genius, hah!".

Forge smiled at him then waved.

"Bye bye fire-man", he said.

John blinked, he turned his head in time to see the bowling ball fall onto a plank of wood behind him with some string attached. The string unraveled itself with the jolt and..nothing happened. Pyro blinked. Where was that whistling sound coming from? He deduced it was coming from over his head. He tilted his head back to see that the sound came from a falling iron...a falling iron headed straight for his forehead.

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Fred looked up when he heard a thump.

"That sounded nasty", he said.

"There, done!".

Sam looked rpoudly at his handywork. Jamie had been covered from head to toe in bubble wrap, leaving only his face exposed. Sam had also tied a pillow on his front, on his back and on his head. Jamie shuffled.

"I can't move", he said.

"Good!", said Sam, "then it was a sucess".

*BAMF*

Suddenly, Roberto and Kurt appeared, complete with four year old versions of Kelly and Duncan. Amanda took one look at Kurt and squealed, wrapping herself around his leg.

"Fuzzykins!", she said happily.

Kurt looked down at his girlfriend, before noticing the others were looking at him.

"Vhat?", he said, "she doesn't call me that!...vell...not all the time".

"Whatever you say, 'Fuzzykins'", said Roberto with a chuckle.

Kelly glanced around him, before starting to cry.

"I want to go home!", he said.

"You look like you need a hug", said Piotr, "i give you one".

With that, Piotr gave Kelly a bearhug. Kelly started to make little wheezy noises and struggled to get free. Meanwhile, Duncan had wandered off, finding Scott as he wandered the halls, looking for babies, and kicked him in the shin.

"Hah!", said Duncan.

Scott narrowed his eyes. Oh God, how much he wanted revenge...he could take it. He could get his venagnce right there, right now. He was bigger than Duncan. He shook his head, no, no he couldn't stoop that low. He had to be a good leader..he had to be a good...he was dragged out of his thoughts when he realised Duncan had gone again and someone was pulling at his pant leg. He turned down to see Kitty.

"Mr Scott, i need to go potty", she said.

"Errr...let me just find one of the girls and....", started Scott, only to have Kitty kick him in the shin..he really needed some shin guards or something.

"NO!", shouted Kitty, "i need to go NOW!".

"Oh...boy", said Scott with a sigh as Kitty dragged him off towards the bathroom.

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Rogue was getting worried. Remy had actually let go of her for five seconds and wandered off, claiming he was getting her a 'present'. That was quite a while ago now. She hated to admit it, but she was missing the little creep. A shadow passed down the hall. Rogue smirked before running at it and tackling the figure down with a thump.

"Owwww", said Storm.

"Oh....sorry Storm", said Rogue, getting up and helping the Weather Witch up, "a'h thought ya'll were Remy..a'h kinda lost him".

"I lost Hank too", said Storm, "i found him in the lab. He claimed he was the Cookie Monster and was making the perfect Cookie....i turned my back for one second and...and he'd gone!".

"WWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!".

Both Storm and Rogue glanced up at this new noise. They followed it to find Remy drinking something from a can.....a beer can.

"LOGAN!", shouted Storm, "the babies have found your beer!".

"MY BEER!!!!!!", came Logan's voice from somwhere in the house.

Suddenly, there was a whiring sound, the lights of the mansion flickered again. A computer voice spoke over the whole house.

'Cerebro System comprimised. Active mansion shutdown in five seconds. Four, three, two one...'

Suddenly, all the power in the mansion went out.

"Ooooooooohhhh", came remy's voice, followed by a hiccup, "no lights. God for kissing chere".

"Don't kiss me!", shouted Rogue, turning to run, only running into a wall.

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Whoahahahahhahahahahahhahaha!. Such fun i have with these peoples, such fun. As always, send in your suggestions. Until next time....