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A/N: Yaaay! I've finally updated the third chapter!! Banzai, Rei, banzai!!! Domo Arigatou gozaimashita for all your reviews: Darkmoore, Crimson-Youkai- Zero, Vampire Hunter278, Kreuz Swords, Yue no Miko, Nocturne, Elvin Flame, Mina, Trinity. And of course big kisses to my beta-readers: Lilith ( I love you!!), Zar, Crow and Konyo. ^_^ Now: Rei bows in respect - Great thanks for Kamil for his patience in checking my awful mistakes in this translations.

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Next Master of the Monster - Chapter 3 - Integral Mayers Hellsing

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It was nine a.m., the sun was shining, blah, blah, blah...

Integral was sitting on the sofa in the library. Her eyes were half closed and she was yawning all the time. " Uaah... What an awful hour! Who gets up so early? Uaah... And where is grandma? She told Spike to wake me up so early, but she hasn't come yet..."

" I'm here already... Good Morning, Integral... I see, that you're "in full bloom"" smiled Sir Integral. " I think the night walks haven't been good for your health." She was standing in front of her granddaughter in full "uniform": darkblue suit emphasized her blue eyes ( still full of life in spite of her age ), tie, white shirt...

" ... Morning... Eh, grandma, you look very... dignified."

" And you don't look at all. Why are you still in your pyjamas?"

" But it's so early..."

" Integral, honey," grandma was remarkably patient. " We're going to enrol you at school, buy a school uniform and we have some business to attend to. I don't have all day for this. Anyway it is sunday, so I had to make an appointment with the school headmistress in the morning."

" So I have to dress... elegant?" The girl looked with doubt at her pyjamas with giraffe pattern.

" I would say: neatly, but not exactly "dignified" as I. Heheh. You don't have to wear a suit."

" It hasn't arrived yet. I will have the rest of my luggage delivered tomorrow."

" Good. Go upstairs and I'll see you at breakfast in twenty minutes."

" Grandma! Do you think I can make it in such a short time?"

" You have to. You have no other choice." Elder lady looked cunningly at granddaughter. " It is an order, Integral."

The teenager sensed an amusement in grandmother's voice. " Sir, yes Sir!" she saluted and run out of the library, passing by Spike, who was rolling with laughter.

" Heheheh... And you, why are you laughing? I know, she's just a child, but I belive, that she'll grow up soon. She lived in a huge house in New York and her parents spoilt her awfuly. It's a miracle, she isn't an unruly brat. And she has got a potential..."

" Alucard has just boasted to me about their meeting. He's simply, heh, delighted. Your granddaughter caught his fancy, Sir, hah hah."

" Well... I just hope he wouldn't offer her the same, he offered me. And he's not a paedophiliac, so I do not worry about her." She laughed. " Although he's an awfully mocker and boor, I have a fondness for him. Eh... Is breakfast ready?"

"On the table, Sir Integral."

" Good, I'll wait for my granddaughter in the dining room."

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Integral was standing in front of her wardrobe with helpless look on her face. " And what am I suppose to do? None of my "elegant" clothes have arrived yet. Neither the "neat"." She smiled sourly.

" Hey! Grandma probably has lots of nice clothes!"

Sir Integral's room wasn't lock, so the girl opened the door without any problem and she made her way towards wardrobe. " Okey, Let's see what we got there..." she opened the wardrobe's door. " Hmm... Shit! Tuxedos, and tuxedos... And tuxedos! Grandma must have lost her mind..." She started to look through hangers.

" Ok, I have a blouse." The lightblue shirt with a black tie landed on chair's arm. " Now pants... Heh, grandma is taller than I, pants won't fit. O, maybe a skir is a better idea..." Black, short skirt joined the shirt. " I have never seen grandma in a skirt. It's probably a miracle that I found it here."

She looked criticaly at the mess in a wardrobe, which was the result of her searching. " I hope she won't be angry."

