Baby Blues 2 - Revenge is sweet
By Todd Fan
Disclaimer: "I take that back, you're not in trouble, you're dead where you stand".
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SEASON THREE IN UK, YEAAAAHHHH!. *Does happy dance* Ahem....sorry about that.
TODD: "Why you so excited?. You've SEEN most of it now..by illegal means, may i add!".
Yeah...but there's a difference between crappy realplayer versions and seeing it on TV.
PIOTR: "How about sneakink into the staff room when you were supposed to be workink to watch it?".
I...hey, when did YOU move in?!!!!!
PIOTR: "Err....oh look, a bird!".
Where?. *Realises Piotr has hidden* Damn, they get me with that one ALL the time!. Anyway, onto my reviewers, who i love, no seriously oh an Pyro will have MULTIPLE personalities in this chapter...not to be confused with Multiple himself..of course....where did i put him?...oh HERE he is!:
Duskdweller - Pyro as Kane, oh boy oh boy! Okay, he'll Kane of last year, as seen as i don't know what Kane is like anymore..he still has his mask..right?
Pyromaniac - Yes, Agatha IS alive in this fic *Evil, evil laughter* Irene is already there, tee hee. More of Remy/Rogue and mother?. Hah!
Eileen - A frog stampede huh? Tad shall get his wish *Sprinkles fairy dust on Tad*
Red Witch - One tortured S.H.I.E.L.D agent!
Draco-luver - One zombie into the mix, oh God! LOL!
Abbie Soler Star - Pyro becomes out favorite adamantium weilding guy?. Whoahahhahaha! Fireworks? *Giggles* What an opportunity to torture a character i hate!
Ellen - Pie shalt give daddykins a piece of his mind.
Steahl - Sam is here! Rogue and Remy?. There they are! Spidey?, he shall make a comeback...as soon as i have consulted the Spider-Man guru (AKA Todd Fan's 10 year old brother).
AurorasFire - *Blinks* Evil pigeons of doom?......okay.... One lightsaber of fire.
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Chapter 13 - The many personalities of Pyro
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"Sing the pirate song!".
Nick Fury looked down at Jamie and frowned.
"I am not a pirate", he said, "i am a government agent!".
"But you have an eye patch", reasoned Jamie, "so you HAVE to be a pirate!. Sing the pirate song, Mr. Pirate!"
"I am not sing...".
"Oh for God's sake, Nick the sing the damn song!", said Logan, rubbing his temples.
Nick gave Logan a look which suggested he'd like to bury him under three feet of concrete before clearing his throat.
"What do you do with a drunken sailor, what do you do with a drunken sailor, oh what do you do with a drunken sailor?, early in the morning", he sang.
"More!", said Jamie, clapping.
"Put him in the long boat 'till he's sober, put him in the long boat 'till he's sober, put him in the long boat 'till he's sober early in the morning".
"MORE!".
"I don't know any more verses!", said Nick.
"MOOOOOOORRRRREEEE!".
"NOOOOOOOOOO!".
Jamie glared at Nick, before smacking his hands together making six clones. Each Jamie looked up at Nick at the same time, giving a very 'Children of the Corn' effect.
"Sing the song, Mr Pirate", they said in complete unison, "do a jig too".
Nick Fury, one of the most fearless agents on the planet right now felt more terrified than he had been in his entire life. He started to sing the song again, hopping from foot to foot, crying at the same time..he wasn't being paid enough.
***
Meanwhile outside, Sam stumbled through the gates of the mansion. He had finally hit a rather large mountain and burried half-way through it before coming to a stop. He was tired, he was dirty, he had concussion. He just wanted to curl up into a little ball and sleep. No such luck. Rahne looked up at him before screaming.
"ZOMBIE!!!!", she shouted, making the sign of the cross on the chest, then hiding behind Warren, "Mr Sam Angel is here, and so is Mr Sam Zombie!. There are TWO Mr Sam's!!!!".
Warren - Snapped.
