Baby Blues 2 - Revenge is sweet
By Todd Fan
Disclaimer: "I make it a rule, never get involved with possessed people......actually, it's more of a guideline than a rule".
***
I'm ALLLLLL better! *Glares at characters* Last time i let THEM do anything! Yes, well.....onto the requests:
Pyromaniac - More Piotr is yours!
Red Witch - Oh yes, we shall see more of Todd and his frogs. Some Kitty and Lance?. Tee hee
HoneyBug16 - A joyride in the X-Jet? Whoahahahahhahha!
Reality Check - Adoptions? Ooooohh boy!
DragonBlond - One confused Aussie shalt burst fourth into song! No, i am not ignoring the Morlocks, i promise they will be in this chapter.
Ellen - Pietro and Bobby can have their little support group session.
The Mischievous One - Now you KNOW emotional breakdowns are FUN!!!
LinkinPark4ever - Pyro the physciatrist to the Angel, whoahahahha!
Abbie Soler Star - Poor, poor Nick! Oh yeah, Pyro as, not just an Evo fan, but an X-Men fan!!!!
Steahl - Oh yes, Logan shall try to blackmail 'Ro. *Evil chuckle*
Queen of the Jungle - Some Rogue/Bobby fun is yours!
***
Chapter 15 - The doctor is in.
****
Sabertooth chuckled at his own wit and cunning. No one had even THOUGHT about looking for him by the pool. Not a soul....he was wrong.
"Ah hah!", suddenly, John , minus an image inducer, came stalking out of the bushes, "there he is, and adult male Smilodon, resting by the watering hole".
"Pyro...what are ya doin'?", asked Sabertooth, blinking at his team-mate.
"Uh oh...he appears to have noticed us", said Pyro, "there is only one thing you can do when confronted by a possible hostile Smilodon. And that is to play dead".
John suddenly dropped to the ground, lying perfectly still. Sabertooth raised and eyebrow before shaking his head and stalking off. John sat up and smiled. He stood up and started to walk away, only to slip on some pool water and hit his head on the tile floor.
*****
"My parents hate me too. Well, i can't really say PARENTS as seen as it's only my dad. I mean you have your dad, mom AND brother on your back. Yeah, but i was always trying to live up to fathers expectations. Never a 'good job Pietro' or...."
"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!".
Bobby suddenly froze himself up, freezing up the nails in the process, before snapping it all like...well...ice. He stood up and changed back into his normal form, dusting himself off. He glared at Pietro who gave him an upside down smile.
"So, are we going to escape now?", he asked.
"I am!", said Bobby, dropping the temperature in the room and storming off, leaving Pietro hanging.
"C...ccc....old...", stauttered Pietro, "i h...ope y..y.ou MELT I...ii...ccema..aan".
****
Caliban wanted only one thing. He wanted to go back to his nice, peacefull sewer, away from all of these people. When one is a living mutant detector in a house full of mutants....well...he was starting to get a migrane. He felt something tug on his arm and he glanced down at Jubilee, who smiled at him.
"Hello", she said cheerfully, "will you adopt me?".
"No", said Caliban, closing his eyes, "go away".
Jubilee started to sniffle.
"Awww Cal', do you HAVE to be so mean?!", said Lucid, looking down at Jubilee, "there don't cry little one".
Jubilee stopped sniffling and gave Lucid a water smile.
"YOU'LL adopt me WON'T you Mr Lucid?", she asked.
"Yesss 'Mr. Luccccid'", said Caliban, the smallest hint of amusment on his normally stony features, "WILL you adopt her?".
"Err.....", said Lucid, only to have Jubilee attach herself to his leg, giggling happily, "i...really didn't see that one backfiring on me".
"I love you...daddy", she said.
****
Nick Fury had gone to sit on the stairs. He was a human among a whole bunch of mutants. He was scared loney and realised he had devoted his whole life to his work, giving no time to himself.
"I need a hug", he whimpered.
It was like a moth to a flame. He suddenly found himself surrounded by Steve, Duncan, Calisto and Moira. They all hugged him, be it his legs, arm, or head.
"There there Mr Pirate", said Calisto, stroking his head, "we'll make you all better".
"I wish i was dead", said Nick.
***
Logan smirked at the small book in his hands, he couldn't believe he was resorting to blackmail, but he NEEDED beer, and his beer can hadn't been seen for hours. He whistled as he started fo the kitchen door that led outside.
"You are NOT going to the bar, Logan", said Storm, standing in his way.
"I think i got a way'a convincing ya ta let me go", said Logan, smirking.
"How exactly do you plan to do that?", asked Ororo, crossing her arms stubornly.
Logan opened the small book and cleared his throat.
"Dear Diary", he started, "when i thought my day couldn't get any worse, i got my period".
"That is not going to work", said Ororo.
