Highschool Mordel's POV
Disclaimer: I don't own LOTR or any of the songs. Will the real slim shady please shut up? Belongs to Christina Aguilera. Legolas' note belongs to Good Charlotte. I own the PA thing cause I actually did it. I got in trouble.
IMPORTANT: It has come to my attention part of chapter 3 was missing. I fixed it. That chapter needs to be reread to understand this one.
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I hit my alarm clock trying to make it shut up. I sat up and grudgingly got in the shower. I started singing 'What's a matter with parents today?' by NoFX.
I sang really loudly. Celebwen was banging on the bathroom door trying to get me to shut up. So naturally I sang louder. When I got she was standing there glaring at me.
"What?" I asked smiling innocently.
"Do you have to sing NoFX this early in the morning?"
"Uh...Yea." I said.
"Why?"
"I'm me." I said in my duh you're an idiot voice. She stormed out of the room. I grinned happily to myself. I like pissing people off. I put on a pair of baggy black pants and my Black Knights shirt. I put my hair in a high ponytail and made a headband out of a black and white bandanna. I put on makeup and so big silver hoop earrings. Oh yea, and my sneakers and headed down to breakfast. I saw my friends sitting at a table and Silwing was there so I guessed she met them. I didn't go to sit down because something else caught my attention. I heard some voices in a hallway that was rarely used. One was Legolas. I crept to see what was going on. I saw Rumil had Legolas in a headlock. Estel was standing near by.
"Stay away from Mordel." Estel said.
"I don't have to." Legolas said.
"Yes, you do or else you have us to deal with." Rumil said.
"What if she wants to hang out with me?" Legolas asked venomously.
"Why would she? You backstabbed her by going out with Arwen. Unlike, you we care about her. You aren't worthy of being in her presence." Estel said kicking Legolas in the ribs. I can't believe they were doing this.
"Let Legolas go." I said stepping into the hallway. Rumil immediately dropped Legolas' head and he and Estel stepped away.
"Mordel, it's not what you think." Estel said.
"Then what is it? This should be good." I said.
"We were doing it for your own good." He said.
"Bull shit. If you're trying to do what's good for me, you'd Legolas alone. He's like my brother. I can't believe you two would do this. Estel, I'm especially pissed off at you. I know this was your scheme. Rumil never really met Legolas. Therefore he wouldn't know that Legolas and I were friends. You know how much Legolas means to me. You're jealous of him. You acted stupid like this in 8th too. I don't love Legolas. He's my best friend he has been for years. He's like family. You're such a jackass. Tell me when you've grown up." I yelled at him.
"You are so naïve." He said grabbing my wrist.
"He'll just hurt you. He's with Arwen now. He has no time for you. Soon, he'll forget you. You'll be heart broken. Do you really want to go through that?" Estel said looking me in the. I glared at him and then looked away. He was right. Legolas spends so much time with Arwen already. If we became friends again he wouldn't be there anyway. I missed Legolas so much, but I knew Estel was right. I'd rather lose him through a fight than him being with Arwen. This is what Arwen wants, to split Legolas and me apart.
"It's already begun." Estel said softly. I wrenched my wrist from his hand. I punched him. After, I punched Rumil and Legolas.
"Stupid bastards. They think they can toy with my mind.' I thought angrily. I got some breakfast and sat down with my friends. I slammed my breakfast on the table. Most the people sitting there were startled. The ones who knew me really well took one glance at me and knew not to speak.
"Mordel wha--" Silwing started to say before Eowyn silenced her with a kick and a stare. My friends always joke that Good Charlotte wrote the song Riot girl based off of me. They just walk around singing, "Emergency, call 911. She's pissed off at everyone. Police rescue, FBI. She wants a riot. She wants riot."
Estel walked over to sit down.
"Go to some other fucking table. I might kill you if you come within six feet of me." I said acidly.
"I can sit wherever I feel like." He said coldly.
"Not if you don't want the shit beaten out you." I said warningly.
"I'd like to see you try." He said. He's gone to far. I jumped out of my seat at him. Boromir and Faramir grabbed me. Estel lunged towards me, but was stopped by Eomer, Eowyn, and Silwing.
"Let me at him. I'll tear him limb from limb." I screamed.
"You couldn't beat me if there were two of you." Estel yelled at me. We both struggled to throw off the people restraining us.
"Calm down." Silwing said to us.
"You're both seniors, why don't you just sign up for the arena." Eomer suggested.