The tenager changed her clothes in her room. " Jeez... I look like this girl from "Tatu"," she examined herself in the mirror.

She was going to leave the room, but...

" Heheh! You have only just arrived and you've already started to resemble Sir Integral, Sunshine."

Integral turned around rapidly. " I didn't know that you like peeping." She frowned.

" Heheh..." The voice was coming out from the mirror. " I wasn't peeping. I came to see what you're doing but you were already at the door."

" Eee...Shouldn't you be sleeping now? Sorry, but I'm in a rush. I'm going to the city with my grandma."

" No problem. We'll talk later. Heheh..."

{Weird guy... I thought vampires are sleeping during the day.}

She looked around the room one more time and she left.

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" Integral! Ooh... Is it possible you're wearing my shirt?" Sir Hellsing showed her teeth in wide smile. " You look great."

" Oh, grandma... You're exagerrating." The girl was embarrassed. " I've borrowed your clothes for today, 'cause I haven't had nothing "neat". Heheh."

" Very well. But where have you found this skirt? I thought I had thrown it away a long time ago."

" Ekhm... I made a small, hm... tornado in your wardrobe... I'll clean it up, when we come back..."

" Do not be concerned about this, Missy, I'll see to that." Said Spike, serving becon and eggs.

" But... All right. I'm sorry, but I was in a hurry." Integral sighted. " In our house I was cleaning up by myself."

" How could it be?" Grandma was surprised. " Haven't you employed anyone? Strange, I thought..."

" No, Grandma, we had... we have a butler, a maid, a cook and a gardener. Ya know, daddy has lots of money, at least he's a very esteemed judge..." Integral lower her's eyes. " But..."

" But..." Sir Hellsing looked at granddaughter with alarm.

" I was bored and I was sad. I was sitting alone in the house all the time... Daddy always came back from work very late and went out when I was at school. I had nobody to talk to. I mean, I had many friends, but... but..." She sniffed. " Since mummy's death nothing has been the same again. She was at home all the time. ( A sob.) I'm sorry. I'm not a cry-baby."

" ...Integral, if I knew about it, I would have invited you here long time ago. But when I was talking with my son and your father, he told me you're okey and he hadn't had any problems with you." Elder lady was shocked.

" Grandma, I told you I'm not cry-baby... I would have never showed that something was going wrong, especially to my daddy..." The girl calmed down and she was even smiling.

" Oh yes, I told you that we were alike. You're very brave. But here you have to tell me when you are sad or when something bothers you."

" I don't want to make any troubles to you, grandma..."

" Are you listening to me, darling? You have a personal problem - you tell about it to your grandmother. Other problems report to Spike. Understand?" Sir Integral smiled.

" Okey, okey... I will try. Hahah!" Integral cheered up and spreaded a butter on her toast. " Oh, grandma, tell me: vampires are sleeping during the day, aren't they?" She glanced uncertainly at elder lady.

" Yes, mostly. But sometimes they can't fall asleep, because they're excited with a new student."

" How did you know, that I was talking about Alucard?" The girl was surprised.

" Heheh... He visited me in the morning and he was asking about you. Oh, if you've finished your breakfast, we can go to the city. Spike, tell your father to prepare the car."

When Spike went out, Sir Hellsing glanced on her charge. " We're going to enrol you at a school, next we will go to the shop with uniforms to pick out one for your size. 'Cause as you surely guess it, this school is rather old and got it's traditions, uniforms and things like that. They look quite nice, don't worry." She said, seeing a grimace at the girl's face. " And after this we will go to a shopping centre."

" Eeh... What for?"

" What do you mean by "what for"? To go on a spree, of course. New clothes and things like that..." grandma winked to Integral.

" You know grandma, you're amazing!" The girl laughed.

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" We're honoured, Sir Hellsing, you decided to enrol your granddaughter at school." Mrs Wittby couldn't hide her joy. She was rather plump, medium- height and she had a pleasant facial expression. " We will try to make Miss Integral feel at home."