Logan smirked and carried on.
"And then, when i thought things couldn't get worse, sudden joy entered my day, he showed up to fix the Blackbird", Logan chuckled, as Ororo's eyes went wide, "sometimes i just want to let myself go and throw..".
"STOP!!!!", Ororo glared at Logan, who calmly closed her diary and smiled at her.
"Wow, you know what, 'Ro?", he said, "i know a guy who would just LOVE ta hear this once he's back to normal".
Storm sighed.
"I did not see you leave", she said closing her eyes.
"Knew ya'd see it my way", said Logan, putting the diary on the table and walking out. Ororo opened her eyes, onyl to find her diary had gone.
"Noooooooo!".
****
Angel heaved a heavy sigh. He wondered why he hadn't flown away yet..oh yes, that was why..he had a damn Wolf-girl hanging onto his leg!. Someone cleared his throat behind him. He turned around to see Pyro looking at him.
"What do you want?", asked Angel with a sigh, as Rahne giggled and hugged his leg.
"I think you are havink an identity crisis", said Pyro, "eet seems people t'ink you are the Angel of one 'Mr Sam'. Do YOU t'ink you have an identity crisis?".
"Do YOU?!!", asked Angel, "do you have the slightest idea of WHO you really are?!!. Does the names St John Allerdyce mean ANYTHING to you?".
John blinked, something almost hitting home, before he shook his head and looked at Warren.
"WOW!", he said, "you're ANGEL!. Cool, and that..that's Wolfsbane on your leg. And this, OH-MY-GOD i'm at the X-Mansion. This is soooooo COOOOOOL!".
With that, he walked off, leaving Angel more than slightly confused.
***
Scott gave a manical laugh as he started to turn the Blackbird on. His recent descovery of enjoying breaking the rules had made him decide to go on a joyride. Hey, if the little kids could do it, so could he! Only HE wouldn't be stupid enough to be caught! Hah!
"Scott, what are you doing?!!!".
Jean glared at the manic guy, her hair still frizzled. Scott put a hand to his head, realising what he'd almost done.
"Oh my God, Jean...i'm so sorry", he said, "i...i enjoyed being bad....in fact i LOVED it. That's not me!!! I'm the GOOD guy, not the BAD guy..Oh my God!!! NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE!".
He took a few deep breaths before sobbing, into the Blackbirds control pannel. Jean blinked and patted his head.
"There there, honey", she said, "it's okay now".
"Hey....we're all alone here", said Scott, suddenly looking up and grinning.
"Scott......", said Jean, "no. That's naughty!".
Jean paused, before giggling.
"Oh my God, i'm getting such a rush!", she said, "being naughty IS fun. Race you to the back of the jet!".
****
Meanwhile, Logan gave a chuckle as he started across the Institute's grounds. He was so close to freedom, he could TASTE it and he could TASTE the sweet sweet beer!. A rumbling made him pause and sniff the air...what the heck?. He screamed as the tidal wave of frogs appeared from nowhere, ploughing him into the ground.
"I'M KING OF THE WORLD!", shouted Todd from on top of the wave.
Rogue blinked as she watched this.
"That's.....wrong", said Bobby walking up.
Pyro came skipping over squaking happily.
"Oh-MY-GOD!", he said, "Bobby and Rogue! Wow, so when you found out you could kiss her, what ELSE did you do, huh? huh?"
He gave Bobby a nudge.
"Huh?", said Bobby.
Rogue turned on him and narrowed her eyes.
"You DID something to me in my sleep didn't you?!!!".
"No no no, i didn't!!!!!", whimpered Bobby, trying to burrow away from her glare.
He ducked as she took a swing for him, missing and clouting Pyro instead.
"Ooops", she said, "right, your turn Icicle Boy!".
She turned to find Bobby had run off.
"Damn!".
****
Lance sighed from where he was playing cards with Kurt.
"Got any threes?".
"Go fish".
Suddenly, Kitty and Piotr landed on the table.
"We're on our honeymoon!", said Kitty happily.
"Oh, that's nice", said Lance, it took a few seconds before it sunk in, "WHAT?!!!".
"I did not want to get married", said Piotr in his defense, "she MADE me!".
"What about US Kitty?", asked Lance, with a whimper.
"Let eet go man", said Kurt.
"Yeah well the girl YOU love hasn't married someone else, HAS SHE?", snapped Lance.
"These little town blues, are melting away I'm gonna make a brand new start of it, in old New York If I can make it there, I'll make it anywhere".
They all stared at John, singing on the table with a bowler hat on.
"It's up to you, New York, New York", sang John, coming to his big finish.
"That's it", siad Lance, "i offically want to go home".
***
There we go, another chapter done. In case you don't know the song, Pyro is now Frank Sinatra....guess which CD i was listening to when i wrote this? PLease keep those suggestions a'comming in. Until next time...