"What's that?" Silwing asked.
"Did you notice the stadium type thing on the far end of the school? That's the Arena. Seniors can sign up to fight each other there. There are a couple fights a day. And the fights take place once a month. You have to be seniors to compete. You're competing in three events, archery, swordsmanship, and hand to hand combat. A majority of the school goes to watch." I said. I knew I could win in the arena. I have always had older friends. Since my freshman year at least two of my friends competed each year. Last year I trained my friend to fight and she won.
"Let's sign up." Estel said.
"Easier said than done." I responded with a glare. We went and signed up. Faramir and I went to get our books.
"What's wrong with you today?" Faramir asked.
"A lot." I snapped at him. He rolled his eyes and turned to get his books. I saw a notice on my door I read and yelled, "YES!"
"What?" Faramir asked.
"My music class is getting switched to Home economics." I said.
"Why is that so good?"
"Hobbits are in my class. I need to be Merry and Pippin's partner." I said. Faramir stared at me for a moment then shook his head like he should know better. I grabbed my books. We had to run to get to class on time, due to the fact I had to stop and send some eighth graders in the wrong direction.
History and math flew by. I tried to blow up the room or at least make a small explosion. Stupid Faramir is always wrecking my fun. During my free period, I got Faramir, Eomer, and the hobbits to play duck, duck, goose with me. I'm a senior in high school and I still play duck, duck, goose. It's actually quite fun. I can out run them all. Faramir can almost catch me. Key word being almost. I skipped lunch because I wanted to hang up posters in my room. Time to go to Home economics. We were allowed to pick our own groups. I'm with Merry and Pippin and Eowyn is with Frodo and Sam. We were making chocolate chip cookies. Well, that's what we were supposed to be making. My group was special enough to be sharing a counter with Estel's group. It was him, Boromir and Haldir.
Despite the fact Merry and Pippin were hobbits they couldn't cook. Last year we were partners. I was mixing the ingredients in a bowl. Unfortunately, I was standing next to Estel causing us to constantly elbow each other in the ribs. Pippin kept trying to eat the batter while I was mixing. I took the mixing spoon out of the bowl a started sword fighting. Haldir looked ready to hurt me. The sword fighting caused the batter on my spoon to go flying off landing on his face. While I wasn't paying attention, Merry stole the batter.
"Pip, I got the batter." He said triumphantly.
"Too bad, I didn't add the chocolate chips yet." I said to him as I ran over and got the bag of chocolate chips. The hobbits started eating the batter so I started eating the chocolate chips.
"Can we have some chocolate?" Pippin asked.
"Can I have some batter?" I asked. They poured half the batter into another bowl. I poured half the bag into each bowl.
"You do know you're supposed to cook the batter, Mordel? Or are you too high or drunk to realize that?" Estel said trying to be cool. I glared ate him and walked over to where he was standing. Merry handed me a pitcher of water. I dumped it on Estel's head. Pippin handed me the bag of flour. I also dumped that on his head. Since he was wet the flour stuck. I grabbed some chocolate chips from his bag and put them on his head. He took a fistful of batter and threw it at my face. I wiped the batter from my eyes and threw an egg at him. Haldir threw one at Merry. Pippin and I grabbed all the cookie sheets and used them as shields. We started throwing random ingredients at Estel's group. They were throwing them back. The teacher, a hobbit named Marigold, walked over. Estel threw some batter at me while I was standing. I dived to the floor. The batter hit Marigold on the head. I ran to the refrigerator and got some whipped cream. I tossed cans to the hobbits. We started spraying the other group.
"FOR THE SHIRE!" Merry and Pippin yelled.
"FOR MIRKWOOD!" I yelled.
By now some other teachers came in. Marigold was yelling at us to stop. It wasn't until Gandalf came in we stopped. He yelled really loudly. He was one of my favorite teachers, but he is also the one I'm most scared of.
"Go to Elrond's office immediately." He said sternly. The six of us trudged to Elrond's office.
"Come in." Elrond said grimly.
"Who started it?" He asked.
"They did!" we all said pointing at the opposite group.
"More specifically?" He asked.
"Mordel." The other group said.
"Estel." My group said.
"Well, this isn't going anywhere. Tell me what happened." Elrond said a little annoyed.
"It's like this. Merry, Pippin and I were making our cookies. WE started playing around and then Estel said something that was totally uncalled for. I poured water and flour on his head. He threw batter at me. So on and so forth." I said.