The girl was nervously fidgeting on the chair. " Miss Integral? Heheh... I'm as much a Miss, as a cactus is a toothbrush. They won't have an easy life with me.} A crooked grin appeared on her face.

Grandma leant to her and whispered " Integral, your face expression is telling me that you're up to something. I don't mind it, but please, change your face expression at least. Mrs Wittby is nice although she's excessively sweet."

" Well, Sir Hellsing..." Headmistress finished listing personal details into a computer. " Your granddaughter is already a student of our school. She will be exellently prepared for her final exams and she won't have any problem with the examinations at the university. Integral..." She turned to the girl, who was examining her tie. " Do you want to attend some kind of supplementary classes?"

The teenager lifted bored gaze. " Rather no, Mrs Wittby. I have enough classes like this at home."

' ... Y-yes, I understand. But if you make up your mind, just let me know." Headmistress looked with surprise at Sir Integral, who smiled weakly.

" Thank you for agreeing to receive us on Sunday. I hope, that we didn't interfere with any important businnesses." Grandma kicked granddaughter's ankle under the table.

" Eeh... Yes... Thank you, Mrs Wittby." Integral smiled sweetly.

" I'm glad, that you have confidence in us, Sir Hellsing. After all, your family has been always attending this school. I hope, Integral will be satisfied."

" Of course I will." The girl didn't want to risk another kick from grandmother and gave the old lady number 7 smile.

" In that case, we'll see each other tomorrow on the inauguration of school year?" Smiled Mrs Wittby.

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" You're unbearable, you know? Heheh... You little rascal." Grandma couldn't hide her amusement. " Only a person from the Hellsing family is able to behave like this in front of the headmistress of a new school. Besides, I had deja vu. At some moment, I saw a mocking, Alucard-like grin on your pretty face, dear granddaughter."

" Heh, grandma. You know it's not seriously... I was bored... Let's go shopping!"

" Stay cool, child. The uniform first. You have to toil over a little bit. Later it will be time for pleasure."

" Grandma, you're so organized. You've everything on schedule." Affirmed Integral.

" My dear, If I wasn't organized , I would go broke long time ago. Heh... And you have to learn it too. It's essential if you want to take over the Institution in the future. Do you understand? It won't be a game anymore." Sir Hellsing looked at her grandaughter seriously.

" I know. I'll try. But I don't guarantee favourable results at first." The girl shook her head perversely. " I've heard daddy said that you took "the firm" over at the age of 13. It's amazing that you, being a child, had to become an adult and serious woman so fast. It's as if someone cut your childchood out from biography." She sighted." Oh, grandma?"

" What's going on, Integral?'

" Grandma... When you were in high school were you dating boys?"

" You know, child, I hadn't much time for this. And I wasn't much interested." Sir Hellsing looked disconcerted.

" Ooh... I will be a serious boss of the Hellsing Institution too. "Integral - the vampire slayer". Cool, isn't it?" She laughed.

" I think I've heard it somewhere. Wasn't there, a long time ago, a funny film about a chick, who was running around the school with aspen stakes in her bag?" Grandma was evidently in good mood.

" Yeah, I've seen this series. There are many old films in TV now. Oh, yes... Should I carry my gun to school with me?"

" No way! You can't do such a thing! But you can carry aspen stakes. Hahah!"

" Grandma, you're making fun of me. And I'm asking seriously."

" And I'm answering seriously. You mustn't take your gun to school."

" But if there is a vampire? What should I do then?"

" You can say loudly: Alucard! Or... ...Eeeh??" Sir Integral's eyes widened in astonishment. " Alucard! What are you doing in this car?" Grandmother and granddaughter were watching as the vampire sat back on the car's seat opposite them and wiped his sleepy eyes.

" How could it be, Master? You've called me, havent you?" He yawned and grinned. " Any special wishes?"

