SilverYoukai: Hey! I'm sorry, I totally lied about the length of this. I will post the next part tonight though... I'm in History right now (yucky American history) and decided to post this by itself… the next part is done and it does have the swimsuit and valentine day scenes, but it is on my other computer…. I don't know how I feel about this piece… It didn't come out like I thought it would…

Please read and respond… I Miroku and Sango will appear in a couple of chapters from now…. AND HOUJO WILL DIE!!!! MWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

SLAP!!!

Ow. Sorry 'bout that.

Here is the fic.

Inuyasha pressed his nose against the ground, ignoring the curious looks he was getting from passing students. He knew that Kagome must have gone this way, but her scent was being obscured by layers of weird fruity smells that drifted off girls and some boys.

Inuyasha didn't like it.

He looked around in frustration. Kagome was nowhere to be seen. Oh, well. There was nothing for it but to ask.

"Hey, old woman!" He called out to a sour looking woman with thick glass coverings over her eyes. He wondered what they were for, perhaps a magic detector?

Feh. Stupid humans, messing around with that kind of thing.

The woman stopped dead and the normally noisy students around him all fell silent.

"Excuse me, young man? What did you just say?" Her voice sounded to Inuyasha like she had been eating lemons for the past fifty years.

"I didn't say anything yet, witch! I need to know where Kagome is." The direct approach would be easier, Inuyasha thought. It was getting harder and harder to breathe in the midst of these disgusting scents.

The entire student body drew in a collective gasp.

"Watch your language! Do you wish to have detention?"

Inuyasha decided he didn't like her tone of voice. "Feh. Be quiet, stupid old woman. I just need to know where Kagome is. Your 'detention' can just ******* **** **!"

A student fainted.

The woman gasped, trembling with rage.

"How dare you speak to me like that! I will have you kicked out! Reported to the police! FAILED!"

"You can just try kicking me out, I can take you on any day!" Inuyasha mistakenly thought she meant to physically hoist him out the door, and prepared to defend himself. She looked weak, but then so did Kagome. And when she got angry, things died. "And then I'll kick the 'police's' butts too!" He took out the transformed sword and grinned.

"You… You… hoodlum! I'm going to call the police right now!" She stormed away, heels clicking on the floor, trying to get away from the insane boy with the big sword. (The metal one, you perverts)

"Ha. She wasn't so tough." Inuyasha put his sword back in its sheath. "But I still don't know where Kagome is…" He walked up to one of the girls who looked about Kagome's age. He decided to be especially polite, as the last conversation had ended without information.

"Hey wench! Take me to Kagome!"

Er. Well, polite for Inuyasha.

The girl stared at him with huge eyes.

"Aiii! You're so cool!" She jumped on him.

"ARRRGGG! Get off of me!"

He was suddenly surrounded by a huge mob of teenage girls, (and some boys) all trying to jump on him at once.

One girl who was especially covered in the weird sweet scent gabbed his left arm tightly, snuggling into his shoulder.

"Wow! The way you told her off was so… brave."

"That was amazing!"

"Do you want to be my boyfriend?"

"Where did you get that sword?"

"She had it coming for a long time, the old hag."

"Your hair is so gorgeous! Can I touch it?"

"Your clothing looks so authentic! Where did you get it?"

"I can't believe you stood up to her!"

In the rush to tackle him, one girl knocked off the baseball cap, revealing two soft puppy ears.

"Ahhh! So kawaii!"

"They look so real!"

"Marry me!"

Inuyasha backed up. These girls were totally unlike Kagome… AHHHHHHHH! Some had reached under his shirt.

"KAGOME! HELP ME!!!!!"

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"So, do you understand now?"

Rin looked at him seriously for a moment, then smiled.

"Nope!"

Arg.

"I really liked the part about the stork demons, but what do cabbages have to do with it?"

So what could Seshumaru say? He was a traditionalist.

"You will learn when you are older."

"But cabbages?"

Seshumaru considered fleeing. But the youkai lord never ran from a battle.

"Yes, Rin. Cabbages."

"Why not broccoli? Or Cauliflower? Or lettuce? Or…"

"Enough Rin! It just is!"

"But why?"

Seshumaru gave up dignity and ran.

"Seshumaru-sama?"

She waited for a moment. Oh, well. He would probably be back soon. In the meantime she could go pick flowers! Yay! And maybe she would find a cabbage patch…

Seshumaru peered around the tree he was standing behind. He certainly wasn't hiding from his young charge, oh no. What did he have to be afraid of, after all?

Rin's innocent question drifted through his head. He shuddered.

He seriously considered staying behind the tree until she grew up.

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Kagome heard her name being shouted. Who was that? The voice sounded so familiar….