"What did Estel say?" Elrond asked me.
"He said, 'You do know you're supposed to cook the batter right Mordel? Or are you too high or drunk to realize that?'" I answered.
"Is this true?" He asked Estel. Estel nodded his head weakly. Elrond stood up.
"I must see your teacher. I'll be back. Don't touch anything." Elrond warned. Telling me that is worthless. As soon as he left I found the speaker for the PA system.
"May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the Real Slim Shady please shut up?
I repeat will the real slim shady please shut up?
We're gonna have a problem here.
You all act like you never heard a white person before.
His rhymes are a bore, punk kid trying to be hard core (Yo! What's up??)
The mushroom mouth is back worse than before.
Making us snore, whining in the microphone
It's the return of the oh wait, no wait, you're a fool.
You didn't pay money for this CD did you?
And Dr. Dre [laugh] did everything you idiot, without Dre's defense you're as good as dead.
The world's had enough of Eminem (Jiggy jiggy)
Even his girlfriend's cheatin on him.
Look at him, walking around living off Dre, acting so cool, but he's really kinda weak though.
Little twit blasts me on his new cd
Why? Cause I turned him down for a date (hee hee)
As for the question of who came first was it Carson Daly or was it Fred Durst?
I'm sorry Slim, but this is gonna hurt. They both came closer than you ever will, jerk.
Your song is on my nerves; your song is on my nerves.
You're kinda lucky cause you got more fame than you deserve.
That is the message that I deliver to little kids
You can become famous and never know what talent is.
Of course they're gonna like you, of course they do.
You're like a cartoon version of Ricky Schroeder on " Silver Spoons"
You aint nothin but a product, packaged to be bought up.
You know a year from now you won't be thought of.
So you write about dead animals and cannibals
And some day you'll stop dating dogs and date higher mammals. [Dog howls]
And there's a million women just like me, that think like me, that all can see that
Slim Shady is just a boy dealing with puberty
So if you agree, scream loudly with me!!
You're Slim Shady, yes you're the real shady
You sound like Peter Brady, you get quite irritating.
So won't the Real Slim Shady please shut up, please shut up, please shut up?
You're Slim Shady, yes you're the real shady.
You sound like Peter Brady, you get quite itrritating.
So won't the real slim shady please shut up, please shut up, please shut up." I rapped into the speaker. I could hear someone running to the door. I was still pressing on the speaker button. So when Elrond yelled, "Mordel Celebnar, I can't turn my back on you for one moment without you doing something stupid." At least I'm going to get credit for my brilliant rapping.
"Do you like getting in trouble? You knew you were already going to be in trouble for the Home economics incident. What were you thinking?"
"That sounds like what you said last year when I did two things in a row." I said. I think he only has one speech. He just changes some of the words.
"So, you actually listen when I tell you things. Why don't you use any of the information you receive? If you didn't goof off and you used your mind towards your schoolwork you could be one of the most brilliant students here." He said exasperated.
"I'd still be after Arwen though. You treat her and her friends like they were above the rest of us. Chances are that you'll go easier on Estel and Haldir because they hang out with Arwen." I said ticked off.
"I don't hang out with Arwen. I only had an argument with you this morning. I didn't choose another group to hang out with yet. How do you know I'd hang out with her?" Estel said jumping out of his seat.
"You never had a dislike for her. You used to defend her. You don't know anyone that well. Who else would you hang out with? Let me guess, the ones that try to be bullies. They're all talk. Actually, you might fit in well there." I said standing up almost eye-to-eye with him. He's a little bit taller then me.
"This is not the time for this." Elrond snapped.
"You will all go clean up the home economics room and apologize to Miss Marigold. You will serve three days worth of detention. Mordel and Estel will each also have an additional central detention because they were the ringleaders. Mordel, You will have another day of detention for using the PA system. Now go." Elrond said. I hate central detention. It wastes some of my Saturday. Evil Elrond. I hate him. We all walked down to the home economics room and apologized to Marigold. We started cleaning. The hobbits and Boromir did the lower parts. Boromir objected to this. My reasoning is he is shorter than the other two and I, therefore, is closer to the floor. I started with the ceiling. I was using a mop. I hate cleaning even more than central detention.
It took us an hour. I had to go take a shower and stuff. I had to go to gym. I got out of Language arts. I'm happy about that. I met with Eowyn when I walked into the locker room.
"How much trouble did you get in?" She asked.
"Four days detention and a central." I said.
