Baby Blues 2 - Revenge is Sweet
By Todd Fan
Disclaimer: "Attempted murder? Now what is that? Do we give a nobel prize for attempted chemistry?".
***
I adore my reviewers..i know i tell you that every time, but it is true!. Ooooh in case any of you are interested, i have now chosen my next Parody of a movie. what is it? I'm not teeeeeling!. It may be a while before it shows, i can't find a script for it like i could with Beauty and the Beast, so i have to work from my video..so be patient..tee hee.
Alison - One Mrs Hannigan, signed, sealed and delivered.
Ellen - Poor Pie...
Tenshi Kanashii - Oooooohhh i LIKE the idea of cashing in on Irene's power. Kaching indeed!
Abbie Soler Star - That is so evil, i can't NOT put it there..so there you go. Whoahhahaha!
Belladonna - *Giggles at the mental image of Sabertooth with ice cream in his fur*.
Mischievous One - Do not fear, Juggernaught WILL appear, but not yet. And yes, he will be babifed.
Roisin - Someone shall get a boo boo
Dax - Does Storm still have all her restraints?. Thats a good question..tee hee. And Mystique will be using her shapeshifting abilities...bad Raven!
Klinoa - He can fly, he can fly, he can fly!
WDCain - Ooooohhh a baby Trask....he shall appear, not yet, but soon, i promise.
Adrenaline Junkie - More Evan is yours!..okay not much, but i did the best i could, head..not working.
Draco-luver - Yes, X2 WAS good..better than good, it was WOW..i think that's the best word that describes it. John is still and adult..for all the good that does him.
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Chapter 11 - Get rich quick
****
The kids were happily gathered around a singing, dancing Barney. Barney made a point of hugging the kids before going into a verse of 'i love you, you love me'. Lance made a little gagging sound.
"Think yourself lucky you don't have to MAKE this damn thing", muttered an ill looking Jason from where he sat down, his eyes glowing.
Todd had been sitting on Sabertooth's shoulder, enjoying the show, eating a huge ice-cream. He went to lick it, causing a huge dolop to fall out of the cone and hit Sabertooth in the head and side down his face.
"Is any of that stuff gettin' in yer mouth?", he asked, irritably, flicking his hand to get rid of the sticky stuff.
"Sowwy", said Todd, his mouth full of goopy ice-cream.
"Hey, aren't we shy a couple of people?", asked Scott, "where's Rahne, Jubilee and Hank?".
"They sssaid ssomething about a funeral", said Caliban, he closed his eyes, concentrating before opening them, "they are burrying Ssssam in the back yard now".
"Oh...okay then", said Scott, it took a second before it sank in, making him jump to his feet, "oh dear God, no!".
****
"Dwearly depawted, we are gahered here todawy to say bye bye to Mr Sam".
Hank stood on a cardboard box, looking very serious and sad. Rahne had put a bin bag on her head and was crying like a widow. Jubilee was holding some flowers and sniffling. Sam was still unconsious, still with makeup on his face, and was currently lying in a shallow grave, just enough for him to fit in.
"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust bunnies", said Hank, before the girls put flowers on Sam.
Hank sighed, and started to move huge clods of earth onto Sam. As dirt sprinkled on his face, Sam gave a groan, scrunching up his features before opening his eyes. He was being burried arrive, HE WAS BEING BURRIED ALIVE!!!!!!. Sam panicked, and did the only logical thing he could do at the time, he set off his power. He shot up out of the Earth, and flew into the sky with a whoosh.
"Look, Mr. Sam's going to heaven", said Rahne happily.
Warren had been heading towards the Xavier institute. Xavier had rung up, saying to come over quickly, it was a dire emergency. He stopped in mid- flight, hovering as he heard a whistling sound coming towards him. What the heck was that? Suddenly, something hit him hard in the side.
"Ugh!", was all he manged to say before he fell down towards the ground, Sam carrying on shooting through the sky.
Warren plummeted to Earth, before hitting the ground on the Institute's ground with a thud. He groaned and picked himself up..that had hurt. He glanced up to see Kitty, Jubilee, Hank and Rahne smiling at him..baby versions of them.