" Mwahahahahhaha!!!!" Integral almost cried with laughter.

" Master! Can you tell me why this miniature of yours is laughing at me? Maybe it's some kind of illness?" This time Alucard had a surprised face expression.

" You see, officious vampire... I was demonstrating to my granddaughter, what to do in case of an attack of nasty vampires at school.Hahah. And I can see that alarm is working beyond reproach."

" You must have lost your minds, you two. To wake up a respectable vampire, who has just fallen asleep after many difficulties. Heh, women..." He glanced at two Integrals who were trying to hold back another outburs of laughter. " No, you sure are abnormal today... You're astonishing me, Master... Heheh.... Goodnight." And he disappeared.

* * * " All in all, this uniform is not so bad..." said Integral, looking at darkgrey fabric.

" And it fits perfectly." Grandma was pleased. " And now, as I promised, we're going to Harod's for serious shopping... Do you need something special?"

" Eeh... Grandma... But really... You don't have to..." stammered the girl, seeing encouraging look on Sir Hellsing's face. " ... Well, all right. Maybe some "neatly" clothes?"

" Or maybe some CD's?"

" My CD's will be delivered tomorrow... I hope so."

" I intend to spend lots of money on you, my dear, so don't protest. Your grandfather would accept my arguments... if he was still alive." Elder lady suddenly looked serious.

" Hmm... Grandma, may I ask you indiscreet question?"

" I think I can guess it..."

" Was grandfather jealous of Alucard?"

" Heh... Jealous? That's an understatement! He was bloody jealous. I had some quarrels with him about it," smiled grandma.

" And was Alucard jealous of grandfather?"

" Why should he? He has always been teasing me about my husband. I thing he was angry that I didn't want to mix our blood. Firstly, it would be against all my belives and principles, and secondly I have loved your grandfather."

" But if you became a vampire, you would be more powerful..." Integral was surprised.

" Yes, of course... And I wouldn't have had neither a son or nor a granddaughter."

" Well, in fact, yes... Grandfather and Alucard didn't like each other, did they?"

" Alucard was indifferent, but my husband hated him. At the beginning he thought that the vampire was my lover. Heheh... It's because he was coming to my office only at evenings."

" And wasn't he?" Integral smiled urchinly.

" No, he wasn't my lover. Do you think, I would allow some guy, who drinks blood instead of morning coffee, to paw me?" giggled grandma and stick out her tongue at granddaughter. " And why are you asking me about it?"

" Well, I'm just curious. All in all, Alucard is a rather handsome man..."

" What are you talking about, child? Even if he's handsome, it doesn't mean that he will be able to love somebody. Hehe... End of this subject."

" All right, all right. I'm not interested in it that much. So, what will we buy?"

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Three hours later Integral was putting her new clothes in the wardrobe. Three T-shirts, two pairs of trausers, coat for autumn and a black suit ( with a white shirt and a maroon tie ), which she was very proud of. " Nobody has ever spent so much money on my clothes. " Grandma is too nice. I think I'll visit her."

She went down to Sir Hellsing's office, knocked quietly on the door, walked into the room and sat on the edge of the desk. Grandma was on the phone. Judging by her expression, the matter was serious.

" How come, he disappeared? Didn't I express myself clearly, that you have to keep the highiest precautions? ... He's not an ordinary criminal! What do you mean by that? He evaporated? I would have never expected this in my whole life..." (deep sarcasm) " Really, it's a total lack of responsibility... Yes, if you know something about it, notify me immediately. As quickly as possible." She hung up the phone with a slam.

" Wow! Grandma, what an action! You're so formidable. Will I be like this too?" The girl was fascinated.

" Integral, don't shout near my ear! And don't sit on my desk. Go and bring yourself a chair. We have "a little" problem here. A dangerous "man" has just escaped from an isolated place - specially prepared place. It's unknown, how he did it. He has just evaporated from a protected "cell"."