"Yikes. Good thing the dance isn't until next week."
"Yea. I'd sleep through central. Well, that wouldn't be too bad."
"You got in that much trouble for using the PA system?" some junior asked.
"No. I started a ingredient food fight in Home economics." I said. Eowyn and I walked out into the gym. Glorfindel had us run around the gym ten times as a warm up for volleyball. Eowyn and I tripped people and bothered everybody. He made us run the entire time. Estel kept trying to trip us when we passed. I pushed him down one of the times. I'm going to really hurt him. While we were running I told Eowyn everything that happened so far today. We were making fun of Arwen's friend and Silwing's roommate, Niltincoiel. She sucks at volleyball.
"Can I crash in your dorm on Friday?" She asked.
"Yea, why?" I asked.
"Malelen is having a sleepover. She tried to get me to get you to come. She said it'd be fun if the two of us came."
"A night of the annoying preppies." I said and pretended to faint. Finally the bell rang, I was getting bored of running.
"Do you have detention today?" Eowyn asked.
"Nope, You wanna help me finish hanging posters?" I asked.
"Sure."
We walked up to my dorm. Legolas was standing in his doorway, but he closed the door the second we passed. Something's up with him. It's not like him to do something like that. Oh, well. I opened the door to my dorm. I looked at the pile of mail to see if there was any for me. There were a couple of notes on top of the mail. All of them were addressed to me. One was in Legolas' handwriting. It said,
"I used to know the sound of a smile in your voice, Right now all I hear is the pain of the fighting starting up again. All the things we talk you know they say on my mind. All the things we laughed about they'll bring us through it every time. After time after time. Don't say a word I know you feel the same just give me a sign. Say anything say anything. Please don't walk away I know you want to stay. Just give me a sign say anything, say anything. Some say that time changes best friends can become strangers. I don't want that, no, not for you. Just stay with me we can make it through. Here we are again same old argument. Now I'm wondering if things will ever change. When will you laugh again like you did back then? Making noise till 3 am and the neighbors would complain." A couple lines under that it said, "Please forgive me."
I handed to Eowyn and asked, " Think, I should forgive him?"
"It doesn't matter what I think. It only matters what you think." Eowyn said.
I read the other notes. They were from Malelen, Celebwen, Nimaglar, Eilin, Haldir, and some others. Haldir probably wants his back after today.
"I'm not ready to forgive Eilin or Nimaglar yet. Haldir probably wants his back after today. I have some notes to write." I said. I wrote them to the people who I thought it was time to forgive. I also wrote I won't hang out with Arwen or her friends. If they're going anywhere with her I won't go. Eowyn and I slipped them under the doors. Eowyn said she wanted to go see Sildae. So, she left I knocked on Legolas' door. He answered it. He had his face emotionless. He saddened when he saw me.
"Hi." I said quietly.
"Hi." He said in the same tone.
"We need to talk." I said. He let me in. Eomer was studying in the living room. We walked into Legolas' bedroom. Eomer gave us a puzzled look then shrugged. We kind of sat there for a moment.
"I got your note." I said. This is so hard. Usually, I can talk to him about anything.
"Good."
"I don't want to be strangers." I said looking him in the eye.
"You think, I do? I'm sorry about everything. I'm especially sorry about what happened in the cave. When I saw you lying in the forest and you were a bloody. I freaked out. I barely slept, I didn't eat, and I didn't pay attention in class. I kept thinking that it would be my fault if you died. I was miserable. I thought my last words to you would have been you're a slutty bitch. I was so screwed up. I messed it up. You were right. I never take the blame. I should when it's my fault. You've taken the blame for things you didn't even do. I missed you so much. You know that NoFX concert in November? I have tickets." Legolas said.
"I'm sorry to. I shouldn't have beaten you up. You realize now you have to take me to the concert." I said with a small smile.
"Friends?" He asked smiling.
"Best of." I answered. I gave him a hug.
"Now I have to go see Boromir. I need to see how mad he is at me from the baking incident." I said standing up.
"Elrond probably should have warned the teacher and Great eminem diss." He said.
"Thank you. Bye." I said leaving. I ran to Boromir's room after stopping to steal some cookies from the kitchen.
When he opened the door, he raised an eyebrow at me.
"I have a peace offering." I said smiling weakly. He forgave me. Everything in my life is somewhat normal. Well, not really, but it is for me.
A/N: Please review. Sorry if this didn't make sense I got the flu. It sucks. Review makes me feel better.