"No, not again", said to himself, granted, he'd been in their position himself last time, this was the emergency?. Damn Xavier, damn him to Hell!
"Hey, look!", said Jubilee, "Mr Sam's come back as an Angel!".
*****
Pietro hummed quietly to himself, before noting the glare he was getting from Logan, and so shut up.
"Why hasn't anyone rescued us yet?", he demanded.
"I don't know", said Logan with a sad sigh, "i just don't know".
He suddenly felt something pull him lose. He blikned sitting up, he was FREE!. He look to his side to note Lucid holding a bunch of spikes.
"You won't believe the amount of times he does this in the Alley", he commented.
"Thanks buddy, i owe ya one!", said Logan.
"Hey, free me, free meeee!", said Pietro from where he was hanging upside down.
Lucid looked at him for a moment before shrugging.
"Nah, i don't think i will", he said, walking off.
"Whhhyyyyy!", said Pietro, sturggling to get loose, looking at the Morlock with pleading eyes.
"I don't like you", said Lucid simply, as he left the room.
"This is about that alien comment, isn't it?", Pietro sighed before looking hopefully towards Logan, "hey Wolvie 'ol buddy 'ol pal, think you could...".
Logan wasn't listening, he was walking towards his beer can, which had floated into the room. Logan moved towards it and it moved away. Logan pondered this for a second before giving a war cry and charging it. Too late did he notice the open window, he flew through it and fell onto Storm's rosebush with a thud.
"Owwwww", he said, glancing up as his beer can flew back into the house, "DAMN YOU MAGNETO!".
Back in the room, Pietro looked hopefully at his father, who ignored him and walked off.
"Now i have no one to talk to!", said Pietro with a whimper, then began to sing, "i'm all alone in the world, there's no one here beside me!".
****
Forge hummed happily to himself as he made a metal rose which played 'Summer Loving'. He smiled, she would like that. Suddenly, something tapped him on the shoulder, he turned around to see..Storm?...as a baby?.
"Huh?".
"I got changed into a baby", said 'Storm', "oooohhh that's a pretty flower".
Forge blinked for a second before handing it to 'Storm'. She gave a happy giggle before dragging Forge away. He didn't notice her eyes glow yellow for a second.
"Let's get married!", she said happily.
*****
"Hey, i got an idea!", said Kurt, where he had recently teleported into the Common Room, he knelt down to Destiny and held out a lottery ticket, "do you vant to play a game? All you have to do ees pick ze magic numbers that vill vin Kurt lots of money and make him very very happy. You vant to do that for me?".
"Okay!", said Irene cheerfully, pointing at the numbers, Kurt circling them as she went.
"You're using Destiny to win the lottery?", asked Fred with a raised eyebrow, "nice".
"Ja", said Kurt, "i'm going to buy a condo in ze Bahamas for me and Amanda, and THIS ees ze vinning ticket!".
"Did i hear 'winning ticket'?", asked Tabby, grinning, "come on, Blue, you HAVE to share".
"NEIN!", said Kurt, hugging the ticket to him, "eets mine, all mine!".
*BAMF*
"Spread out and search the place!", said Tabby, "we'll find that ticket if it's the last thing we do!".
****
Storm had been looking for Forge for quite a while now...he had toddled off somewhere saying he was going to make her soemthing pretty...she hadn't seen him since. She suddenly heard the crack of a whip. She glanced around to see John holding...wait a minute!.
"You went into my room!", she snapped, "that's MINE!".
John looked at the leather whip.
"Jim Hawkins doesn't steal m'lady", he said, "i....why are your eyes glowing?".
He gave a squeak of fright as he was hit by a lighting bolt. He flumped to the ground before sitting up again, his hair more frizzled than normal. He blinked beofre smiling at Ororo.
"Hello beatutifull Wendy", he said, "i'm Peter Pan!".
"Oh no", said Storm, putting her head in her hands as John climbed on top of a bookcase.
"Watch this!", said John, "all i have to do is think of a happy little thought and i can FLY!".
"John, NO!".
Storm's warning came too late, with an almost manical laugh, John launched himself off the bookcase. She closed her eyes, she didn't want him to break his neck, so she sent out a small wind to stop him a few feet from the ground.
"See!", said John, "i can fly!".