By Todd Fan
Disclaimer: "I make it a rule, never get involved with possessed people......actually, it's more of a guideline than a rule".
***
I'm ALLLLLL better! *Glares at characters* Last time i let THEM do anything! Yes, well.....onto the requests:
Pyromaniac - More Piotr is yours!
Red Witch - Oh yes, we shall see more of Todd and his frogs. Some Kitty and Lance?. Tee hee
HoneyBug16 - A joyride in the X-Jet? Whoahahahahhahha!
Reality Check - Adoptions? Ooooohh boy!
DragonBlond - One confused Aussie shalt burst fourth into song! No, i am not ignoring the Morlocks, i promise they will be in this chapter.
Ellen - Pietro and Bobby can have their little support group session.
The Mischievous One - Now you KNOW emotional breakdowns are FUN!!!
LinkinPark4ever - Pyro the physciatrist to the Angel, whoahahahha!
Abbie Soler Star - Poor, poor Nick! Oh yeah, Pyro as, not just an Evo fan, but an X-Men fan!!!!
Steahl - Oh yes, Logan shall try to blackmail 'Ro. *Evil chuckle*
Queen of the Jungle - Some Rogue/Bobby fun is yours!
***
Chapter 15 - The doctor is in.
****
Sabertooth chuckled at his own wit and cunning. No one had even THOUGHT about looking for him by the pool. Not a soul....he was wrong.
"Ah hah!", suddenly, John , minus an image inducer, came stalking out of the bushes, "there he is, and adult male Smilodon, resting by the watering hole".
"Pyro...what are ya doin'?", asked Sabertooth, blinking at his team-mate.
"Uh oh...he appears to have noticed us", said Pyro, "there is only one thing you can do when confronted by a possible hostile Smilodon. And that is to play dead".
John suddenly dropped to the ground, lying perfectly still. Sabertooth raised and eyebrow before shaking his head and stalking off. John sat up and smiled. He stood up and started to walk away, only to slip on some pool water and hit his head on the tile floor.
*****
"My parents hate me too. Well, i can't really say PARENTS as seen as it's only my dad. I mean you have your dad, mom AND brother on your back. Yeah, but i was always trying to live up to fathers expectations. Never a 'good job Pietro' or...."
"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!".
Bobby suddenly froze himself up, freezing up the nails in the process, before snapping it all like...well...ice. He stood up and changed back into his normal form, dusting himself off. He glared at Pietro who gave him an upside down smile.
"So, are we going to escape now?", he asked.
"I am!", said Bobby, dropping the temperature in the room and storming off, leaving Pietro hanging.
"C...ccc....old...", stauttered Pietro, "i h...ope y..y.ou MELT I...ii...ccema..aan".
****
Caliban wanted only one thing. He wanted to go back to his nice, peacefull sewer, away from all of these people. When one is a living mutant detector in a house full of mutants....well...he was starting to get a migrane. He felt something tug on his arm and he glanced down at Jubilee, who smiled at him.
"Hello", she said cheerfully, "will you adopt me?".
"No", said Caliban, closing his eyes, "go away".
Jubilee started to sniffle.
"Awww Cal', do you HAVE to be so mean?!", said Lucid, looking down at Jubilee, "there don't cry little one".
Jubilee stopped sniffling and gave Lucid a water smile.
"YOU'LL adopt me WON'T you Mr Lucid?", she asked.
"Yesss 'Mr. Luccccid'", said Caliban, the smallest hint of amusment on his normally stony features, "WILL you adopt her?".
"Err.....", said Lucid, only to have Jubilee attach herself to his leg, giggling happily, "i...really didn't see that one backfiring on me".
"I love you...daddy", she said.
****
Nick Fury had gone to sit on the stairs. He was a human among a whole bunch of mutants. He was scared loney and realised he had devoted his whole life to his work, giving no time to himself.
"I need a hug", he whimpered.
It was like a moth to a flame. He suddenly found himself surrounded by Steve, Duncan, Calisto and Moira. They all hugged him, be it his legs, arm, or head.
"There there Mr Pirate", said Calisto, stroking his head, "we'll make you all better".
"I wish i was dead", said Nick.
***
Logan smirked at the small book in his hands, he couldn't believe he was resorting to blackmail, but he NEEDED beer, and his beer can hadn't been seen for hours. He whistled as he started fo the kitchen door that led outside.
"You are NOT going to the bar, Logan", said Storm, standing in his way.
"I think i got a way'a convincing ya ta let me go", said Logan, smirking.
"How exactly do you plan to do that?", asked Ororo, crossing her arms stubornly.
Logan opened the small book and cleared his throat.
"Dear Diary", he started, "when i thought my day couldn't get any worse, i got my period".
"That is not going to work", said Ororo.
Logan smirked and carried on.
