Baby Blues 2 - Revenge is sweet

By Todd Fan

Disclaimer: "When i'm on fire, i remember to stop, drop and roll"

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Hazah to all my reviewers....i warn you now, i am a bit hyper as of late. I can't wait for Thursday! *Holds X-2 tickets close*....so my work may reflect that hyperness.

Pyromaniac, Steahl - Where IS Rahne and Moira? Oh look, HERE they are, and see, they brought a friend with them!...excuse my VERY poor Irish accent.

Draco-luver - Wanda's...having issues...yup

Miranda, Foxy Bonecracker - More Mystique? Okey dokey!

Belladonna - One fuzzy, bad-tempered babysitter on the way!

Raliena - A baby evolving? Too good to miss!

Classic Tinker - Pietro shalt watch over his arch rival. And you shall get more of the Cookie Monster. Hope your wrist heals soon.

Eileen - CAN a toy be babyised? Yes, yes it can!

Tenshi Kanashii - Photographic evidence huh? Whohahahahahaha!

Kippenberger - Mmmm, i'll work on those couples, already got a Todd/Kitty story in the works, it'll appear after i finish either this fic or Thicker than Water..which ever comes first...see i didn't forget my promise *grins*

Goldylokz - Forge shalt create his dimension!, not yet, but soon! Whoahahahhaha. Oh and in your own briliant words, they will now be 'up the creek without a paddle'...poor Samuel.

DragonBlond - Come back with that baby Jamie! One Jubilee, right in the mix.

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Chapter 7 - Young hearts, run free

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"Sing, sing a song".

Freddy looked at Wanda as if she had sprouted horns. Heck, it was weird enough she had offfered to help cook the childrens food, but now she was smiling happily....like she had become a mother.

"W...Wanda", he said, very carefully, as he didn't want to get on her bad side, "do you know you're...singing?".

Wanda turned around, smiling at him.

"Well i'm just so happy", she said, "Todd's such a cute little baby. I...i think my maternal instincts are kicking in".

With that, she turned back to the food and started humming happily. Freddy looked at her again, chosing the best course of action. He picked one...he RAN!

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"I am NOT looking after HIM!".

Pietro glared at Evan who was smiling at him from Lucid's arms.

"Awww come on!", he said, "i've got enough trying to watch 'our fearless leader'".

He pointed to where Callisto was repeatedly poking Storm in the shin.

"Fight me!", she said, "i can take you!".

"Please stop it before you hurt yourself", said Storm with a sigh.

Before Pietro could protest any more, Evan had been placed into his arms and Lucid had made a break for it. Pietro looked down at Evan, Evan looked up at Pietro.

"You have white hair", said Evan.

"No, i have SILVER hair", said Pietro.

"White".

"Silver"

"White"

"I'm called QuickSILVER!", said Pietro, "not Quickwhite!".

"You're a poo-poo head", said Evan, "i poke you now!".

With that, he started knocking Pietro in the shoulder with a spikey arm.

"Owww, quit it!".

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At the entrance of the Xavier Institute, a small puppy bounded happily in, barking. It suddenly stopped and howled....okay...maybe it wasn't a puppy. The 'puppy' was followed by a giggling red-head who span around a few times before sitting on the ground.

"'Tis a big house", she said, patting the wolf pup on the head.

"Moira, Rahne?", a blonde haired man stumbled in, seeing the two on the floor, sighed, "come on, git up".

Moira ignored him, giggling happily to herself and poking Rahne in the stomach. Rahne happily wagged her tail. Banshee gave a groan, why him?. Why?!. He glanced up to see a blue face looking at him with the same hopeless expression in the next room, standing next to next to him, a man was talking..alot. Banshee was about to go and rescue the poor blue beastie, when a growl and the sound of and electric wheelchair made him turn back to the door. Standing...and sitting there were Sabertooth and Xavier. Clinging to the back of Sabertooth's head was a three year old Jubilee.

"Yey big kitty, you can put me down now", she said.

"Don't call me big kitty", snarled Sabertooth, dropping Jubilee uncerimoniously to the ground and giving Xavier daggers, "Magnus is gonna pay for this!".

Xavier didn't hear him. Both he and Banshee were staring each other down. The tension could have been cut with a very blunt object indeed.

"Charles", said Banshee curtly.

"Sean", said Xavier back in the same tone.

There was silence for a second.

"I have two feet", said Moira, breaking the silence, "see, one, two!".

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Elsewhere in the mansion, a beer can clunked happily along the corridor. Logan raced after it. How the heck did it keep rolling like that?. He dived at it, pinning it to the ground.

"Ah HAH!", he said in triumph, looking down at his prize...only to see it disapear through the floor.

Logan whimpered.

"Noooooooooo!".

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"Hey lookie what i can do!".

Roberto cast his glance up to the ceiling and blinked....Kitty was floating up by the ceiling..literary walking on air. In her hand, she clutched a beer can. Okay, he had no idea how she was doing this...but she had to be stopped.

"Kitty, come down now!", said Roberto, hoping in vain that she would actually listen.

"No!", said Kitty, oh well...at least he tried.

