z Baby Blues 2 - Revenge is sweet

By Todd Fan

Disclaimer: "Oh yeah, ooh, ah, that's how it always starts, but then later there's running, then screaming"

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*Waves at reviewers* Helooooooo! Oh Kurt's line about the chair is actually from Friends 'The One With The Birthing Video'. Hugsy is also from Friends.

Those of you that wanted Trask and Bastion. Here they are!!!! And who else? The younger of the Summers' brothers! Oh yeah!

Duskdweller, Abbie Soler Star - A child shall catch Jean and Scott having.....fun.

Draco-luver - You REALLY shouldn't have pointed out that Pietro was like a Pinyata. Kelly shalt get his torture, whoahahhahahahaha! And we'll have more Sam.

HoneyBug16 - A battle of the pirates? Ooooh yeah!

CyootKitty - Yes, a wall falling IS a good idea!

Queen of the Jungle - President John at your service!

Steahl - Angel and Sam finally become two seperate entities again?. Yup, done. Wanda, queen of ampibians? Whoahahhahaha!

Dax Rattler - Poor, poor Lucid.

Ellen - One Iceman breakdown, serve chilled.

Icy Flame - Ewww, sticky goo!

Reality Check - Home shopping, the fun and easy way!

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Chapter 16 - There are some things we're not meant to know

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Kurt sighed from where Amanda was pulling on his tail, demanding a story.

"Okay, okay", he said, looking at her.

She smiled happily and held up a small book. Kurt sat down and cleared his throat.

"Dear diary", he started, "sometimes it is a real downfall to have to control my emotions. I bet if i let them go with him i could cause one big thunder st....OH DEAR GOD!".

Kurt closed the book quickly.

"This is not a story book", he said, "bad book, mustn't read....i did not know Ororo could think like that....i don't think i can ever look at her ze same vay again".

He looked at the closed book before putting it under the the chair cushion. He looked at the chair.

"Now all ve have to do ees get rid of ze chair", he said, only to notice Amanda had run off, "come back!"

He ran off after her, leaving the chair, and diary, where it was.

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Bastion sighed. He was the greatest sentinel ever to be created. He could hunt a mutant in seconds, he was a created killer...and he was stuck babysitting. He looked down at the man who had created him, he was a genius, he was destined to be a great leader he was...picking his nose. Trask gave a happy giggle and Bastion shuddered, wondering why on earth Vivian had done this to him in the first place.

"You pay someone to get those mutants and what happens?", he muttered to himself, "damn hired help".

He stood up.

"That's it, i'm going over to that mansion and i'm going to kill them all!", he said, "whaoahhahahahhahaha!".

"Yey, we;re going on a trip!", sang Trask happily.

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Scott and Jean were having 'fun' in the back of the Blackbird when there was the sound of little footsteps coming up.

"Hey big bwother, i made it!", a four year old Alex said as he entered before pausing wide-eyed, "oooooooh!...what are you doing?".

"Ummm", Scott thought quickly, "i'm...helping Jean find her car keys!!!!".

"Oh....okay", said Alex with a shrug before walking off.

"I think i've had enough of being bad now", said Jean.

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Ray sighed happily from where he relaxed on a lovely beach. The sun shining down on him and his two companions. Tabby sipped her cola happily.

"This is the life", she said, stretching on her deck-chair.

"Oh yeah", said Ray, "you are the best!".

"I know", said Jason, "this is my 'happy place'. I go here whenever i'm stressed".

Nick Fury watched rather uneasily at the three mutants in front of him lying on the floor, with huge smirks on their faces. He started to back away slowly, when he walked into Facade, who had Calisto by his side.

"I found another pirate, Mr Pirate!", he said, indicating to her eye patch, "now you have to fight to the death to show who is the bestest Pirate!"

"En guarde!", said Calisto, pulling out a breadstick and pointing it a Nick.

"I'm not fiighting a little kid", he stated.

Calisto gave a war cry and poked him in his good eye with the breadstick.

"Owwwww!", he shouted, putting a hand on his eyes and stumbling around blindly.

"I win!", said Calisto smugly as Nick fell down the stairs.

