Baby Blues 2 - Revenge is Sweet

By Todd Fan

Disclaimer: "Call me crazy but I have a thing about drinking from the anus of another creature, Ok?".

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Huzah to my reviewers. lets count the ways i love thee...okay...we'll do that later. Oh Butt Man and Stool Boy are not my creation, they are my older brother's. It's what he calls my nephew (his son) and our little brother...yup.

I saw X-2 today. All i will say is OH MY GAWWWWWD! Best movie, EVER!

Pyromaniac - *Pictures Pyro in spandex with a cape* Oh, that is too good a mental image to leave out.

Goldylokz - Spider-Man did make an apperance last time, he may do yet, i haven't decided yet. Wheelchair stealing, check. Wanda's downside to motherhood, check. More Jamie, check.

Duskdweller - A war of shape-shifting? Tee hee

HoneyBug - Mystique and Rogue bonding present and accounted for.

Dax Rattler - Banshee is from the comics, currently in a realtionship with Moira..hence why Xavier doesn't like him. Some Sabertooth torture is yours!, You REALLY want a Pyro/Storm moment.don't you? Okay, as seen as you asked so nicely...

Tenpi Shojo - You KNOW i can't resist Pietro torture!

Classic Tinker - More Pietro torture? You people really know what to ask for whaohaoahaohahahaha! *Giggles* There is a reason why Forge calls Orono a pretty lady, it's the same reason why i shouldn't have started reading the comics...they give me ideas, evil ideas. *Glares at Storm* when someone asks you to marry them you either say yes or no, not 'i'll think about it'! ..ahem...sorry. When is Mag's gonna be babyfied?. Soon my friend, so soon, you could touch it (that's my fancy way of saying it'll be in the next chapter).

Raliena - The evolving baby was Kitty being able to walk on air.

Ellen - One Iceman!

The Mischievous One - Logan trying to tell a story while mourning over the lost beer? Oooohhh man!

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Chapter 8 - Super duper heroes

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Wanda stared at the screaming children....they hadn't stopped crying..she was begining to wonder if they ever would.

"We gotta have a funeral for Mr. Sam", said Kelly sadly.

In the corner of the room, Mystique and Rahne were fighting over who could make the most realistic wolf/werewolf. Both howled and growled. Rhane suddenly changed back into a human.

"My Boyfriend CAN'T be dead", she whimpered.

"He's not dead", said Wanda, then winced as all the children gathred around her, hugging her legs, "okay..get off..get off.....GET OFF!".

The babies all took a step back in unison, looking up at her scared. Wanda put a hand to her head.

"What was i thinking?", she said, "i hate children. I hate them. Hate them!!!! Die brats die!".

She started to laugh manically before walking off, muttereing to herself. Rogue sighed, shaking her head.

"Well we're down another carer", she said, "what are we gonna do no....oh for God's sake Remy!".

She felt somthing hug her leg, when she looked down, it wasn't Gambit, but Mystique.

"I love my daughter", said Mystique, "and my son. I'm a good mommy. Let's play house".

Rogue gave a soft whimper as Mystique dragged her away.

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Bobby Drake sighed as he walked into the mansion. He didn't WANT to be there, he wanted to help look after the kids. He looked down at a three year old Teryn, who was flicking her hair and looking around snootily.

"This place is nasty", she said, "i want to go home".

"ICEY!".

Bobby gave a offmph sound as Jubilee barreled into him, hugging him.

"I LOVE you Icey!", she said.

Bobby was about to reply when he heard someone humming what sounded like a super-hero theme.

"Dun dun dun dun dun dun duuuuuuuuuunnnn!", came the voice of John, "make way for THE FLAMING INFERNO!".

Pyro suddenly leapt out, his underwear on the outside of his suit, a table cloth floating from behind his back. His hands were on his hips in a classic hero stance. Bobby had to stick his fist in his mmouth to stop himself from busting a gut. Pyro...the Flaming Inferno, didn't notice this, and gave a booming laugh.

"And what would the Falming Inferno be without his faithful sidekicks", he said, "Butt Man and Stool Boy!".

Facade and Piotr stepped out, though not wearing anything different, they put their hands on their hips too.

"Jee wilkers Flaming Inferno", said Piotr....Stool Boy, "what evil shall we fight today?".