Kitty giggled and floated along in the air before coming to a wall and phasing through it, letting the beer can fall with a clunk and carry on rolling along.

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Kelly stumbled out of Beast's lab screaming blue murder..which was ironic, as seen as his hair was now dyed blue. Hank looked from the door of the lab, watching the retreating Kelly.

"One day, i'll make EVERYONE blue", he said with an evil laugh, "and then i shall reign supreme. All hail the Cookie Monster. Whoahahhahahahaha!".

"Shut up", said Forge, walking out, holding a little gun, "done!".

"Oooohhhhh", said Beat with a grin, "lets go show the grown ups!".

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"Poke him again".

Facade gave a giggled and poked the unconcious Pyro in the eye. The others had gone off in search of the, once again, scattered babies, leaving him and Piotr. Pyro made a funny groan, waving his hands around his face to get rid of the poking thing. He opened his eyes slowly and looked around.

"W...where am i?", he said, "who am i?".

"Coooooooooool!", said Piotr.

"Lets reprogramme him!", whispered Facade before turning to look at Pyro, "WE'LL tell you who you are!".

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Storm was tired...if this was what being a mother was all about...she was taking an oath of chastidy right here, right now.

"Hey, there's a whole bunch of them!".

Lance pointed happily to where Remy, Todd, Forge, Beast, Mystique and Duncan were all sitting, surrounding a cuddly bear.

"Watch this!", said Forge, he held up a tiny little gun and shot the bear with it.

The bear had a small light around it before it suddenly made a 'poof' sound, changing into a cuddly bear...cub.

"Ooooooohhhh", came the response from the other babies, along with a few claps.

"With this, we can make anything and everything BABIES!", said Forge with a laugh.

"You're soooooo clever", said Mystique, batting her eyelashes at him.

"Ewwww cooties!", said Forge, backing away quickly.

He paused when he saw Storm.

"Hi pretty lady!", he said chirpilily, "you like my new gizmo?!".

"Er.....very nice, Forge", she said, making a mental note to ask him about the 'pretty lady' comment when he was back to normal.

"Lets go make MORE stuff into babies!", said Duncan, the kids nodded, wandering off, Lance quickly following after them..kind of interested in what they planned to do with their new toy.

Storm was about to go after them when she noticed Mystique scowling at her.

"Forgey's MY boyfriend, not yours", she said, "you can't have him!".

With that, she stomped down hard on Storm's foot and went off angrilily. Storm hopped on one foot holding the injured one....okay, Mystique obviously had some issues.

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Sam sighed happily. He had finally finished his story, the children left around him were sleeping soundly.

"You are a GOD!", said Tabby in awe.

"Ahhhh, it was nothin'", said Sam, trying to cover up the fact that he was blushing with a look of nochalance, a look he'd never been able to pull of, he decided to clear his throat instead, "so..how did ya'll get rid of Mrs Sefton?".

"I told her that Kurt asked Amanda to marry him", she said, "it was either that or have her tell me ways to get Kurt back".

Sam chuckled, about to reply when a wolf cub bombarded into him, wagging her tail and yipping happily. The wolf cub suddenly morphed itno a three year old Rahne, who hugged Sam.

"Rahne?", said Sam, blinking, "how on Earth did Seren get ya'll all the way in Muir Island?".

"Because we weren't there", said Sean, walking up, "we were on our way here to find out aboot 't baby epidemic. We got side-tracked by her".

"Yes", said Xavier wheeling over, "it seems Seren is working for someone...who i do not know".

"Hi Mr Shiney head", said Evan waving from Pietro's arms as Pietro walked, yas W.A.L.K.E.D over.

"Hello Evan", said Xavier with an exasperated sigh, "hello Pietro".

"I despise you", said Pietro simply, depositing Evan on the floor.

Suddenly, a ping pong ball landed on Sam's head..a glowing ping-pong ball.

"Something tells me....that's not a good thing", said Sam, right before the ball exploded.

Sam gave a funny laugh, before falling face first on the floor.

"Mon Deu!", said Remy, running over, "Remy no want to hurt Mr Sam".

He started to whimper. The babies around him woke up, noticed Sam and also started to whimper.

"Mr Sam's dead!", cried Todd.

"Now who's going to read us stories?", said Kitty.

Within seconds, all the babies started to wail horribly. Thinking fast Pietro zipped behind the uncnocious Sam and waved a limp hand around.

"Don't worry Kiddies!", he said in the best Southern accent he could acocmplish, "a'hm O.K".

The babies watched for a second before screaming again.

"That's not Mr Sam!!!!!!!!", wailed Kelly, his hair still blue.

"Wake up Mr Sam!", said Jubilee

"Ye killed me boyfriend!", said Rahne, hugging the uncnocious Sam's head.

"We're.....in trouble", said Tabby, stating the obvious.

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Oh God, how bad to i feel hurting Sam! *Hugs Sam* You KNOW i love you really Sam. You're the BEST New Recruit!. Please keep those sugestions coming in, once again i appologise for my poor attempt at an Irish accent...my half-Irish friend would scowl at me. Until next time....