" It's amazing... But if he was a vampire, why didn't you eliminate him stright away?"

" Supposedly, he has a very "interesting" piece of information, so it was requested, that he was professionally interrogated in a royal "prison". We caught him the day before yesterday. And they didn't menage to ask him any question on time. Jerks!" Sir Hellsing lighted a cigar. " Alucard!"

" Did you call, Master?" The vampire's head looked from behind the wall.

" Of course I did. Would you come, if I didn't call you?"

" Only after the sunset. Stright away after breakfast. Heheh!"

" Don't irritate me. Prepare for a work . Ren's disappeared."

" Heheh... I told you to dispose of him at once, Master." Red eyes were gleaming ominously under the hat's rim.

" Heheh..." mocked him Sir Integral. " I also said so, but I received an order from above. And now we'll take consequences of that. Heh... Alucard... It's time for your favourite occupation... "Search and Destroy". Happy? When you find him, just kill him." Her smile became crooky.

Alucard grinned. " You know how to pleased me, Master. Mwahaha!! The mission will begin with the sunset. Now I'll go back to sleep."

" Grandma..." sked Integral uncertainly, when Alucard left the room. " Can you tell me... when the dinner will be served?"

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" Integral, you have to aim at the head! Imagine that you're shooting at a ghoul attacking you, not at the target." Victoria was trying to be patient.

" I can't concentrate. I don't like anybody looking at me when I'm doing something. It's distracting me." The girl's hands were shaking. " I don't know what's wrong. Maybe too many thrills?"

" You're too uptight. Is something bothering you?"

" I feel as if someone was observing me. From the back."

" Hahah... Do you have some kind of paranormal skills? Sixth sense? Or something like that?"

" You would also feel, that if someone's gaze was virtually piercing you. Not a pleasant feeling. Absolutely awful, I would say. Maybe enough for today?" Integral was tired.

" Well, ok. As you want. You have to put some effort to exercises, although you have a sharp eye. Is tomorrow your first school day?"

" Yup. And in the uniform Heh... Did you go to school in thing like that, Victoria?"

" As I remember, I didn't."

" Never mind... I'm going to bed. See ya tomorrow... evening. I hope. Could you check, if my back is still in one piece?" She turned back on Celes.

" It's all right. Goodnight, Integral."

" Have a nice night, heheh." The girl walked out from the riffle-range.

Victoria looked with reproach at the dark part of the room. " You needn't have done it, Master. It was mean."

A red eye flashed in the darknes A smile also appeared in a few seconds. " You're too sensitive, Celes. I just wanted to check something. You're pretty good as an instructor."

" I've been training soldiers for 40 years, Master. I'm excellent," She smiled.

" Heh... I'm going to eat a breakfast. Would you like something?"

" I think "a morning coffee" will be ok."

" And your boyfriend won't be jealous?" Alucard laughed mockingly.

" Master, what's your problem?" Victoria flushed. " I think he... You know what? Damn you, you're a hell of a vampire!" Angry and frustrated she left the riffle-range.

" But I just wanted to be nice. Why are women so sulky?" He squinted his eyes and disappeared in the darkness.

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" Why are you so malicious, Alucard? Do you have any particular aim in what you're doin'? Or you just mock me for your own satisfaction?" Integral stood in the dark basement's corridor with tightened fists.

" Heh...You're looking and talking like your grandmother now. What are you going to do now? Beat me up?" He smiled showing his fangs. " You shoot quite well, but in wrong places..."

" Yeah, yeah... "Aim at the head, Integral!". But I can't get accustomed yet. Besides, I don't like anyone checking me. Do you think I am stupid? Maybe I'm not grown-up yet but I have some knowledge about the world and I had many bad experiences in my short life. And you're joking me around ... I don't care that you have been wandering around the world for some centuries... You are... You are... Eeh... I'm going to sleep." She turned round and disappeared in the darkness.

" Hooo... Truly amazing..." Alucard was impressed.