"I AM NOT SAM!!!!", he said, "do i LOOK like a tall, lanky farmboy from Kentucky?!!!! Do i LOOK like someone who has had to do manual labour?!! I think NOT! I have CLASS!".
"Hey, what's THAT supposed to mean?", asked Sam.
Rahne looked at Warren, then sniffed.
"You're a mean Angel!", she said, then sat down and began to cry, "I WANT MR SAM!".
"There, are ya'll happy now Warren?", said Sam, crossing his arms, "ya'll made Rahne cry. I hope ya'll are happy with yourself!".
"I didn't mean to make her cry!", said Warren, "hey, stop crying little..wolf girl".
Sam gave Warren a slap upside the head. Rahne stopped crying and giggled.
"Hey, she likes it!", said Sam.
"I don't!", said Warren, rubbing his head, only to have Sam slap him again, bringing out more giggles from Rahne, "of COURSE she'd like violence. What else?"
***
Pietro hummed quietly to himself, he really was starting to slip out of conciouness. He groggily watched Pyro run by, and stop for a second. Somehow, he had found a lighter and had created a lightsaber with a small shaft of fire.
"Zooom fzoooooom!", said Pyro, whooshing it around, then looking at Pietro, "Pietro, i am your father!".
"That's scientifically imposible John", said Pietro, "you're to young to be..my..oh what the hell, will you untie me 'dad'?".
John looked at him for a second, before shrugging and walking off. Pietro sighed and closed his eyes, what had he DONE to deserve this? Suddenly, he heard John screaming, acompanied by a loud THUMP!. He craned his neck to see his father walk in, floating a lighter around his head.
"YOU!", said Pietro, starting to cry, "you are a horrible, horrible father! You never appreciate ANYTHING i do for you. You make me LIE to my sister!. I hate you!".
Magneto blinked, beofre himpering and hugging Pietro's upside-down head.
"I'm sorry", he said, "i'll go get you some ice-cream".
With that, Magneto floated off.
"Wait..can you get me down fir....oh damn!", Magneto had gone.
***
In the study, Rogue found herself wondering if she should tell Gambit about all of this when he came back to normal. She glanced down, where Remy had given her an Ace of hearts.
"Gambit love you chere", he said."does chere love Gambit?".
"Errr....", said Rogue, then deciding it best not to disagree with a baby who could blow her up easily, "yes?".
"You hear dat, Mystique?", said Remy, "she loves Gambit!"
Mystique strolled in, looking at a plastic ring on her finger.
"Blue Beast-Man is marrying people!", said Mystique, "lets go now!".
"Hey..wait a minute...", started Rogue, only to find herself being dragged off.
"We'll get your new father to give you away!", said Mystique cheerfully.
"Father?", said Rogue, blinking.
"Foooorrrrggge!", shouted Mystique, "where are yooooouu?".
"You married Forge?!", said Rogue, her mouth dropping open, "whoah..Forge is ma'h dad?!!!!....oh man, a'h hope Hank isn't REALLY a minister, a'h do not want ta call Forge 'dad' after all of this is over..maybe a'h can get Xavier to wipe my mind".
"Forgeykins thinks he married Storm", said Mystique proudly, "i got one up on him, hah!".
"Forgeykins?", said Rogue, "mom...ya'll need some serious counseling!".
***
"Du du du du du duuuuuu, du du du du du duuuuu!".
Scott looked up to see Pyro, walking around with a red-spray painted hockey mask. He saw Scott and poked a finger at him.
"I am Kane!", he said in a deep breath, "you, Triple H, will now feel my burning wrath!".
Scott looked at Pyro. Pyro did nothing but wave his hands up and down.
"Where's the damn fire?!", said Pyro.
Scott blinked, before calmly lifting up his glasses and shooting Pyro to the other side of the room, so he hit the wall on the other side. Scott smiled. That was wrong. It was bad. It was against the rules. It...felt good!. Scott gave a slightly manical chuckle, before standing up and stalking off.
***
*BAMF*
Kurt finally ported onto the roof. He sighed sadly.
