Baby Blues 2 - Revenge is sweet!

By Todd Fan

Disclaimer: "That's a pretty dorky looking helmet".

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Tusken - Not ignoring your sujestions hon, but i get sooooo many, i can't always fit them all into one chapter, but yep, now you get more storys, tee hee.

Ellen - Sleepy cranky babies? Oh boy. No Remy isn't in the movie, just his name *sigh*

Aphrodite - *Giggles* More of the very very odd love triangle...or rather, rectangle.

Klinoa - Bye bye Beverly and Carol (who, incidentally, were named after my aunts :P)

Jskullguy - Mmmm have only JUST started to read comics now, i haven't read any of the AOA's yet, but Magneto after Rogue? Tee hee..poor Rogue.

Mischievous one - More fun with the Flaming Inferno and his people? Whoahahhaha!

Raliena - WOW. I had TOTALLY forgotten about her!. She wasn't babified either *evil evil EVIL laugh*. Oh yes, and the jinxing begins!.

Dax Rattler - Storm shall attempt to de-programe Pyro. *Giggles* And yes, Mystique and Remy will discuss Rogue's wedding plans. And Magneto?. He will torture poor Logan.

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Chapter 10 - The babies get cranky

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"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, diddly de de, there they are all standing in a row, big ones small ones some as big a....".

"SHUT UP!".

Pietro stopped singing abruptly from where he was still pinned upside down to the wall. Logan snarled at him, still pinned to the floor, that beer can inches away, so tantalisingly close.

"Somebodys touchy", quipped Pietro, "i was only trying to find a way to occupy my time".

"I hate that song", said Logan simply.

"Yeah, well my world moves alot faster than yours, it may seem like we've only been here for two hours to you..for me, it's like five hours!", said Pietro, "i'm bored and the blood is rushing to my head..i can't feel my legs anymore".

"Quit yer whining!", snapped Logan, wishing that the beer can could move just a teeny tiny bit closer.

Suddenly, as if he had wished it into happening, the beer can floated into the air and started to float towards him. Logan grinned.

"Hey, i got a new power!", he said cheerfully.

"No you didn't", said Pietro with a sigh, "hi dad".

Magneto had his arm outstretched to the beer can, making it dance around by Logan's face.

"This is fun!", he said happily.

"Hey dad, you wanna get me down"?, asked Pietro hopefully.

Magneto glared at his son, before giving a bored yawn and walking out of the room, ignoring Pietro's plea completely. The beer can stayed floating for a while, before landing on Logan's head with a clunk and rolling off down the hall.

"Noooooooooo!", said Logan, before starting to sob quietly.

"Geez man, you really need to get out more", said Pietro.

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Pyro ran around, laughing manically, making 'whoosh' sounds and runing around with his arm held out in front of him. Pitor and Facade followed him in a similar manner. Lance watched this with faint amusement.

"What are you doing?", he asked.

"I'm flying, duh!", said Pyro, "now move aside citizen, while i find my Lady Love, i now have my trusty side-kicks, so we can defeat Doctor Gadget!".

"Uh huh", said Lance, raising an eyebrow, "good luck with that".

"For Freedom", said Facade

"For Peace!", said Pitor

"For the love of a Goddess and the death of a manical genius!", said Pyro, "Flames away!".

Lance rolled his eyes as he watched John 'fly' off, suddenly there was a chocked cry and the sound of a lighting bolt being zapped. Storm came around the corner, dragging an unconcious Pyro with her.

"I am going to get the idiot back to normal", she said simply to Lance as she walked past, "watch the children".

Lance looked down to see Piotr and Facade.

"I'm sleepy", said Facade.

"I'm hungry", said Piotr.

"I WANNA PONY!", screamed a voice from behind them.

Lance turned to see a very tired looking Jason carrying a four year old Destiny.

"Oh...goodie", said Lance dryly, "man, you look a mess".

"You're peaches and cream yourself", retorted Jason, before sighing, "sorry. Do you have the faintest idea how hard it is to catch a toddler who can sense the future?".

"Isn't she blind?", said Lance with a chuckle.

"Yes", said Jason, "Illusions can't work on you if you can't SEE the damn things".

Irene squirmed from his grasp before crossing her arms.

"Where's my pony?!", she demanded.

This started the surrounding babies to scream and cry, demanding various objects, surrounding Jason and Lance.

"Suddenly, i really, really wish i was somewhere else", said Jason, suddenly vanishing from the children's, and Lance's view.

