Baby blues 2 - Revenge is Sweet

By Todd Fan

Disclaimer: "I've worked around predators since I was 20 years old, lions, jackals, hyenas, You".

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Well heellllloooo my readers! Okay, a few of you have requested i bring in Belladonna, i promise to research her and try to bring her in for the next chapter, hows that?

Red Witch - Oh, do not worry, Bastion and Trask will get theirs whoahahhahaha!

Raliena - Some play pretend games thout shalt have!

Dax Rattler - President Allerdyce mistaking Storm for his first lady? Oh joy! Logan and Xavier will show in this chappy, don't you fear!

Raven Pan - Logan shalt be back!

Tenshi Kanashii - The dreaded 'whhhhhhyyyy' questioning, tee hee hee!

Ellen - Scott and Jean being trapped in the X-Jet is tooo good an oportunity to miss!

Queen of the Jungle - Pyro as Madonna! Woahahahahahahahaha

Reality Check - A super speedy deliverly service and fighting over Hugsy?! Yey! Those poor, poor New Recruits.

Emperor's Sister - Some Rogue/Warren mushyness? Pyro impersonating a few of the mutants pre-babyfying? *Giggles*

Latin Rose - Some Remy/Rogue?....wow, Rogue is a wanted person, tee hee

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Chapter 17 - Robots galore

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Logan gave a groan as he finally pulled himself out of the wishing well in the garden. This is where those damn frogs had dropped him. It took him a while to stay afloat and then even longer to climb out of the well by sticking his claws to the inside and pulling himself out. Now he was wet, tried and angry..and he wanted his beer!. He blinked as he saw a tall robot- man walk past him, carrying a tiny version of Trask under his arm. He knew he should have turned away, but he still wanted to 'thank' Trask personally for the sentinel episode, so he gave an evil growl and followed them.

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"Come on Jean, i SAID i was sorry...it's isn't even my fault!".

Jean made a harumph sound and kicked the locked door of the Blackbird.

"What sort of idiot gets himself locked in a jet?!", she snapped, then blinked, noticing something outside....something attacted to one of the wheels of the jet, "....is that my bra?".

Scott glanced up and gave a small cough...yes, yes it was. Jean gave a small gasp as she saw Xavier wheeling in the direction of the jet.

"Oh no", she said, quietly, "oh no no no no no".

Xavier started to wheel past, and Jean breathed a sigh of relief, a sigh which turned into a squeak when Xavier stopped,reversed and glanced at the bra with a raised eyebrow.

"No no no no noooooooo!", she hissed.

*Jean?*

"No no no no no"

*Hi Professor*

*Jean, why is your undergrament attached to the wheel of my jet?*

"Damn damn damn damn".

*How do you know it's mine?. It could be...ummm....Kitty's!*.

*It has your name on them*

"Damn it!"

*Oh......*

*Where are you?*

*.......Somewhere*

*You're locked in the jet...aren't you?*

"DAMN!"

*I heard you then, Jean*

*Alex took the keys......sorry*

*Do you want me to get the extra keys?*

*Yes please*

*Okay, and do tell Scott that his shirt is on the wrong way around, got dressed rather quickly, didn't we?*

"DAMN DAMN DAMN!"

Jean heard Xavier give a mental chuckle before wheeling off to find the spare keys. Scott, who hadn't got a clue what had just been said between the telepaths, looked blankly at her.

"You said Damn alot......what's happening?"

"He's getting the spare keys", said Jean, "your shirt is on the wrong way".

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In Hank's lab, Forge was busy tinkering away with something on the table, Magneto watching.

"With this device, i can rule the world!", he said with a evil laugh, "and don't worry, i'll let you have Canada".

"Groovy", said Forge, "She's nearly done".

"Eeeexxxceeelllent", said Magneto, drumming his fingers together.

"For the love of God, Pyro, i am NOT the first lady!".

Ororo came storming into the lab, being followed by Pyo.

"But sweetheart....".

"I am NOT your sweetheart!", she snapped, "go away, you strange, anyoying little man!".

Pyro made a step forward when suddenly, something shot a small ball of metal at his head, making him drop to the ground with a thud.

"Hey, it works!", said Forge cheerfully, as a small Robot picked itself up from the table and trundled along.

"YAY!", said Magneto, "i shall name her....NANNY!".

He smiled happily at Nanny before clearing his throat.

"Nnny, lets go ehard up allllllll the adults", he said.

"Except Stormy", said Forge giving Ororo a wink, "you want to come and live with me in Canda?".

"Err......i'll....think about it, Forge", said Ororo, blinking as Magneto and Nanny left.

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Rogue sighed from where she sat in the Common Room, Remy sitting close at hand.

"Chere?".

"Yeah, Gambit?".

"Why is Remy not allowed to touch you?"