"I vish Mr Sefton vould get his", he said, "he's a jerk!".
"You're wish is my comand, sonny-Jim!".
Kurrt blinked and glanced around him, puzzled, he noticed a three-year old Agatha hovering on a boomstick next to his head.
"Errr.....vho are you?", he asked, backing away slightly.
"I'm the good witch of the..err...compas direction", said Agatha, "and i will grant your wish!. Bibiddy bobbidy boo!".
She clicked her fingers and Mrs Sefton appeared on the roof. Suddenly, pigeons materialized out of nowhere and started to peck him. Mr Sefton screamed in agony, shutting his eyes and running around to get rid of the birds, frailing his arms around...until he ran off the edge of the roof. Their was a ominous crunch and Kurt looked down and winced.
"Something tells me, Amanda isn't going to be happy vith me, vhen she gets back to normal".
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Jean had decided to take a stroll in the garden..mainly to get rid of that horrible image Warren had stuck in her head....the jerk!. She smiled at the serene things going on around here. Birds singing, bees buzzing around drinking from flowers, Principle Kelly being tied to a huge rocket by Hank and Forge.....she paused on that last one.
"This is gonna be Groovy!", said Forge, "the first baby principle in space!".
"What do you two think you're doing?!", she shouted, storming over.
"Uh oh, busted", said Hank, "light it quick!".
Forge nodded, changing his arm into a blow-torch and lighting the rocket. Kelly gave a shriek of terror as the rocket shot into the air. Jean flew up after it, untieing Kelly and floating him to the ground. She started to move away from the rocket to descover that her arm was caught in one of the ropes.
"Oh...poo".
The rocket promptly exploded. Jean hung in mid air for a second, covered in black soot, her hair frazzled, before she groaned and dropped down in the garden with a thud. Wanda glanced up placidly, before going back to watching where Todd was playing in the small stream that ran through the ground of the Institute. She blinked when she heard alot of croaking...that was weird. She glanced around, where WAS Todd anyway?
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Logan looked under the ottoman, nope, not there. He looked in the cuboard, nope. Where the Hell was his beer?!.
"Snikt".
He blinked, someone had just made the sound of his blades being popped out, he glanced at his knuckles...his claws were in..no wait..someone had SAID it. He turned to see John holding three butter knifes between each knuckle of both hands. What REALLY caught Logan's attention however, was the fact John had the beer can..HIS beer can in his hands. He growled and stalked slowly over to John.
"Pyro...give me the can", he said, very slowly, "come on, give it".
John growled back at him.
"Over my dead body, bub", he said, "this is my beer, and who's Pyro?. I'm Wolverine".
SNIKT
Logan glared at Pyro, Pyro looked at Logan's claws and gulped.
"I could be wrong", he said, then suddenly narrowed his eyes, shaking his head, "wh...what..what the bloody hell happened?".
Logan smiled, John, he was back!!!. Logan had scared him back. Logan!. Logan was the hero! Yeah!.
"I went off to a far away place", said John, "a place of pixies and elves".
Logan was about to ask for his beer back when a rumbling sound made him pause. What the heck was that?. Suddenly, a tide of frogs and toad's hopped through the kitchen, Todd riding on top and laughing manically.
"Go, my pretty minions, go!", he shouted.
Pyro was in the way. there was no way out for the poor Austrailian. Logan closed his eyes as the frogs and toads bombarded over him, before they all hopped away. Logan watched them go before walking over to the mess on the floor that had been John. He gave him a poke. John sat up.
"I'm Dr Sam Beckett", he stated, "Leaping from life to life, striving to put right what what went wrong, hoping each time, the next leap, will be the leap home".
"Okey dokey", said Logan, patting him on the shoulder, "you go do that".
Logan then realised something was wrong...very wrong. His beer...it had GONE!
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!".
*****
Wow, i'm gettign worse...aren't i?. Oh well. Please keep those suggestions coming in, to feed this bizare and twisted imagination of mine. Until next time....