Disclaimer: I don't own LOTR or any of the songs. Will the real slim shady please shut up? Belongs to Christina Aguilera. Legolas' note belongs to Good Charlotte. I own the PA thing cause I actually did it. I got in trouble.
IMPORTANT: It has come to my attention part of chapter 3 was missing. I fixed it. That chapter needs to be reread to understand this one.
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I hit my alarm clock trying to make it shut up. I sat up and grudgingly got in the shower. I started singing 'What's a matter with parents today?' by NoFX.
I sang really loudly. Celebwen was banging on the bathroom door trying to get me to shut up. So naturally I sang louder. When I got she was standing there glaring at me.
"What?" I asked smiling innocently.
"Do you have to sing NoFX this early in the morning?"
"Uh...Yea." I said.
"Why?"
"I'm me." I said in my duh you're an idiot voice. She stormed out of the room. I grinned happily to myself. I like pissing people off. I put on a pair of baggy black pants and my Black Knights shirt. I put my hair in a high ponytail and made a headband out of a black and white bandanna. I put on makeup and so big silver hoop earrings. Oh yea, and my sneakers and headed down to breakfast. I saw my friends sitting at a table and Silwing was there so I guessed she met them. I didn't go to sit down because something else caught my attention. I heard some voices in a hallway that was rarely used. One was Legolas. I crept to see what was going on. I saw Rumil had Legolas in a headlock. Estel was standing near by.
"Stay away from Mordel." Estel said.
"I don't have to." Legolas said.
"Yes, you do or else you have us to deal with." Rumil said.
"What if she wants to hang out with me?" Legolas asked venomously.
"Why would she? You backstabbed her by going out with Arwen. Unlike, you we care about her. You aren't worthy of being in her presence." Estel said kicking Legolas in the ribs. I can't believe they were doing this.
"Let Legolas go." I said stepping into the hallway. Rumil immediately dropped Legolas' head and he and Estel stepped away.
"Mordel, it's not what you think." Estel said.
"Then what is it? This should be good." I said.
"We were doing it for your own good." He said.
"Bull shit. If you're trying to do what's good for me, you'd Legolas alone. He's like my brother. I can't believe you two would do this. Estel, I'm especially pissed off at you. I know this was your scheme. Rumil never really met Legolas. Therefore he wouldn't know that Legolas and I were friends. You know how much Legolas means to me. You're jealous of him. You acted stupid like this in 8th too. I don't love Legolas. He's my best friend he has been for years. He's like family. You're such a jackass. Tell me when you've grown up." I yelled at him.
"You are so naïve." He said grabbing my wrist.
"He'll just hurt you. He's with Arwen now. He has no time for you. Soon, he'll forget you. You'll be heart broken. Do you really want to go through that?" Estel said looking me in the. I glared at him and then looked away. He was right. Legolas spends so much time with Arwen already. If we became friends again he wouldn't be there anyway. I missed Legolas so much, but I knew Estel was right. I'd rather lose him through a fight than him being with Arwen. This is what Arwen wants, to split Legolas and me apart.
"It's already begun." Estel said softly. I wrenched my wrist from his hand. I punched him. After, I punched Rumil and Legolas.
"Stupid bastards. They think they can toy with my mind.' I thought angrily. I got some breakfast and sat down with my friends. I slammed my breakfast on the table. Most the people sitting there were startled. The ones who knew me really well took one glance at me and knew not to speak.
"Mordel wha--" Silwing started to say before Eowyn silenced her with a kick and a stare. My friends always joke that Good Charlotte wrote the song Riot girl based off of me. They just walk around singing, "Emergency, call 911. She's pissed off at everyone. Police rescue, FBI. She wants a riot. She wants riot."
Estel walked over to sit down.
"Go to some other fucking table. I might kill you if you come within six feet of me." I said acidly.
"I can sit wherever I feel like." He said coldly.
"Not if you don't want the shit beaten out you." I said warningly.
"I'd like to see you try." He said. He's gone to far. I jumped out of my seat at him. Boromir and Faramir grabbed me. Estel lunged towards me, but was stopped by Eomer, Eowyn, and Silwing.
"Let me at him. I'll tear him limb from limb." I screamed.
"You couldn't beat me if there were two of you." Estel yelled at me. We both struggled to throw off the people restraining us.
"Calm down." Silwing said to us.
"You're both seniors, why don't you just sign up for the arena." Eomer suggested.