Storm groaned and let go of the wind, letting him drop the rest of the way. He hit the ground with a soft thud.
"Where's Tinkerbell when you need her?", he said.
****
"FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY SHUT UP!".
Roberto De Costa had lost it. He was NOT a nanny, he couldn't take it anymore. The four girls in front of him whimpered.
"You're mean, Mr Robbie", said Amanda.
"Very mean", said Calisto.
"We don't like you!", said Kitty and Teryn in unison.
"What are you doing?", asked Roberto, a small hint of fear in his voice as the girls started to dance around him...maybe this was a voodo ritual, then they started to sing.
"It's a hard knock life for us, it's a hard knock life for us", they sang, "insteada treated, we get tricked, insteada kisses, we get kicks, it's a hard knock life!".
"I never kicked you, not once!", said Roberto, backing into a wall as the girls continued to sing and dance around him.
****
Banshee, Xavier, Jean and Wanda had found themselves looking over Kelly, Evan and Poitr. Suddenly, without warning, Evan sneezed, sending out little splinters everywhere. Kelly started to cry..loudly. He held up his hand.
"Splinter!", he cried, a huge spike sticking out of his hand.
"Sorry", said Evan with a sniffle.
"Let me take a look", said Banshee, picking up Kelly and removing the spike, "there ye go laddie".
Kelly didn't stop crying.
"Ye want a screaming match with me boyo?", said Sean with a growl, "'cause ye won't win!".
Xavier made a harumph sound, making Sean drop Kelly and stare at him.
"Ye wanna make somethin' o' it Baldy?!", he snapped.
"BALDY?!", said Xavier, before narrowing his eyes.
Sean gave a nervous chuckle.
"When i said Baldy, what i really meant was...uh oh", he said, suddenly shuddering before smiling and speaking in a high voice, "hi my names Petunia. I'm six years old".
He skipped around the room in the manner of a little girl for a second before smiling at Jean.
"Will ye braid my hair?".
****
*Giggles* Sorry, that was wrong, those that have seen X-2 will get the in- joke at the end, if you haven't seen it, i hope it's funny anyway. Yup. Please send in those requests...until next time.
By Todd Fan
Disclaimer: "Attempted murder? Now what is that? Do we give a nobel prize for attempted chemistry?".
***
I adore my reviewers..i know i tell you that every time, but it is true!. Ooooh in case any of you are interested, i have now chosen my next Parody of a movie. what is it? I'm not teeeeeling!. It may be a while before it shows, i can't find a script for it like i could with Beauty and the Beast, so i have to work from my video..so be patient..tee hee.
Alison - One Mrs Hannigan, signed, sealed and delivered.
Ellen - Poor Pie...
Tenshi Kanashii - Oooooohhh i LIKE the idea of cashing in on Irene's power. Kaching indeed!
Abbie Soler Star - That is so evil, i can't NOT put it there..so there you go. Whoahhahaha!
Belladonna - *Giggles at the mental image of Sabertooth with ice cream in his fur*.
Mischievous One - Do not fear, Juggernaught WILL appear, but not yet. And yes, he will be babifed.
Roisin - Someone shall get a boo boo
Dax - Does Storm still have all her restraints?. Thats a good question..tee hee. And Mystique will be using her shapeshifting abilities...bad Raven!
Klinoa - He can fly, he can fly, he can fly!
WDCain - Ooooohhh a baby Trask....he shall appear, not yet, but soon, i promise.
Adrenaline Junkie - More Evan is yours!..okay not much, but i did the best i could, head..not working.
Draco-luver - Yes, X2 WAS good..better than good, it was WOW..i think that's the best word that describes it. John is still and adult..for all the good that does him.
****
Chapter 11 - Get rich quick
****
The kids were happily gathered around a singing, dancing Barney. Barney made a point of hugging the kids before going into a verse of 'i love you, you love me'. Lance made a little gagging sound.
"Think yourself lucky you don't have to MAKE this damn thing", muttered an ill looking Jason from where he sat down, his eyes glowing.
Todd had been sitting on Sabertooth's shoulder, enjoying the show, eating a huge ice-cream. He went to lick it, causing a huge dolop to fall out of the cone and hit Sabertooth in the head and side down his face.