"HEY!", said Lance, realising too late that Mastermind had cast an illusion, "jerk!".

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Rogue downed her third cup of invisible tea. She looked over to where Remy and Mystique had been planning her and Remy's wedding for the past few hours.

"And we can have swans paddling in a pond", said Mystique happily.

"Qui", said Remy, "and lots and lots of balloons".

Rogue groaned, banging her head on the tabletop.

"Hello beautiful".

Rogue looked up to see Magneto, smiling at her. Ewww, no!. That's was wrong, sick and wrong!.

"Ah think ya'll just a little bit older than me Mag's", she stated.

"Get away from my daughter!", snapped Mystique.

"My chere!", said Remy.

Magneto rolled his eyes.

"Fine!", he said, "i was only being friendly!".

He floated off, bored with this game too, none of the games were very interesting...he needed some metal. He'd seen plenty of metal in the kitchen...he decided to head there. Rogue breathed a sigh of relief, that turned into one of joy when she noticed her mother had also wandered off. She was FREE!

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Kurt wished he was free. Mr Sefton had been grilling him for the past two hours about the ethics of dating Amanda...it was starting to wear thin. His tail had begun to flick from side to side, showing both his boredom and irritation.

"And what's more", said Mr Sefton, "what if one of those..those robots comes back, huh?. What if it targets her, because she is affiliated with YOU?!".

"I vould save her from anything that vould harm her", said Kurt simply.

"I don't care", said Mr Sefton, "why don't you go off with one of you own kind?. Isn't that what you're supposed to do?, breed with your own species?!".

Kurt had had enough! He stood up to his full height, giving Mr Sefton a deathly glare.

"I AM human, you know", he said, his voice stony calm, "and shouldn't eet be Amanda's decison vho she is vith, not yours?. You know, eets bigoted scum like you that made me have to leave Germany!".

*BAMF*

Mr Sefton found himself staring at a cloud of sulphorous smoke

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Storm glanced over at John as he groaned, coming to.

"John?", she asked carefully, "..Pyro..are you in there now?"

"What do you mean 'mam?", asked Pyro, blinking, "i'm Jim Hawkins! Now i must go fight my arch nemisis, Long John Silver!".

Pyro laughed, running off, Storm sighed, shaking her head.

"Well..at least he got JOHN in there..wrong person but still...", she said, "we must be getting closer".

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"So, Princess Stuart had a horse called Mike.....".

Sabertooth had found himself back on storyteller duty, Hank, Duncan and a very battered Kelly sat around him. None of them had spoken about the 'monster finding' incident...and Mrs Sefton had not returned. The kids were getting tired and subdued and were listening to Sabertooth's story quietly and placidly. He grinned, this was easy work. He heard the sound of his motorbike reving and looked up to see that Jubilee was still riding it...she rode it alright, straight into a wall.

"Oooopsie", she stated.

Fro upstairs, Sabertooth picked up the same sound, accompanied by an anguished cry form Logan. He really should go and untie his rival...but not until he'd finished his story.

"So Princess Stuart and Mike rode off ta find Prince Kevin....".

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Forge had been happily making something for 'the pretty lady' when he felt something poke him in the side. He glanced over to see Mystique smiling at him.

"Oooohh look", she said, "we're all alone Forgeykins".

Forge gave a frightened whimper and back pedaled away.

"Ewwwww go away, Stella!", he said.

"Hey ho we'll go anywhere the wind is blowing, hoist the sails and siiiiing...", sang John, before running to by Forge, "ah hah!. I have you now, Long John Silver!. You and you're 'hook' con't fool me!".

He gave Forge's prosthetic arm a tap, listening to the sound of clunking metal. Mystique hissed and pushed John out of the way.

"Leave my Forgey alone!", she said.

Ororo stepped inside just in time to see Forge come running for her, cowering from behind her legs.

"They want to kill me!", he said.

Storm sighed, watching Pyro and Mystique argue about whether to kill or not to kill Forge. She picked Forge up and smiled.

"Lets go get some ice cream", she said, walking out the door.

"Hey, she's stealing MY boyfriend!", said Mystique.

"You're boyfriend nothing!", said Pyro, "he's stealing MY girlfriend!".

They both looked at each other and gave an evil grin...the first signs of a truce and a dangerous alliance.

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Ooooooh dear God, what have i done?! Please send in those requests and suggestions, until next time...