"And then, when i thought things couldn't get worse, sudden joy entered my day, he showed up to fix the Blackbird", Logan chuckled, as Ororo's eyes went wide, "sometimes i just want to let myself go and throw..".
"STOP!!!!", Ororo glared at Logan, who calmly closed her diary and smiled at her.
"Wow, you know what, 'Ro?", he said, "i know a guy who would just LOVE ta hear this once he's back to normal".
Storm sighed.
"I did not see you leave", she said closing her eyes.
"Knew ya'd see it my way", said Logan, putting the diary on the table and walking out. Ororo opened her eyes, onyl to find her diary had gone.
"Noooooooo!".
****
Angel heaved a heavy sigh. He wondered why he hadn't flown away yet..oh yes, that was why..he had a damn Wolf-girl hanging onto his leg!. Someone cleared his throat behind him. He turned around to see Pyro looking at him.
"What do you want?", asked Angel with a sigh, as Rahne giggled and hugged his leg.
"I think you are havink an identity crisis", said Pyro, "eet seems people t'ink you are the Angel of one 'Mr Sam'. Do YOU t'ink you have an identity crisis?".
"Do YOU?!!", asked Angel, "do you have the slightest idea of WHO you really are?!!. Does the names St John Allerdyce mean ANYTHING to you?".
John blinked, something almost hitting home, before he shook his head and looked at Warren.
"WOW!", he said, "you're ANGEL!. Cool, and that..that's Wolfsbane on your leg. And this, OH-MY-GOD i'm at the X-Mansion. This is soooooo COOOOOOL!".
With that, he walked off, leaving Angel more than slightly confused.
***
Scott gave a manical laugh as he started to turn the Blackbird on. His recent descovery of enjoying breaking the rules had made him decide to go on a joyride. Hey, if the little kids could do it, so could he! Only HE wouldn't be stupid enough to be caught! Hah!
"Scott, what are you doing?!!!".
Jean glared at the manic guy, her hair still frizzled. Scott put a hand to his head, realising what he'd almost done.
"Oh my God, Jean...i'm so sorry", he said, "i...i enjoyed being bad....in fact i LOVED it. That's not me!!! I'm the GOOD guy, not the BAD guy..Oh my God!!! NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE!".
He took a few deep breaths before sobbing, into the Blackbirds control pannel. Jean blinked and patted his head.
"There there, honey", she said, "it's okay now".
"Hey....we're all alone here", said Scott, suddenly looking up and grinning.
"Scott......", said Jean, "no. That's naughty!".
Jean paused, before giggling.
"Oh my God, i'm getting such a rush!", she said, "being naughty IS fun. Race you to the back of the jet!".
****
Meanwhile, Logan gave a chuckle as he started across the Institute's grounds. He was so close to freedom, he could TASTE it and he could TASTE the sweet sweet beer!. A rumbling made him pause and sniff the air...what the heck?. He screamed as the tidal wave of frogs appeared from nowhere, ploughing him into the ground.
"I'M KING OF THE WORLD!", shouted Todd from on top of the wave.
Rogue blinked as she watched this.
"That's.....wrong", said Bobby walking up.
Pyro came skipping over squaking happily.
"Oh-MY-GOD!", he said, "Bobby and Rogue! Wow, so when you found out you could kiss her, what ELSE did you do, huh? huh?"
He gave Bobby a nudge.
"Huh?", said Bobby.
Rogue turned on him and narrowed her eyes.
"You DID something to me in my sleep didn't you?!!!".
"No no no, i didn't!!!!!", whimpered Bobby, trying to burrow away from her glare.
He ducked as she took a swing for him, missing and clouting Pyro instead.
"Ooops", she said, "right, your turn Icicle Boy!".
She turned to find Bobby had run off.
"Damn!".
****
Lance sighed from where he was playing cards with Kurt.
"Got any threes?".
"Go fish".
Suddenly, Kitty and Piotr landed on the table.
"We're on our honeymoon!", said Kitty happily.
"Oh, that's nice", said Lance, it took a few seconds before it sunk in, "WHAT?!!!".
"I did not want to get married", said Piotr in his defense, "she MADE me!".
"What about US Kitty?", asked Lance, with a whimper.
"Let eet go man", said Kurt.
"Yeah well the girl YOU love hasn't married someone else, HAS SHE?", snapped Lance.
"These little town blues, are melting away I'm gonna make a brand new start of it, in old New York If I can make it there, I'll make it anywhere".
They all stared at John, singing on the table with a bowler hat on.
"It's up to you, New York, New York", sang John, coming to his big finish.
"That's it", siad Lance, "i offically want to go home".
***
There we go, another chapter done. In case you don't know the song, Pyro is now Frank Sinatra....guess which CD i was listening to when i wrote this? PLease keep those suggestions a'comming in. Until next time...
