Baby Blues 2 - Revenge is Sweet

By Todd Fan

Disclaimer: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!".

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Wow, so many reviews *grins* i feel so loved!, i'm gonna do them in a special way today, as seen as there were a few multiple requests:

JAMIE: "Goo?".

No not you!:

Dax, Kippenberger, Draco-luver annnnnd Pyromaniac - You have all requested that 'Steve' has his 'Terry'...some have even requested a specific 'Terry'. Well, i won't ignore the masses..nope, i won't. Oh and yes, Ass-Clown was for Chris Jehrico..back when i could actually watch wrestling and not worry about getting up for work the next morning *sigh* i miss Kane....

HoneyBug, Ellen, Draco-luver: Magneto WILL be a baby in this fic...just not yet, be patient my friends, it will be worth it Mwhaohahahahahaha!

Hunteress - Some Blue mother and son bonding? Oooooohhh!

Tenpi Shojo - Where's Evan? HERE'S Evan! And guess what? He's brought some Morlock friends with him! Now i have seen X-Treme measures, i feel most comfortable writing the Morlocks in, and write them i shall!

Kippenberger: The Seftons trying to pawn Tabby off on Kurt to 'free' their daughter? Tee hee.

Raliena - I like Sam too :) Yes, he shall show his wonderfull baby- controling skills.

Tenshi Kanashii - Remy getting jealous over Rogues (still VERY obvious, despite Jean) crush on Scott? Ooooooohhh so evil, i like it!.

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Chapter 6 - Morlocks in the mix

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Mr and Mrs Sefton had been quite patitent. They had sat down on the couch, listened to Kurt's story, nodded as Tabby backed him up, trying to hold down a shift-shaping Mystique, then stared at their daughter, who was stroking the fur on Kurt's arm the wrong way.

"Nice boyfriend", she said, giving his arm a pat.

That. Did. It.

"BOYFRIEND?!!!!!!", shouted Mr Sefton, standing up, "you have been TOLD Amanda Sefton, that you are not, and i repeat N.O.T, NOT to date that...that...".

"Blue Furred Demon Freak?", asked Kurt dryly, crossing his arms, "i bevlieve those vere ze vords you used last time".

"You keep out of this", warned Mr Sefton, then turned back to Amanda, "what do you have to say for yourself, young lady?".

"My hair is brown", said Amanda with an afirming nod.

Mr Sefton stared at her for a second, before sitting down.

"Why?".

Mystique wiggled free of Tabby and gave Kurt's head a squease.

"I love you son", she said.

"Oh great, NOW she tells me", said Kurt, flicking his tail, "most mothers vould say it vhen they are adults".

Mystique ignored this comment, looking at Mr at Mrs Sefton accusingly.

"No be mean to my boy!", she said, "my boy sweet. I love him lots!. Boom Boom lady no good for my boy, Amannnnnndddaanna no good either!".

"Hey!", snapped Amanda, blowing a rasberry at Mystique.

"What does she mean 'Boom-Boom lady?'", asked Mrs Sefton.

"Long story", said Kurt and Tabby in unison.

Mrs Sefton grinned and whispered something in Margali's ear. Margali grinned and grabbed Tabby, Amanda and Mystique.

"Lets find the others, dear", she said, dragging her out of the room.

Kurt watched in horror, realising he had been left alone in a room with his worst enemy. Far more dangerous than Magneto. Someone who hated him more than Todd. He was stuck with..Mr Sefton!. He suddenly had the urge to crawl under the couch and die.

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Meanwhile, the group had split up to search for the babies...not an easy task. Amara wasn't the happiest of people, she wondered why everyone else got to go looking FOR the babies while she was stuck looking AFTER them. Life was not fair.

"There you are!".

Amara squeaked as Pyro gave her a hug, before turning to face an invisible camera.

"Now my lovely wife Terry here...."

"My name's not Terry and i'm not your wife", said Amara, "in fact i hardly know you at...".

"We're gonna track down the dangerous Iron baby. It's Latin name is Piotr Ras...rasbu....metalman!", he said, "now we must proceed with great caution, and don't try this at home, folks, me and Terry are professionals".

"How hard DID that iron hit you?", asked Amara with a sigh, watching John..or rather, Steve stalk up to Piotr.

Piotr turned around in time to see John take a leap at him, tackling him to the ground. He gave a shout and transfromed into his metalic form, thrashing around in Pyro's grasp.

"Ahhh, whoah little fella, whoah", said 'Steve', "now he's gone into his metalic mode, which is a great defense mechanism, not many critters will want to tangle with that hard shell!. Whoah, whoah there. You have to be carefull when handling these fella's, 'cause they can give you quite a wallop".

"Pyro, you are pinning a metal baby to the floor", said Amara, "not taming a crocodile, rattlesnake or monitor lizard".

