Baby Blues 2 - Revenge is sweet

By Todd Fan

Disclaimer: "Oh get up there you miserable little puke!"

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PIOTR: Today, Todd Fan decided to let US write the chapter, wasn't that NICE of her?

REMY: She's only letting us do it because she's ill and hasn't got de energy to t'ink otherwise

TODD: Hey guys, when i poke her stomach, it makes a gurgly noise

FORGE: Stop that!...i wanna poke her!

KURT: Me next!

WANDA: I gues i'll have to deal with the requests then?...ugh Guys!

Reality Check - A list of who has been babyfied? Todd, Kitty, Remy, Beast, Piotr, Hank, Forge, Mystique, Magneto, Teryn, Duncan, Kelly, Amanda, Agatha, Captain America, Moira McTaggert, Rahne, Jubilee...should i count that weird banshee guy? Some more Ray?. Ok. Fun with that DAMN holo-watch that fooled ME!!!...ahem...yes, that too.

Miranda - There will be a baby Juggernught..just not yet..we're not authorised to do that yet.

The Mischievous One - Well, there is only ONE beer can, and that's fate is determined.

KURTt: You're not too good at handling requests are you, Vanda?

WANDA: YOU wanna try it?!

KURT: Fine, i vill!

Pyromaniac - Ja, Todd Fan has set ze VCR to record this time around, she's gonna lose her job if she keeps vatching eet in ze staff room. John shall be Robin Hood. Vhoahahahahhahha!

JOHN: Yeah, thanks for that!

AurorasFire - Dell computer guy?. Vho is this 'Dell computer guy'?...bear in mind Todd Fan lives in Wales....Dell Computer guy..mmmm. You vant me to do vhat?!!!

REMY: Done! Kurt will get involved in a fight he shouldn't.

Ellen - Ja, Pietro vill get his ice-cream alright..but he vill vish he hadn't.

FORGE: Okay...my turn!

Goldylokz - Cover Sam in flour?! Far Out thoughts man!

Emperor's Sister - Ooooohh yes, some Rogue and Warren fun is yours..anything to keep that blue shapeshifter away from me...

Mika - One attempted treck to the school, done and dusted.

PYRO: Me memememmemememmeme! My turn!!!

Raliena - Oh yeah, nothing like going down to the watering hole for a pint of beer!..or at least trying to, mate.

Wizard - You want me to be WHO?

WANDA: He'll do it!

Tusken - Where did Todd Fan get her episodes from?. For some reason, the page she got them from has now been turned into a dating page...okay. Though she said that you can reach her on AIM as fanoftodd or on Yahoo Messenger as Welsh_werecat and she will happily try and send you her's.

Adrenaline Junkie - More Piotr is coming your way, mate.

Red Witch - Ooooohh hear that guys?. We get to snap Mr Fury!

Classic Tinker - You...want to play nurse sheila?. Okay, nurse me away! Where is Duncan Douguts?. Find out in this chapter!

TODD: My turn!

Draco-luver - No, sadly, Mr Sefton isn't dead..Todd Fan siad we weren't allowed ta kill anyone. I like Wanda too..grrooowl! She was wonderin' if anyone would make a connection with Dr Zeus and the Sam thing, Kudos ta ya! Hump. Forgeykins indeed!. It was always just Toddles, then the USURPER showed up!

FORGE: The 'usurper' can hear you

TODD: Good!

Steahl - There's Moira!. Ooooooh some channel/personality flippin' is yours!

PIOTR: Hey, we managed to get through the requests!

WANDA: We took up half the damn page! We still need to write the story.

PYRO: Todd Fan doesn't mind, she's collapsed on the bed. Onto work!

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Chapter 14 - It shouldn't happen to a mutant

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Pietro had started to give up on Magneto ever coming back..i mean, how long did it take to get Ice-Cream? What could possibly be taking so long? His question was answered by the sound of screaming....alot of screaming. Suddenly, Magneto appeared, dragging an Iced-up, screaming Bobby with him.

"He's gonna kill me!", said Bobby, struggling to get out of Magneto's grip.

"Dad.....what are you doing?", asked Pietro.

"I brought Ice-Cream!", said Magneto joyfully, "see, he's made of Ice and he's screaming so he's ice-scweam!".

He dropped Bobby onto the floor then made all the nails in the floorboards rise and then drop to pin Bobby to the floor.

"Dig in!", said Magneto happily, "i'll just go get some sauce!".

With a happy hum, he hovered off.

"You're dad has some serious issues", said Bobby from the floor.

"I know", said Pietro, then sighed, "so..how've you been?".

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Lance had managed to find a few minutes of peace and quiet from the terrors known as his 'fellow mutants'. But, like all good things, it wasn't to last. He raised an eyebrow as Kelly, Moira and Hank were whispering in the corner.

"What are you three up to?", he asked.

"We wanna go to school!", said Kelly, "that's MY domain!. MINE! Whoahahahaha!".