"What's that?" Silwing asked.
"Did you notice the stadium type thing on the far end of the school? That's the Arena. Seniors can sign up to fight each other there. There are a couple fights a day. And the fights take place once a month. You have to be seniors to compete. You're competing in three events, archery, swordsmanship, and hand to hand combat. A majority of the school goes to watch." I said. I knew I could win in the arena. I have always had older friends. Since my freshman year at least two of my friends competed each year. Last year I trained my friend to fight and she won.
"Let's sign up." Estel said.
"Easier said than done." I responded with a glare. We went and signed up. Faramir and I went to get our books.
"What's wrong with you today?" Faramir asked.
"A lot." I snapped at him. He rolled his eyes and turned to get his books. I saw a notice on my door I read and yelled, "YES!"
"What?" Faramir asked.
"My music class is getting switched to Home economics." I said.
"Why is that so good?"
"Hobbits are in my class. I need to be Merry and Pippin's partner." I said. Faramir stared at me for a moment then shook his head like he should know better. I grabbed my books. We had to run to get to class on time, due to the fact I had to stop and send some eighth graders in the wrong direction.
History and math flew by. I tried to blow up the room or at least make a small explosion. Stupid Faramir is always wrecking my fun. During my free period, I got Faramir, Eomer, and the hobbits to play duck, duck, goose with me. I'm a senior in high school and I still play duck, duck, goose. It's actually quite fun. I can out run them all. Faramir can almost catch me. Key word being almost. I skipped lunch because I wanted to hang up posters in my room. Time to go to Home economics. We were allowed to pick our own groups. I'm with Merry and Pippin and Eowyn is with Frodo and Sam. We were making chocolate chip cookies. Well, that's what we were supposed to be making. My group was special enough to be sharing a counter with Estel's group. It was him, Boromir and Haldir.
Despite the fact Merry and Pippin were hobbits they couldn't cook. Last year we were partners. I was mixing the ingredients in a bowl. Unfortunately, I was standing next to Estel causing us to constantly elbow each other in the ribs. Pippin kept trying to eat the batter while I was mixing. I took the mixing spoon out of the bowl a started sword fighting. Haldir looked ready to hurt me. The sword fighting caused the batter on my spoon to go flying off landing on his face. While I wasn't paying attention, Merry stole the batter.
"Pip, I got the batter." He said triumphantly.
"Too bad, I didn't add the chocolate chips yet." I said to him as I ran over and got the bag of chocolate chips. The hobbits started eating the batter so I started eating the chocolate chips.
"Can we have some chocolate?" Pippin asked.
"Can I have some batter?" I asked. They poured half the batter into another bowl. I poured half the bag into each bowl.
"You do know you're supposed to cook the batter, Mordel? Or are you too high or drunk to realize that?" Estel said trying to be cool. I glared ate him and walked over to where he was standing. Merry handed me a pitcher of water. I dumped it on Estel's head. Pippin handed me the bag of flour. I also dumped that on his head. Since he was wet the flour stuck. I grabbed some chocolate chips from his bag and put them on his head. He took a fistful of batter and threw it at my face. I wiped the batter from my eyes and threw an egg at him. Haldir threw one at Merry. Pippin and I grabbed all the cookie sheets and used them as shields. We started throwing random ingredients at Estel's group. They were throwing them back. The teacher, a hobbit named Marigold, walked over. Estel threw some batter at me while I was standing. I dived to the floor. The batter hit Marigold on the head. I ran to the refrigerator and got some whipped cream. I tossed cans to the hobbits. We started spraying the other group.
"FOR THE SHIRE!" Merry and Pippin yelled.
"FOR MIRKWOOD!" I yelled.
By now some other teachers came in. Marigold was yelling at us to stop. It wasn't until Gandalf came in we stopped. He yelled really loudly. He was one of my favorite teachers, but he is also the one I'm most scared of.
"Go to Elrond's office immediately." He said sternly. The six of us trudged to Elrond's office.
"Come in." Elrond said grimly.
"Who started it?" He asked.
"They did!" we all said pointing at the opposite group.
"More specifically?" He asked.
"Mordel." The other group said.
"Estel." My group said.
"Well, this isn't going anywhere. Tell me what happened." Elrond said a little annoyed.
"It's like this. Merry, Pippin and I were making our cookies. WE started playing around and then Estel said something that was totally uncalled for. I poured water and flour on his head. He threw batter at me. So on and so forth." I said.
