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I am sorry this is so short, I promise to update again tomorrow! Gomen....
I hope you like this one, I will give review responses next chapter... x_x
Anyway, next on Inuyasha: Our favorite half-demon finds out about swimming suits and valentines day!
"Inuyasha?" Kagome sounded shocked.
"Stay away from my Kagome!" Inuyasha growled at the unfortunate Houjo.
Kagome blushed and hit him on the shoulder. "My Kagome" was entirely too personal for her taste... at least when around her school friends... She quickly shoved her thoughts back on track.
"Inuyasha, what are you doing here?"
Inuyasha didn't take his eyes off Houjo.
"Your mother told me you would need your swim-suit."
"Oh! I completely forgot!"
Kagome, being more used to Inuyasha's general scariness when he was angry, did not realize that her friends were frightened out of their wits at the sudden appearance of a sword holding guy who jumped out of thirty foot tall trees.
"Thanks Inuyasha. That's, sweet, of you."
"Feh. Wench should be more careful."
"Don't ruin it." Kagome suddenly noticed that her friends were frozen in shock. Oops. She had forgotten they wouldn't be used to boys jumping out of trees and pulling large swords at them.
"Eh. Hehe. This is Inuyasha, everyone. Inuyasha, put away your sword."
Inuyasha growled. "I don't trust him. Tell him to stop smiling at you."
And indeed Houjo had yet to stop grinning despite standing in front of a pissed off demon who dislike him,
Inuyasha considered introducing Houjo to Inuyasha's dear friend, Mr. Sidewalk.
Yuki suddenly shook herself. "You..you are Kagome's boyfriend?"
Inuyasha snarled at the unfortunate girl.
"What it to you, bitch?" He didn't know what this "boyfriend" thing was, but he didn't want to show his ignorance to Kagome's friends.
Yuki gasped. "Kagome, how could you date such a..." She stared at Inuyasha. She suddenly could have sworn she saw fangs when he had snarled...
Fortunately, Kagome interrupted that thought with an ear-piercing shriek.
"Ai! Come on you guys! We're gonna be late! And teacher will make us *sit* in the front if we are!"
The four girls took off at a run, not noticing the scary silver-haired boy hit the ground face first.
Inuyasha pushed his head out of the ground, eyebrows twitching madly. Damn that bitch! She didn't even notice when she said it!
He shook his head, scattering dust everywhere. And noticed that that demented boy was still standing near him. He stood up and shook his fist threateningly at the freaky smiley thing in front of him.
"You! Stay away from Kagome, you hear? Smile at her again and you are dead!" Inuyasha growled deep in his throat,
Houjo didn't flinch. He just turned around and pulled out a package of little leaves from his backpack.
"It sounds like you have a sore throat! Let me give you these traditional herbal remedies, that will make it all better!"
Inuyasha facefaulted.
"No, you baka! I don't have a sore throat! I was growling"
"Now, you have to take care of yourself, or you will just get worse! Goodbye!"
And Houjo rode off on his bike waving cheerfully, leaving Inuyasha on the ground with a package of leaves on his head.
What the hell is he on?
Inuyasha decided he didn't want to know. Then he smacked himself in the head. Kagome's swim-suit! He hadn't given it to her!
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Seshumaru let out a deep breathe. He couldn't believe what he was doing. Letting Rin ride on his shoulders had been one thing, and quite bad enough in its own right. Somehow he just couldn't explain how he had been convinced that singing "She is so high above me" to Rin was a perfectly acceptable action.
She must have slipped something in his food.
Rin tugged on one of his ears.
"Seshumaru-sama?"
"Yes, Rin?" Seshumaru stopped singing with a grateful prayer to whichever gods might be listening.
"Rin wants a brother."
Seshumaru stumbled. For the first time. Ever.
He carefully turned his voice emotionless. "No Rin"
"Why not?"
Uh.
"Because I said so. Drop it."
Rin, normally freezing in place if he told her to be still, was uncharacteristically disobedient.
"But I want one!!!"
"I said you can't!"
"Why not?"
"Because your parents need to have one for it to be a brother."
"Oh." She thought about it for a moment.
"You have it."
Seshumaru choked.
"WHAT?" His voice actually changed timbre.
"Rin wants one."
The youkai lord clutched his temples and stopped in the middle of the forest.
"Even if I wanted a child, I couldn't, Rin."
"Why not?"
He floundered for a suitable explanation. He finally settled for a short answer.
"Because I have no mate."
"Why do you need a mate?" Her voice was innocence itself.
Seshumaru felt utterly lost for the first time in his life. How did you answer a question like that? He didn't think he was prepared to explain the birds and the bees to his young charge.
"Seshumaru-sama?"
Oh, god.
Please, he thought, someone help me!
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Like I said, I will never write such a short piece again... SO sorry!!!!!! But I had to do something today....