"Is any of that stuff gettin' in yer mouth?", he asked, irritably, flicking his hand to get rid of the sticky stuff.
"Sowwy", said Todd, his mouth full of goopy ice-cream.
"Hey, aren't we shy a couple of people?", asked Scott, "where's Rahne, Jubilee and Hank?".
"They sssaid ssomething about a funeral", said Caliban, he closed his eyes, concentrating before opening them, "they are burrying Ssssam in the back yard now".
"Oh...okay then", said Scott, it took a second before it sank in, making him jump to his feet, "oh dear God, no!".
****
"Dwearly depawted, we are gahered here todawy to say bye bye to Mr Sam".
Hank stood on a cardboard box, looking very serious and sad. Rahne had put a bin bag on her head and was crying like a widow. Jubilee was holding some flowers and sniffling. Sam was still unconsious, still with makeup on his face, and was currently lying in a shallow grave, just enough for him to fit in.
"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust bunnies", said Hank, before the girls put flowers on Sam.
Hank sighed, and started to move huge clods of earth onto Sam. As dirt sprinkled on his face, Sam gave a groan, scrunching up his features before opening his eyes. He was being burried arrive, HE WAS BEING BURRIED ALIVE!!!!!!. Sam panicked, and did the only logical thing he could do at the time, he set off his power. He shot up out of the Earth, and flew into the sky with a whoosh.
"Look, Mr. Sam's going to heaven", said Rahne happily.
Warren had been heading towards the Xavier institute. Xavier had rung up, saying to come over quickly, it was a dire emergency. He stopped in mid- flight, hovering as he heard a whistling sound coming towards him. What the heck was that? Suddenly, something hit him hard in the side.
"Ugh!", was all he manged to say before he fell down towards the ground, Sam carrying on shooting through the sky.
Warren plummeted to Earth, before hitting the ground on the Institute's ground with a thud. He groaned and picked himself up..that had hurt. He glanced up to see Kitty, Jubilee, Hank and Rahne smiling at him..baby versions of them.
"No, not again", said to himself, granted, he'd been in their position himself last time, this was the emergency?. Damn Xavier, damn him to Hell!
"Hey, look!", said Jubilee, "Mr Sam's come back as an Angel!".
*****
Pietro hummed quietly to himself, before noting the glare he was getting from Logan, and so shut up.
"Why hasn't anyone rescued us yet?", he demanded.
"I don't know", said Logan with a sad sigh, "i just don't know".
He suddenly felt something pull him lose. He blikned sitting up, he was FREE!. He look to his side to note Lucid holding a bunch of spikes.
"You won't believe the amount of times he does this in the Alley", he commented.
"Thanks buddy, i owe ya one!", said Logan.
"Hey, free me, free meeee!", said Pietro from where he was hanging upside down.
Lucid looked at him for a moment before shrugging.
"Nah, i don't think i will", he said, walking off.
"Whhhyyyyy!", said Pietro, sturggling to get loose, looking at the Morlock with pleading eyes.
"I don't like you", said Lucid simply, as he left the room.
"This is about that alien comment, isn't it?", Pietro sighed before looking hopefully towards Logan, "hey Wolvie 'ol buddy 'ol pal, think you could...".
Logan wasn't listening, he was walking towards his beer can, which had floated into the room. Logan moved towards it and it moved away. Logan pondered this for a second before giving a war cry and charging it. Too late did he notice the open window, he flew through it and fell onto Storm's rosebush with a thud.
"Owwwww", he said, glancing up as his beer can flew back into the house, "DAMN YOU MAGNETO!".
Back in the room, Pietro looked hopefully at his father, who ignored him and walked off.
"Now i have no one to talk to!", said Pietro with a whimper, then began to sing, "i'm all alone in the world, there's no one here beside me!".
****
Forge hummed happily to himself as he made a metal rose which played 'Summer Loving'. He smiled, she would like that. Suddenly, something tapped him on the shoulder, he turned around to see..Storm?...as a baby?.
"Huh?".
"I got changed into a baby", said 'Storm', "oooohhh that's a pretty flower".
Forge blinked for a second before handing it to 'Storm'. She gave a happy giggle before dragging Forge away. He didn't notice her eyes glow yellow for a second.