"What did Estel say?" Elrond asked me.
"He said, 'You do know you're supposed to cook the batter right Mordel? Or are you too high or drunk to realize that?'" I answered.
"Is this true?" He asked Estel. Estel nodded his head weakly. Elrond stood up.
"I must see your teacher. I'll be back. Don't touch anything." Elrond warned. Telling me that is worthless. As soon as he left I found the speaker for the PA system.
"May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the Real Slim Shady please shut up?
I repeat will the real slim shady please shut up?
We're gonna have a problem here.
You all act like you never heard a white person before.
His rhymes are a bore, punk kid trying to be hard core (Yo! What's up??)
The mushroom mouth is back worse than before.
Making us snore, whining in the microphone
It's the return of the oh wait, no wait, you're a fool.
You didn't pay money for this CD did you?
And Dr. Dre [laugh] did everything you idiot, without Dre's defense you're as good as dead.
The world's had enough of Eminem (Jiggy jiggy)
Even his girlfriend's cheatin on him.
Look at him, walking around living off Dre, acting so cool, but he's really kinda weak though.
Little twit blasts me on his new cd
Why? Cause I turned him down for a date (hee hee)
As for the question of who came first was it Carson Daly or was it Fred Durst?
I'm sorry Slim, but this is gonna hurt. They both came closer than you ever will, jerk.
Your song is on my nerves; your song is on my nerves.
You're kinda lucky cause you got more fame than you deserve.
That is the message that I deliver to little kids
You can become famous and never know what talent is.
Of course they're gonna like you, of course they do.
You're like a cartoon version of Ricky Schroeder on " Silver Spoons"
You aint nothin but a product, packaged to be bought up.
You know a year from now you won't be thought of.
So you write about dead animals and cannibals
And some day you'll stop dating dogs and date higher mammals. [Dog howls]
And there's a million women just like me, that think like me, that all can see that
Slim Shady is just a boy dealing with puberty
So if you agree, scream loudly with me!!
You're Slim Shady, yes you're the real shady
You sound like Peter Brady, you get quite irritating.
So won't the Real Slim Shady please shut up, please shut up, please shut up?
You're Slim Shady, yes you're the real shady.
You sound like Peter Brady, you get quite itrritating.
So won't the real slim shady please shut up, please shut up, please shut up." I rapped into the speaker. I could hear someone running to the door. I was still pressing on the speaker button. So when Elrond yelled, "Mordel Celebnar, I can't turn my back on you for one moment without you doing something stupid." At least I'm going to get credit for my brilliant rapping.
"Do you like getting in trouble? You knew you were already going to be in trouble for the Home economics incident. What were you thinking?"
"That sounds like what you said last year when I did two things in a row." I said. I think he only has one speech. He just changes some of the words.
"So, you actually listen when I tell you things. Why don't you use any of the information you receive? If you didn't goof off and you used your mind towards your schoolwork you could be one of the most brilliant students here." He said exasperated.
"I'd still be after Arwen though. You treat her and her friends like they were above the rest of us. Chances are that you'll go easier on Estel and Haldir because they hang out with Arwen." I said ticked off.
"I don't hang out with Arwen. I only had an argument with you this morning. I didn't choose another group to hang out with yet. How do you know I'd hang out with her?" Estel said jumping out of his seat.
"You never had a dislike for her. You used to defend her. You don't know anyone that well. Who else would you hang out with? Let me guess, the ones that try to be bullies. They're all talk. Actually, you might fit in well there." I said standing up almost eye-to-eye with him. He's a little bit taller then me.
"This is not the time for this." Elrond snapped.
"You will all go clean up the home economics room and apologize to Miss Marigold. You will serve three days worth of detention. Mordel and Estel will each also have an additional central detention because they were the ringleaders. Mordel, You will have another day of detention for using the PA system. Now go." Elrond said. I hate central detention. It wastes some of my Saturday. Evil Elrond. I hate him. We all walked down to the home economics room and apologized to Marigold. We started cleaning. The hobbits and Boromir did the lower parts. Boromir objected to this. My reasoning is he is shorter than the other two and I, therefore, is closer to the floor. I started with the ceiling. I was using a mop. I hate cleaning even more than central detention.
It took us an hour. I had to go take a shower and stuff. I had to go to gym. I got out of Language arts. I'm happy about that. I met with Eowyn when I walked into the locker room.
"How much trouble did you get in?" She asked.
"Four days detention and a central." I said.