"I don't know Stool Boy", said Pyro, "lets go and see what's going down!. Flames away!".

With that, the three ran off, all humming the same tune as before. Bobby blinked.

"Yeah....that was weird".

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"And then the baby bear said. 'someone's been eating MY porridge and now it's all gone'", Logan paused in his story telling to sniffle, "kinda like....my beer".

He gave a soft whimper before burring his head in his knees and started to sob.Kitty stared at him.

"That's a crappy story", said Kitty, "we have to find a better story teller!".

Duncan gave Sabertooth a poke.

"Go Mr.Sabertooth!", he said.

Sabertooth crossed his arms.

"I don't know any storys", he said.

"STORY!", snapped Jubille.

"Just tell them a God-Damn story", said Bobby, whom Jubille was currently hugging.

"FINE!", snapped Sabertooth, "once upon a time there was a..err... a Princess".

"Was her name Amanda?", asked Amanda.

"No way, her name was Kitty!", said Kitty.

"Jubilee!", said Jubilee.

"Her name was Stuart!", said Sabertooth angrily, "Now Princess Stuart lived in a big...".

"Stuart isn't a name fro a Princess!", said Teryn, "Teryn is the name of a Princess!".

"The Princess' name is STUART!", roared Sabertooth, all the kids shut up, staring at him, then, one by one, they started to cry.

"Mr. Sam wouldn't yell at us", sniffled Todd.

"Mr. Big kitty is mean", added Remy.

Sabertooth felt panic rise.

"Please stop cryin'", he said, "please!".

This only made the babies cry harder and louder. Sabertooth cringed, this wasn't going well, not at all.

"SHUT UP!", he snarled.

More crying, Sabertooth, shook his head, standing up.

"I'm sorry, i can't take this i'm goin'...fer a walk!".

With that, he stalked off.

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"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Jamie, or rather 6 Jamie's now they..or he was free of the bubblewrap, zipped along on Xavier wheelchair. He barreled into Pietro, knocking him down to the ground and running over him.

"Owww", said Pietro from the ground.

He picked himself up and shakily walked off until he found Xavier face down on the floor.

"There were just...too many of them!", he said in a funny voice, they..they overpowered me. They said something about taking it for a 'higher cause'".

"That doesn't sound good", said Pietro.

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Storm had been waiting patiently by Beast and Forge, keeping an eye on the babyfiing machine, which Forge had gotten bored with and discarded. Suddenly, 6 Jamie's sped in, riding Xavier's wheelchair. It screeched to a stop and the Jamie's all merged into one.

"I got it!", he said proudly.

"Good", said Forge, walking over and looking at the wheelchair, "now i can make my...adjustments. Whoaohaoahhahahhaha!".

"Dun dun dun dun dun dun duuuun!".

Suddenly, Flaming Inferno and his trusty sidekicks burst in. Pyro put his hands on his hips again.

"Ah ha!", he said, pointing a finger at Forge, "caught you red handed, Doctor Gizmo!".

Forge looked at Pyro like he had grown an extra head. Pyro ignored this and carried on.

"And look, your evil acomplaces, The Cookie Monster and Many Man!".

Storm blinked, taking all this in before staring at Pyro.

"John", she said, carefully, he looked like he was teetering on the edge of sanity, she didn't want to be the one to push him off, "why are you talking like that?....and why are you wearing your underwear on the outside?".

Pyro turned and smiled at her.

"And now i get to save my Lady Love", he said, "the beautifull Princess Windrider!".

He laughed and picked up Storm, maiden style.

"Put. Me. Down. NOW!", said Storm, outside, the sound of thunder rising.

"Yeah, put her down now, you Jive Turkey!", said Forge, giving Pyro a swift kick in the shin, "i saw her first!".

Storm blinked.

"Wow, i've never had guys fight over me before...okay so one is a baby and the other is......odd, but still", she said, smiling, "who wants to fight for my love?".

"Just be a sec, luv", said John, putting Storm down and tackling Forge to the ground, "DIE!".

With a yell, Beast and Jamie started to attack Piotr and Facade. Storm glanced at all of this before sighing.

"I wish i was in Africa".

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Whoahahahhahaha...sorry the movie fried my brain. It'll be much better next time, i promise. Until then, keep those suggestions a 'comming!