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Pietro sighed to himself, this was NOT the way he had wanted to go, not at all!. He suddenly had the feeling he was being watched. He turned his head as much as he could to see Captain America, Kelly and Hank. The 'trip to the school' had been canceled after the kids discovered how far a walk it would be. Pietro didn't know that though...he was maore conerned about the big sticks they were all holding instead.

"Seee, i TOLD you guys there was a Pinyata!", said Cap.

"Let's get the candy out of it!", said Hank happily.

"No! I don't have any candy!", wailed Pietro, "no bad babies! Sit! Stay!".

He screamed as Hank swung his stick at his head. Luckily, he missed and hit the wall, the wall around Pietro collapsed, dropping on top of Kelly. Pietro poked his head out of the rubble.

"I'm free, FREEEEE!", he shouted jumping up, before falling back down, "whoah...stood up too fast".

"Help me", came Kelly's weak vocie from under the rubble.

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"He's Bad Bad Leroy Brown, the badest man in the whole damn town....".

"I can't take it anymore!", snapped Lance, punching Pyro in the head.

Pyro shook his head, taking off the bowler hat and smoothing out his clothing.

"Hello my fellow Americans", he said, despite the fact he still held onto his Austrailian accent, "i'm going to go find the first lady".

With that, he walked off with as much regality as he could.

"Yeah...he's never going to get better...is he?", asked Amara.

"Nope".

Kitty giggled from where she sat typing on her laptop, holding in her hand a little card...a little card with Magnetos picture on...a little CREDIT card with Magneto's picture on.

"Oooooooh, get the Hugsy Penguin next!", said Piotr excitedly watching.

"Should we tell Magneto that the kids are using his card to buy stuff?", asked Amara.

"Nah", said Lance, "he'll find ouit when he gets back to normal..and hopefully miles away form the rest of us".

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Angel sighed from where he was still sitting on the floor. Rahne was happily brushing his hair, telling him about how they were going to get married...if he hadn't died that is...

"I'm not dead", he repeated, for perhaps the 50th time that day, "and i'm not Sam".

"Here i am!", said Sam, limping into the room and waving at Rahne, who ignored him completely.

"I can't see dead people", she said.

"But...you just.....", stuttered Warren, "i..you just said I was dead..and you can see me!".

"You're not dead", said Rahne, "you're Mr Sam's angel".

"WE LOOK NOTHING ALIKE!!!!", said Warren.

He paused and grinned.

"Wait a minute, do you hear that?", he asked, putting a hand to his ear, "wow...there it is!".

"What is?", asked Rahne, blinking, Sam looked equally confused.

"That's heaven!", said Warren, matter-of-factly, "they..they're calling me back.....they're ..giving Sam another chance!".

He suddenly grabbed Sam, who Rahne coudln't see, as he was dead.

"Sahzam!", shouted Warren, before pushing Sam by Rahne, "it is done!".

"SAM!", shouted Rahne, hugging Sam's leg.

"Free, free free!", sang Warren, making a run for the door, he was almost there when he felt something drop on his wings....something sticky...and gooey.

"You want to play with the Play-dough too Angel Man?", asked Evan chirpily from the floor, his spikes covered in the same stuff that had gunked up Angel's only way of getting out.

"I should have joined Magneto when i had the chance", muttered Angel.

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Wanda closed her eyes tight shut as she rode the wave of frogs...she wanted to get off the ride now...Todd had pulled her up, proclaiming her their queen. It seemed....like a good idea at the time. Lucid envied her..he would have killed to be riding on a moving mass of amphibians..anything than being with this this...child of questions!

"So daddy", said Jubilee, "why are boys and girls different?".

Lucid blinked.

"Errrrrrr", he said, then noticing Bobby, "ask him!".

Jubilee blinked and skipped over to Bobby.

"Hello boyfriend", she said cheerfully, "why are boys and girls different?".

Bobby sighed, looking down at her.

"You know, i was waiting to see you again after you left", he said, "i wanted to see you again..now i have..and you're a baby. I want my Jube's back!".

With that, he broke down and started to cry. Jubilee watched him for a second, before patting him on the head.

"So...about that question...."

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There you go, whooot, another chapter down and for the count! Please send in your suggestions. Until next time....