By Todd Fan
Disclaimer: "I take that back, you're not in trouble, you're dead where you stand".
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SEASON THREE IN UK, YEAAAAHHHH!. *Does happy dance* Ahem....sorry about that.
TODD: "Why you so excited?. You've SEEN most of it now..by illegal means, may i add!".
Yeah...but there's a difference between crappy realplayer versions and seeing it on TV.
PIOTR: "How about sneakink into the staff room when you were supposed to be workink to watch it?".
I...hey, when did YOU move in?!!!!!
PIOTR: "Err....oh look, a bird!".
Where?. *Realises Piotr has hidden* Damn, they get me with that one ALL the time!. Anyway, onto my reviewers, who i love, no seriously oh an Pyro will have MULTIPLE personalities in this chapter...not to be confused with Multiple himself..of course....where did i put him?...oh HERE he is!:
Duskdweller - Pyro as Kane, oh boy oh boy! Okay, he'll Kane of last year, as seen as i don't know what Kane is like anymore..he still has his mask..right?
Pyromaniac - Yes, Agatha IS alive in this fic *Evil, evil laughter* Irene is already there, tee hee. More of Remy/Rogue and mother?. Hah!
Eileen - A frog stampede huh? Tad shall get his wish *Sprinkles fairy dust on Tad*
Red Witch - One tortured S.H.I.E.L.D agent!
Draco-luver - One zombie into the mix, oh God! LOL!
Abbie Soler Star - Pyro becomes out favorite adamantium weilding guy?. Whoahahhahaha! Fireworks? *Giggles* What an opportunity to torture a character i hate!
Ellen - Pie shalt give daddykins a piece of his mind.
Steahl - Sam is here! Rogue and Remy?. There they are! Spidey?, he shall make a comeback...as soon as i have consulted the Spider-Man guru (AKA Todd Fan's 10 year old brother).
AurorasFire - *Blinks* Evil pigeons of doom?......okay.... One lightsaber of fire.
*****
Chapter 13 - The many personalities of Pyro
****
"Sing the pirate song!".
Nick Fury looked down at Jamie and frowned.
"I am not a pirate", he said, "i am a government agent!".
"But you have an eye patch", reasoned Jamie, "so you HAVE to be a pirate!. Sing the pirate song, Mr. Pirate!"
"I am not sing...".
"Oh for God's sake, Nick the sing the damn song!", said Logan, rubbing his temples.
Nick gave Logan a look which suggested he'd like to bury him under three feet of concrete before clearing his throat.
"What do you do with a drunken sailor, what do you do with a drunken sailor, oh what do you do with a drunken sailor?, early in the morning", he sang.
"More!", said Jamie, clapping.
"Put him in the long boat 'till he's sober, put him in the long boat 'till he's sober, put him in the long boat 'till he's sober early in the morning".
"MORE!".
"I don't know any more verses!", said Nick.
"MOOOOOOORRRRREEEE!".
"NOOOOOOOOOO!".
Jamie glared at Nick, before smacking his hands together making six clones. Each Jamie looked up at Nick at the same time, giving a very 'Children of the Corn' effect.
"Sing the song, Mr Pirate", they said in complete unison, "do a jig too".
Nick Fury, one of the most fearless agents on the planet right now felt more terrified than he had been in his entire life. He started to sing the song again, hopping from foot to foot, crying at the same time..he wasn't being paid enough.
***
Meanwhile outside, Sam stumbled through the gates of the mansion. He had finally hit a rather large mountain and burried half-way through it before coming to a stop. He was tired, he was dirty, he had concussion. He just wanted to curl up into a little ball and sleep. No such luck. Rahne looked up at him before screaming.
"ZOMBIE!!!!", she shouted, making the sign of the cross on the chest, then hiding behind Warren, "Mr Sam Angel is here, and so is Mr Sam Zombie!. There are TWO Mr Sam's!!!!".
Warren - Snapped.
