Baby Blues 2 - Revenge is Sweet

By Todd Fan

Disclaimer: "When I join an underground cult I expect a little support from my family."

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Hey all my dilegent reviewers and readers, your wait is over, Magneto has arrived! And LOOK who moved into my head last night!

PYRO: Hi folks!

John, if you're going to live here, you have to sit quietly with the others. *Watches as John pushes Todd off a seat to flirt with Wanda* Oh God help me...i'm running out of room!.

DuskDeweller - Mmmmm what WOULD happen is a certain beloved Motorcycle (or in this case Motorcycles) were babyified? Whoahhahahahhaha!

Pyromaniac - Nope, Kurt and the Seftons are in the Common Room..or rather MR Sefton and Kurt is..heh heh (i will get ot them soon). Ray hasn't shown up yet but Roberto is....somewhere in the house. You shall find Remy now, tee hee and of course, i can't say no to Kelly torture.

The Mischievous One - Oh yes, Pie shall get his torture too. What has my evil little 10 year old brother come up with?. I'm noooot teeelllling!.

Tenshi Kanashii - Weelll, Rogue is playing 'house' with Mystique at the moment *evil laugh* Forge offering Storm flowers from HER garden? Oh Gods, that was too good!

Abbie Soler Star - Todd the frog prince? Priceless! The kids seraching for an evil monster? *Giggles even more*

DragonBlond - One baby Lockheed..okay he isn't a real dragon in this..but you get my drift...

Icy Flame - Evan spiking some adults to the wall *gets an evil idea* ooooohhhh!

Alison - ....Poor Mr. Sam

Catney - Ewww..that's gross...i love it!

Dax Rattler - What did they do to the wheelchair?. Find out in this chapter *insert evil laugh*. Oh Gods, the image of Pyro and Forge duking it out for their lady love.....*giggles insanely*.

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Chapter 9 - The master of a really big word

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"You're not drinking your tea dear".

Rogue stared at the empty cup in front of her, and then up at her mother, who had a smile that would put Mrs Cuningham to shame.....it was kinda creepy. She gave a nervous smile and raised to cup to her mouth pretending to drink. Once she had decided she had drunk enough fake tea she smiled.

"Mmmmm nice", she said.

This seemed to appease Mystique and she hummed happily, cleaning the table. Rogue glanced around, wondering when was th best possible time to make an escape when she felt something climb up and sit on her knee. She looked down to see Gambit.

"Hi chere", he said, "Gambit keep you company".

Mystique looked at him and smiled.

"Well hello Mr....Lebooo", she said, then smiled at Rogue, "dear, i didn't know you were bringing your boyfriend over..i would have made more cupcakes".

She indicated to the empty plate on the table.

"Oh a'h think we have PLENTY of cupcakes", said Rogue, well...it looked like she was stuck there...

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Sabertooth had been sitting quietly, watching Teryn and Kitty plastering make-up on the still unconcious Sam.

"We're making Mr. Sam all pretty for his open casket", said Kitty happily as she smeared his right cheek with lipstick.

Sabertooth chuckled to himself, keeping in mind to have a camera ready for when that kid woke up. His acute hearing suddenly picked up a sound...a sound he knew very well.

"Beverly?".

Suddenly 'Beverly' came screeching down the hall, minaturised so that Jubilee could ride on it.

"Weeee!", she said, "i LIKE motorbikes!".

Sabertooth gave a small whimper as his beloved bike flew past him.

"Beverly?", he said again, before giving a small sniff.

"Hah!", said Logan pointing a finger at him, "you lost your biiiiikkke!".

Suddenly, Calisto came riding into the house on Logan's bike, it in the same state at Sabertooth's.

"Carol?", said Logan, blinking, watching as Calisto follow Jubilee off into the depths of the mansion.

"Har de har har", said Sabertooth, "the shoe's on the other foot now, 'aint it?".

Logan gave him a dead-pan look.

"The shoe's on the other foot?", he said, "have you been sniffing cat-nip again?".

"I wish i was", said Sabertooth, sitting down with a whimper, "but i think the kids have wreaked my head".

With that, he put his head in his knees and sobbed. Logan, unsure how to handle this situation, patted him on the head. He glanced up as he saw his beer can trundle happily down the corridor. He glanced at the sobbing Creed and at his rapidly departing beer. He made his choice....well, who could live without beer?

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Jean Grey practically fell into the house, under one arm, she carried who used to be one of the most feared mutants on the planet..now reduced to four years old...he was even worse.

"I want to go home!", he said, "this isn't my house!"

Professor Xavier glanced up from where he had been propped up by a wall.

"Oh dear God no", he said.

Magneto smiled and floated over to Xavier.