"Let's get married!", she said happily.
*****
"Hey, i got an idea!", said Kurt, where he had recently teleported into the Common Room, he knelt down to Destiny and held out a lottery ticket, "do you vant to play a game? All you have to do ees pick ze magic numbers that vill vin Kurt lots of money and make him very very happy. You vant to do that for me?".
"Okay!", said Irene cheerfully, pointing at the numbers, Kurt circling them as she went.
"You're using Destiny to win the lottery?", asked Fred with a raised eyebrow, "nice".
"Ja", said Kurt, "i'm going to buy a condo in ze Bahamas for me and Amanda, and THIS ees ze vinning ticket!".
"Did i hear 'winning ticket'?", asked Tabby, grinning, "come on, Blue, you HAVE to share".
"NEIN!", said Kurt, hugging the ticket to him, "eets mine, all mine!".
*BAMF*
"Spread out and search the place!", said Tabby, "we'll find that ticket if it's the last thing we do!".
****
Storm had been looking for Forge for quite a while now...he had toddled off somewhere saying he was going to make her soemthing pretty...she hadn't seen him since. She suddenly heard the crack of a whip. She glanced around to see John holding...wait a minute!.
"You went into my room!", she snapped, "that's MINE!".
John looked at the leather whip.
"Jim Hawkins doesn't steal m'lady", he said, "i....why are your eyes glowing?".
He gave a squeak of fright as he was hit by a lighting bolt. He flumped to the ground before sitting up again, his hair more frizzled than normal. He blinked beofre smiling at Ororo.
"Hello beatutifull Wendy", he said, "i'm Peter Pan!".
"Oh no", said Storm, putting her head in her hands as John climbed on top of a bookcase.
"Watch this!", said John, "all i have to do is think of a happy little thought and i can FLY!".
"John, NO!".
Storm's warning came too late, with an almost manical laugh, John launched himself off the bookcase. She closed her eyes, she didn't want him to break his neck, so she sent out a small wind to stop him a few feet from the ground.
"See!", said John, "i can fly!".
Storm groaned and let go of the wind, letting him drop the rest of the way. He hit the ground with a soft thud.
"Where's Tinkerbell when you need her?", he said.
****
"FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY SHUT UP!".
Roberto De Costa had lost it. He was NOT a nanny, he couldn't take it anymore. The four girls in front of him whimpered.
"You're mean, Mr Robbie", said Amanda.
"Very mean", said Calisto.
"We don't like you!", said Kitty and Teryn in unison.
"What are you doing?", asked Roberto, a small hint of fear in his voice as the girls started to dance around him...maybe this was a voodo ritual, then they started to sing.
"It's a hard knock life for us, it's a hard knock life for us", they sang, "insteada treated, we get tricked, insteada kisses, we get kicks, it's a hard knock life!".
"I never kicked you, not once!", said Roberto, backing into a wall as the girls continued to sing and dance around him.
****
Banshee, Xavier, Jean and Wanda had found themselves looking over Kelly, Evan and Poitr. Suddenly, without warning, Evan sneezed, sending out little splinters everywhere. Kelly started to cry..loudly. He held up his hand.
"Splinter!", he cried, a huge spike sticking out of his hand.
"Sorry", said Evan with a sniffle.
"Let me take a look", said Banshee, picking up Kelly and removing the spike, "there ye go laddie".
Kelly didn't stop crying.
"Ye want a screaming match with me boyo?", said Sean with a growl, "'cause ye won't win!".
Xavier made a harumph sound, making Sean drop Kelly and stare at him.
"Ye wanna make somethin' o' it Baldy?!", he snapped.
"BALDY?!", said Xavier, before narrowing his eyes.
Sean gave a nervous chuckle.
"When i said Baldy, what i really meant was...uh oh", he said, suddenly shuddering before smiling and speaking in a high voice, "hi my names Petunia. I'm six years old".
He skipped around the room in the manner of a little girl for a second before smiling at Jean.
"Will ye braid my hair?".
****
*Giggles* Sorry, that was wrong, those that have seen X-2 will get the in- joke at the end, if you haven't seen it, i hope it's funny anyway. Yup. Please send in those requests...until next time.