"I AM NOT SAM!!!!", he said, "do i LOOK like a tall, lanky farmboy from Kentucky?!!!! Do i LOOK like someone who has had to do manual labour?!! I think NOT! I have CLASS!".
"Hey, what's THAT supposed to mean?", asked Sam.
Rahne looked at Warren, then sniffed.
"You're a mean Angel!", she said, then sat down and began to cry, "I WANT MR SAM!".
"There, are ya'll happy now Warren?", said Sam, crossing his arms, "ya'll made Rahne cry. I hope ya'll are happy with yourself!".
"I didn't mean to make her cry!", said Warren, "hey, stop crying little..wolf girl".
Sam gave Warren a slap upside the head. Rahne stopped crying and giggled.
"Hey, she likes it!", said Sam.
"I don't!", said Warren, rubbing his head, only to have Sam slap him again, bringing out more giggles from Rahne, "of COURSE she'd like violence. What else?"
***
Pietro hummed quietly to himself, he really was starting to slip out of conciouness. He groggily watched Pyro run by, and stop for a second. Somehow, he had found a lighter and had created a lightsaber with a small shaft of fire.
"Zooom fzoooooom!", said Pyro, whooshing it around, then looking at Pietro, "Pietro, i am your father!".
"That's scientifically imposible John", said Pietro, "you're to young to be..my..oh what the hell, will you untie me 'dad'?".
John looked at him for a second, before shrugging and walking off. Pietro sighed and closed his eyes, what had he DONE to deserve this? Suddenly, he heard John screaming, acompanied by a loud THUMP!. He craned his neck to see his father walk in, floating a lighter around his head.
"YOU!", said Pietro, starting to cry, "you are a horrible, horrible father! You never appreciate ANYTHING i do for you. You make me LIE to my sister!. I hate you!".
Magneto blinked, beofre himpering and hugging Pietro's upside-down head.
"I'm sorry", he said, "i'll go get you some ice-cream".
With that, Magneto floated off.
"Wait..can you get me down fir....oh damn!", Magneto had gone.
***
In the study, Rogue found herself wondering if she should tell Gambit about all of this when he came back to normal. She glanced down, where Remy had given her an Ace of hearts.
"Gambit love you chere", he said."does chere love Gambit?".
"Errr....", said Rogue, then deciding it best not to disagree with a baby who could blow her up easily, "yes?".
"You hear dat, Mystique?", said Remy, "she loves Gambit!"
Mystique strolled in, looking at a plastic ring on her finger.
"Blue Beast-Man is marrying people!", said Mystique, "lets go now!".
"Hey..wait a minute...", started Rogue, only to find herself being dragged off.
"We'll get your new father to give you away!", said Mystique cheerfully.
"Father?", said Rogue, blinking.
"Foooorrrrggge!", shouted Mystique, "where are yooooouu?".
"You married Forge?!", said Rogue, her mouth dropping open, "whoah..Forge is ma'h dad?!!!!....oh man, a'h hope Hank isn't REALLY a minister, a'h do not want ta call Forge 'dad' after all of this is over..maybe a'h can get Xavier to wipe my mind".
"Forgeykins thinks he married Storm", said Mystique proudly, "i got one up on him, hah!".
"Forgeykins?", said Rogue, "mom...ya'll need some serious counseling!".
***
"Du du du du du duuuuuu, du du du du du duuuuu!".
Scott looked up to see Pyro, walking around with a red-spray painted hockey mask. He saw Scott and poked a finger at him.
"I am Kane!", he said in a deep breath, "you, Triple H, will now feel my burning wrath!".
Scott looked at Pyro. Pyro did nothing but wave his hands up and down.
"Where's the damn fire?!", said Pyro.
Scott blinked, before calmly lifting up his glasses and shooting Pyro to the other side of the room, so he hit the wall on the other side. Scott smiled. That was wrong. It was bad. It was against the rules. It...felt good!. Scott gave a slightly manical chuckle, before standing up and stalking off.
***
*BAMF*
Kurt finally ported onto the roof. He sighed sadly.