"Charley!", he said happily, giving him a hug.

"Eric", said Xavier with a warning tone, "what have we said about calling me Charley?".

He wasn't answered, as Beast was trundling towards them, pushing Xavier's wheel chair.

"There you go Mr. Shiney Head", said Beast, guiltily putting the wheelchair in front of Xavier, "we're sorry we took it".

Xavier glanced at it before tentively pulling himself back in.

"That okay Hank", said Xavier, "at least you gave it back".

"With ajustements", said Beast.

"Ajustments?", asked Xavier, flicking a switch, suddenly, the chair screeched into life and sped off down the hall that Pietro would have had trouble pacing himself with, Xavier tried the brakes....they had gone, so he did the only logical thing, "ahhhhhhh!".

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Storm gave a disgruntled groan, brushing away the jam that a passing Jamie had wiped on her skirt. She felt something tug her arm, she looked down to see Forge holding a bunch of rather beautifull flowers.

"I picked some pretty flowers for you, Pretty Lady", said Forge, handing her the flowers shyly.

"Oh", said Storm taking them and smelling them, "errrr...thank you Forge. They are..very nice".

Forge smiled happily.

"I'm glad you like them", he said, "i picked them especially for you from a biiiiiiggg garden in the attic".

Storm paled.

"MY garden?".

Forge looked slightly nervous as he tried to think of an answer.

"Errr...maybe", he said, then put on a puppy dog face, "i'm sorwwwwy".

Storm stared at him before sighing..they were pretty flowers..and the thought did count....plus he looked like a helpless three legged puppy.

"It's okay Forge", she said, ruffling his hair, "i like them".

"AH HA!"

Suddenly, Pyro leapt out from behind a statue, pointing an accusing finger at Forge, Piotr and Facade close behind him. Pyro still had the cape on and his underwear was still on the outside..so Storm assumed she was still looking at the Flaming Inferno.

"You were trying to seduce MY Lady Love!", said Pyro, "you have gone too far now, Doctor Gizmo. We must fight to the death!".

"Boys...there really is no need to fight to the de....", started Storm, only to be cut off by Forge, who made his prosthetic arm into a drill, whirring it around like a slasher movie killer.

"Bring it on!", he shouted.

Pyro looked at the drill, contemplating this for a second.

"Run away!", he shouted, taking off down the corridor.

"Hah!", siad Forge, "i wiiiiin!".

He smiled happily at Orono.

"Can i be your squease?", he asked inocently.

"Errrr...", said Orono, "ask me when your older".

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Logan had tried ever so hard to find his beer can..he was sure he'd seen it trundle off one of these corridors. He passed one to see Pietro hanging upside down on the wall. Logan thought this slightly puzzling and stepped inside. To late did he realise it was a trap. He gave a grunt as thousands of spikes pinned him to the floor. Evan stood before him, gave an evil laugh and ran off.

"You know, for a guy with enhanced sense, you SUCK at knowing where kids are", quipped Pietro.

"Aww shaddup", said Logan, "i thought you were the fastest thing alive..what the heck happened?".

"He challenged me to stand still", said Pietro, "God..i was a fool".

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"Wanda...are you a princess?".

Wanda glanced down at Todd, who was looking at her with his head cocked to one side. Deciding to play along, she smiled and nodded.

"Yes", she said, "i'm Princess Wanda".

"Oh", said Todd, then smiled, "will you kiss me then?".

"WHAT?!".

"Well...", said Todd, looking down at his feet and shuffling them, "Mr Sam said that if a Princess kisses a frog, he'll turn into a handsome prince".

"Mr Sam is gonna need an autopsy before long", snarled Wanda, "no..i will not give you a...".

She trailed off, watching as Kitty, complete with a miniaturised Lockheed under her arm. She walked with Rahne, Moira and Duncan, Mrs Sefton being dragged behind.

"What are you kids doing?", Wanda asked with a sigh.

"Were taking Mrs Sefton to find the monster in the basement", said Kitty, "Kelly's bait".

Kelly gave a soft whimper from where they had tied him up onto a toy wagon and were pulling him along. As if all that explained everything, the kids carried on off. Wanda shrugged..okay.

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Logan tried to pull himself up from where he was pinned to the floor..nope, he was trapped. It was then that he saw it. His beer can, rolling happily towards him, he smiled, it was coming to daddy!. The beer rolled to a stop inches from his face. Logan craned his neck, trying to reach it..no good. He stuck out his tounge, the very tip of it touching the cool blessed can. He tried to manover his tounge to tip it over to roll towards him, but only suceeded in tapping it a little further away. Logan gave a soft whimper...someone was testing him.

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Tee hee, there you go, all done!. Please send in those suggestions. Until next time...