"That's right Terry", said 'Steve', completely oblivious to what she had actually SAID, "the audience should NEVER try this at home!. Better to be safe than sorry".

"Right, that's exactly what i said", muttered Amanda, walking over and picking up Piotr, who hugged her as if she had just saved his life, she looked at Pyro, "idiot".

"Love you too Terry!", said 'Steve' watching 'Terry' walk off.

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"Helllllooooo?".

Lucid glanced around the door of the mansion, granted he had already looked THROUGH it and seen no one there...maybe he was just being hopefull, "Ray told us to come here with any babies".

He walked in, Calisto and Evan under each arm.

"I'm pointy", said Evan with a giggle.

"This place smells", from Calisto.

"I don't like thissss", came Caliban's hiss from behind him, "we ssshouldn't trussst them. We sssshould have sssstayed in our tunnelssss, where we were ssssaffe".

He walked in, carrying...nothing? He looked down and gave some empty space a tap.

"Pleassse don't ssstart that again", he said.

"Sowrry", came a voice, Facade suddenly appearing.

"Awwww, man!, who have we got no......", Pietro paused, noticing the Morlocks, "ahhhhhhh!!! Aliens! Kill 'em!".

Lucid rolled his eyes.

"We're not aliens", he said, "were the Morlocks..mutants...like you".

"Not like me!", snapped Pietro, "i'm pretty and gorgeous and you're....eewwwww".

Caliban gave him a icy stare, pushing past, Lucid following close behind.

"I told you it wassss a bad idea", said Caliban.

"Oh, shut up", said Lucid, then sighed, "he's doing it again".

Caliban groaned and went to poke Facade again...only to find nothing solid was in his hands.

"Uh oh", he said, "sssslight problem".

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"And then the Queen said 'Mirror Mirror on the Wall, who is the fairest of them all?'".

Storm, Lance and Roberto watched in shock as Sam told Duncan, Kitty, Beast and Jamie a story, the children intranced.

"They're...just..sitting there...quietly", said Lance, "like...good kids".

Suddenly, a beer car rolled by.

"Come back!".

Logan followed close behind it. Roberto blinked, then shurgged.

"Okay", he said.

Suddenly, Todd hopped into their midst, his eyes wide with fear.

"He's gonna get me!", he squeaked, hiding behind Lance's leg with a whimper.

Pyro bounded up, smiling.

"Ahhh, now we've cornered the rare Toddius Tolenskyus, better known as the Toad", he said, "they are known to spit a deadly venom when angry, upset or scared, so Terry, i hope you have the anti-venom and goggles".

He had no answer. He blinked

"Terry?", he tried again, then pointing at Storm, "whatcha hiding for Terry?. He asked her.

"What did you just call me?", asked Storm.

"I thought that I was Terry!", said Amara, walking up, letting Piotr run over to where Sam was still telling the story.

Pyro looked between Amara and Storm. He blinked.

"Cripes, i can't remember who Terry is", he said, then blinked again, "maybe I'M Terry!".

At this, he sat down, staring at his feet. He was silent for a second, then started to giggle hysterically. Storm and Amara looked at the giggling Aussie nervously. Suddenly, Facade appeared from where he was camoflaged on the wall and hit John over the head with a golf club.

"Check please!", said John suddenly, before slumping to the ground.

"Oh good", said Lance, with a forced grin, "Morlocks".

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Rogue, now thankfully free of her Gambit persona, was looking with Scott for Kelly and Forge. The fact that Forge was still lose scared her, the thought about being sucked into an alternatate baby dimension popping into her head. But nothing was more fightening than walking next to Scott. Why him?

"So....", said Scott, filling the arkward silence, "which one do you think we'll find first?".

"I dunno", said Rogue quickly with a shrug.

Gambit, who had been following Rogue like a shadow narrowed his eyes, giving Scott a poke with his Bo Staff.

"Rogue's GAMBIT'S chere, not yours!", he said, "so back off!".

Rogue gave Remy a glare which suggested she'd like him to disintergrate on the spot.

"I..i wasn't implying..i mean...", said Scott frustrated.

'Ground swallow me up now, please, please, please', thought Rogue, 'a distraction, anything to get off this subject!'

BANG!

An explosion rocked the corridor, followed by Kelly crying.

"Oh don't be such a Jive Turkey", came Forge's voice, "it was only a LITTLE electric shock!".

'That outta do it, thank you'.

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*Giggles insanely* You like? Hope so, please do keep reviewing, don't worry, i have quite an interesting end to the beer can adventures, happily submited by my little brother, who is proving to be quite evil, like his big sister *Grins proudly* But that won't be for a while yet, nope. Anhoo, keep on suggesting, until next time....