"Okay...", said Lance, "you go...do that".

"We will", said Moira, "for we are the learned ones!".

Lance blinked as he watched them go..it then dawned on him that it may not be the best idea to let three recently changed into toddlers to run outside.

"WAIT!", he shouted running after them, only to slam into John, who was talking to himself....or someone called 'Al'.

John shook his head then crossed his arms.

"Detention for YOU Mr Alvers!", he said, "for slamming into your Principle like that!".

Lance blinked.

"I don't go to school anymore....principle Kelly", he said, "you expelled me".

John blinked.

"So i did", he said, then patted Lance on the shoulder, "carry on then".

Lance shook his head before going back after the REAL Kelly. John hummed to himself, muttering about getting some papers signed, strolling into the Common Room.

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In the garden, Rogue found herself so very very greatfull that Hank had vanished, so her and Remy's 'wedding' had to be put off. She was slightly worried to see Duncan looking sadly over the broken body of Jean Grey. Jean twitched every now and again while Duncan stroked her hair.

"Jean's all gone", he said sadly.

Meanwhile, Rahne was still giggling as Sam repeatedly hit Warren on the head.

"Mr Sam Zombie and Mr Sam Angel are funny!", she said.

"I am NOT Sam!!!", shouted Angel.

"I am Sam", said Sam

"Do either of you eat green eggs and ham?", teased Rogue.

"So very very funny", said Warren dryly.

*BAMF*

Kurt suddenly appeared between Sam and Angel.

"Calm down you two", he said, trying to keep the peace, "ve have enough vith ze babies, ve can;t fight against each other. Ve need to be united. Ve nee..."

"DEMON!"

Rahne screamed and hugged Angel.

"Get rid of the Demon, Mr Sam Angel", she said, then tugged on his wings, pulling out a feather.

Warren gave a yelp of pain and in a relfex action, flicked his wings, which smacked Sam forward, causing him to cannonball off into the house. There was a yell and a loud clatter which suggested Sam had landed in the kitchen...then there was nothing more.

"Ooops", said Warren, then blinked as he saw Mystique smiling at him.

"I think you'd better marry my daughter instead", she said.

"But...what about Remy?", asked Remy.

"You're old news", said Mystqiue flatly.

Rogue groaned and started to bang her head on a nearby tree.

"This is sooooo embarassing", she said.

Kurt sighed.

"I vant this to be over", he said simply, glancing at his watch to see the time, only to see it had gone, "....oh".

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Nick and Logan smiled at their plans they had laid out on the kitchen table. It was fool-proof. They could sneak out and get to the beloved bar without anyone noticing. They could get sweet, beloved BEER!. It was then that Sam came crashing through, slamming into a unit and hitting the ground. A sack of flour fell off, exploding on his head and covering him in the stuff. He muttered to himself before staggering out.

"Okay then", said Nick, "so, you know the plan?. Lets move out!".

He and Logan started for the door only to have someone clear their throat. They turned to see Storm tapping her foot.

"Err..hi 'Ro", said Logan with a sheepish grin, "we were just going to the..".

"No, you are NOT", she said, "you two are staying right here to help with the babies. And i will not hear another word about it, understand?".

"Hey lady, we don't have to do ANYTHING you say!", said Nick, when he was suddenly stuck by a lighting bolt, "okay then...we'll stay...you didn't have to zap me...nobody likes me...no one".

With that he sat down and started to cry.

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Sam had fallen into the common room with a thud, only to have Kitty and Teryn chase him off, proclaiming him a ghost. Ray watched carefully from his post as Pyro walked in playing with a watch on his wrist.

"Hey...isn't that Kurt's?", he asked.

Piotr switched the TV channel he was watching boredly. Suddenly, Pyro hit a button on the immage inducer, amking him look like Robin Hood, who was currently on the TV.

"Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding through the glen!", sang Pyro.

Piotr laughed happily.

"This is fun!", he said, switching the TV to a horror show, Pyro flicked a button, making himself into a Vampire. After a few more goes of this, Ray decided enough was enough, and he zapped the remote, leaving the TV on a programe about extinct creatures. Pyro hit the button on the inducer, becoming a spitting image of the presenter.

"And now i will go in search of the Silodon!", he said, "better known as the Sabertooth cat!".

He trudged bravely away.

"He's going to his death..isn't he?", asked Luicd.

"Yup", said Ray, "i wodner how many peices he'll end up as".

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REMY: We DID it!.

TODD: Yeah!

PIOTR: "I have note from Todd Fan. She says, she appologises for the crapiness of story, and she will be better soon, and will never ever let her characters wirte for her again.

WANDA: There's gratitude for you!.

PYRO: She want to go to sleep now, Remy, do the final bit, huh?

REMY: There is another chapter down, hopefully Todd Fan will be better soon and do her job properly, instead of letting us do it. Please send in your suggestions...Until next time!

KURT: Lets go poke her some more!