"I vish Mr Sefton vould get his", he said, "he's a jerk!".
"You're wish is my comand, sonny-Jim!".
Kurrt blinked and glanced around him, puzzled, he noticed a three-year old Agatha hovering on a boomstick next to his head.
"Errr.....vho are you?", he asked, backing away slightly.
"I'm the good witch of the..err...compas direction", said Agatha, "and i will grant your wish!. Bibiddy bobbidy boo!".
She clicked her fingers and Mrs Sefton appeared on the roof. Suddenly, pigeons materialized out of nowhere and started to peck him. Mr Sefton screamed in agony, shutting his eyes and running around to get rid of the birds, frailing his arms around...until he ran off the edge of the roof. Their was a ominous crunch and Kurt looked down and winced.
"Something tells me, Amanda isn't going to be happy vith me, vhen she gets back to normal".
****
Jean had decided to take a stroll in the garden..mainly to get rid of that horrible image Warren had stuck in her head....the jerk!. She smiled at the serene things going on around here. Birds singing, bees buzzing around drinking from flowers, Principle Kelly being tied to a huge rocket by Hank and Forge.....she paused on that last one.
"This is gonna be Groovy!", said Forge, "the first baby principle in space!".
"What do you two think you're doing?!", she shouted, storming over.
"Uh oh, busted", said Hank, "light it quick!".
Forge nodded, changing his arm into a blow-torch and lighting the rocket. Kelly gave a shriek of terror as the rocket shot into the air. Jean flew up after it, untieing Kelly and floating him to the ground. She started to move away from the rocket to descover that her arm was caught in one of the ropes.
"Oh...poo".
The rocket promptly exploded. Jean hung in mid air for a second, covered in black soot, her hair frazzled, before she groaned and dropped down in the garden with a thud. Wanda glanced up placidly, before going back to watching where Todd was playing in the small stream that ran through the ground of the Institute. She blinked when she heard alot of croaking...that was weird. She glanced around, where WAS Todd anyway?
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Logan looked under the ottoman, nope, not there. He looked in the cuboard, nope. Where the Hell was his beer?!.
"Snikt".
He blinked, someone had just made the sound of his blades being popped out, he glanced at his knuckles...his claws were in..no wait..someone had SAID it. He turned to see John holding three butter knifes between each knuckle of both hands. What REALLY caught Logan's attention however, was the fact John had the beer can..HIS beer can in his hands. He growled and stalked slowly over to John.
"Pyro...give me the can", he said, very slowly, "come on, give it".
John growled back at him.
"Over my dead body, bub", he said, "this is my beer, and who's Pyro?. I'm Wolverine".
SNIKT
Logan glared at Pyro, Pyro looked at Logan's claws and gulped.
"I could be wrong", he said, then suddenly narrowed his eyes, shaking his head, "wh...what..what the bloody hell happened?".
Logan smiled, John, he was back!!!. Logan had scared him back. Logan!. Logan was the hero! Yeah!.
"I went off to a far away place", said John, "a place of pixies and elves".
Logan was about to ask for his beer back when a rumbling sound made him pause. What the heck was that?. Suddenly, a tide of frogs and toad's hopped through the kitchen, Todd riding on top and laughing manically.
"Go, my pretty minions, go!", he shouted.
Pyro was in the way. there was no way out for the poor Austrailian. Logan closed his eyes as the frogs and toads bombarded over him, before they all hopped away. Logan watched them go before walking over to the mess on the floor that had been John. He gave him a poke. John sat up.
"I'm Dr Sam Beckett", he stated, "Leaping from life to life, striving to put right what what went wrong, hoping each time, the next leap, will be the leap home".
"Okey dokey", said Logan, patting him on the shoulder, "you go do that".
Logan then realised something was wrong...very wrong. His beer...it had GONE!
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!".
*****
Wow, i'm gettign worse...aren't i?. Oh well. Please keep those suggestions coming in, to feed this bizare and twisted imagination of mine. Until next time....