Rogue rolled her eyes.

"A'hve already told you, Remy", she said, "it's my mutant power".

"Why?".

"Bceause it was what i was born with".

"Why?".

"I don't know why, genetics!".

"Why?".

"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!".

Remy looked at Rogue hurt, giving a small sniffle.

"Chere don't love Gambit no more", he said, walking off.

"Oh Remy, a'h didn't mea.....oh crap".

Rogue sighed and got up, going to look for Remy, only to find Warren, his wings gunked up with playdough. He was attempting to turn around trying in vain to pull the stuff off his wings. Unfortunately, this created an almost 'dog trying to chase it's tail' effect, Warren just COULDN'T get to the damn stuff!. He gave a frustrated sigh and plonked himself down on a stool.

"Need a little help?", asked Rogue, raising an eyebrow.

"Yes, please", said Warren, "this stuff is messing up my primary flight feathers. 'm going to murder that little pin cusion!".

Rogue chuckled and gently started to pluck the play dough out of Warrens wings.

"Like a Virgin! Touched for the very first time! Like a viiiiirrrrgiin!".

They both glanced up as Pyro danced past them and went into another room.

"It's times like this, i'm reminded why i don't live here", said Warren.

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Stu the delivery man looked up at the bizare house, he carefully desposited the box outside, then opted to run.....he could hear screaming coming from inside....he didn't want to go in there, no way! He rang the bell, ran to his car and drove away VERY quickly. Kitty opened the door and made a squealing sound.

"HUGSY'S HERE!!!!".

This brought Moira, Hank, Duncan, Sean and Piotr running. Kitty tore into the box and pulled out the huge cuddly penguin.

"I love you Hugsy!", she said, giving him a hug.

Bobby watched this in some amusement, before looking at Lance.

"Hugsy?"

"I don't know", said Lance with a shrug, "never heard of it".

"Can i hold Hugsy?", asked Sean, still wearing Magneto's helmet and hopping from foot to foot, clapping his hands together, "oh please!".

Kitty pondered this for a second, before reluctantly handing Hugsy over to Sean, who hugged him. After a few seconds, Kitty gave him a poke.

"Can i have Hugsy back now?".

"No, mine!", said Sean, running away.

"I want Hugsy!", shouted Hank, taking off after Sean, the others in hot persuit.

Kitty watched this in shock, before looked at Bobby and Lance and promtly having a screaming fit.

"I WANT MY HUGSY!!!!!".

Bobby winced as she hit a new decibelle.

"She wants her Hugsy!", he said, slightly paniced, "we gotta get her a Hugsy"

"You watch her and I'LL go find Hugsy!", said Lance, running off before Bobby could protest.

"Hey, shhhhhhhhhh", said Bobby, waving a hand at Kitty, "Lance is getting Hugsy back".

"I want Hugsy NOW!", screamed Kitty.

"I know, hey how about this, huh?", said Bobby.

He made a tiny little Hugsy ice sculpture in his hand. Kitty sniffled and then gave a small giggle. Bobby grined, oh yeah, it worked with babies as well as chicks.

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"Bang bang, you're dead!", sang Evan as he 'shot' Kelly.

"NO i'm not!", said Kelly, because i'm, "SUPER PRINCIPLE! Do your homework!".

He laughed manically before falling over Facade, who was blending in with the floor. Evan laughed at this until suddenly Pyro appeared, with a new lump on his head.

"This is, like, so totally freaky", he said, "like, stop fighting already!".

Everyone stopped their arguing when an evil robotic chuckling could be heard. It was then that Bastion stepped into the mansion.

"Now mutants, it is your time to fall!", he said, triumpantly.

"Ooooohhh cool a robot!".

Bastion blinked, too late did her see Forge walk over and flip a switch at the back of his head, shutting him down. With a gleeful laugh, Forge started to mess around inside the sentinel.

"Done!", he said, closing the switch back up. Bastion suddenly smiled sweetly and started to disco dance.

"Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah yeah!", he sang.

Logan blinked as he watched this......yeah...okay, he turned away, flicking Trask in the path of the dancing robot before entering the study. There, Roberto and Amara were watching the TV. Logan cleared his throat.

Ya were supposed ta be watchin' the babies!"

"We are", said Roberto, not taking his eyes off the screen.

"Ya not doin' a very good job!", snapped Logan, pointing to where Jamie had multiplied and was ripping all the pages out of all the books.

"Oh", said Amara.

"Yeah, 'oh'!", snapped Logan, "that's it!. You guys can go look for Seren, NOW!".

"But....", started Roberto.

"Go now, both of you, and don't come back until ya have her, i mean it!".

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Uh oh, well, that was a whole load of random madness now, wasn't it? Yup, i LIKE random madness! Keep those suggestions a'comming, until next time.....