"Yikes. Good thing the dance isn't until next week."
"Yea. I'd sleep through central. Well, that wouldn't be too bad."
"You got in that much trouble for using the PA system?" some junior asked.
"No. I started a ingredient food fight in Home economics." I said. Eowyn and I walked out into the gym. Glorfindel had us run around the gym ten times as a warm up for volleyball. Eowyn and I tripped people and bothered everybody. He made us run the entire time. Estel kept trying to trip us when we passed. I pushed him down one of the times. I'm going to really hurt him. While we were running I told Eowyn everything that happened so far today. We were making fun of Arwen's friend and Silwing's roommate, Niltincoiel. She sucks at volleyball.
"Can I crash in your dorm on Friday?" She asked.
"Yea, why?" I asked.
"Malelen is having a sleepover. She tried to get me to get you to come. She said it'd be fun if the two of us came."
"A night of the annoying preppies." I said and pretended to faint. Finally the bell rang, I was getting bored of running.
"Do you have detention today?" Eowyn asked.
"Nope, You wanna help me finish hanging posters?" I asked.
"Sure."
We walked up to my dorm. Legolas was standing in his doorway, but he closed the door the second we passed. Something's up with him. It's not like him to do something like that. Oh, well. I opened the door to my dorm. I looked at the pile of mail to see if there was any for me. There were a couple of notes on top of the mail. All of them were addressed to me. One was in Legolas' handwriting. It said,
"I used to know the sound of a smile in your voice, Right now all I hear is the pain of the fighting starting up again. All the things we talk you know they say on my mind. All the things we laughed about they'll bring us through it every time. After time after time. Don't say a word I know you feel the same just give me a sign. Say anything say anything. Please don't walk away I know you want to stay. Just give me a sign say anything, say anything. Some say that time changes best friends can become strangers. I don't want that, no, not for you. Just stay with me we can make it through. Here we are again same old argument. Now I'm wondering if things will ever change. When will you laugh again like you did back then? Making noise till 3 am and the neighbors would complain." A couple lines under that it said, "Please forgive me."
I handed to Eowyn and asked, " Think, I should forgive him?"
"It doesn't matter what I think. It only matters what you think." Eowyn said.
I read the other notes. They were from Malelen, Celebwen, Nimaglar, Eilin, Haldir, and some others. Haldir probably wants his back after today.
"I'm not ready to forgive Eilin or Nimaglar yet. Haldir probably wants his back after today. I have some notes to write." I said. I wrote them to the people who I thought it was time to forgive. I also wrote I won't hang out with Arwen or her friends. If they're going anywhere with her I won't go. Eowyn and I slipped them under the doors. Eowyn said she wanted to go see Sildae. So, she left I knocked on Legolas' door. He answered it. He had his face emotionless. He saddened when he saw me.
"Hi." I said quietly.
"Hi." He said in the same tone.
"We need to talk." I said. He let me in. Eomer was studying in the living room. We walked into Legolas' bedroom. Eomer gave us a puzzled look then shrugged. We kind of sat there for a moment.
"I got your note." I said. This is so hard. Usually, I can talk to him about anything.
"Good."
"I don't want to be strangers." I said looking him in the eye.
"You think, I do? I'm sorry about everything. I'm especially sorry about what happened in the cave. When I saw you lying in the forest and you were a bloody. I freaked out. I barely slept, I didn't eat, and I didn't pay attention in class. I kept thinking that it would be my fault if you died. I was miserable. I thought my last words to you would have been you're a slutty bitch. I was so screwed up. I messed it up. You were right. I never take the blame. I should when it's my fault. You've taken the blame for things you didn't even do. I missed you so much. You know that NoFX concert in November? I have tickets." Legolas said.
"I'm sorry to. I shouldn't have beaten you up. You realize now you have to take me to the concert." I said with a small smile.
"Friends?" He asked smiling.
"Best of." I answered. I gave him a hug.
"Now I have to go see Boromir. I need to see how mad he is at me from the baking incident." I said standing up.
"Elrond probably should have warned the teacher and Great eminem diss." He said.
"Thank you. Bye." I said leaving. I ran to Boromir's room after stopping to steal some cookies from the kitchen.
When he opened the door, he raised an eyebrow at me.
"I have a peace offering." I said smiling weakly. He forgave me. Everything in my life is somewhat normal. Well, not really, but it is for me.
A/N: Please review. Sorry if this didn't make sense I got the flu. It sucks. Review makes me feel better.
