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(calms down) Anyway, here is the next half of the chapter. My next post will be review responses, so don't get confused if you see another update tonight….
I think my teachers were surprised at the amount of "notes" I took on my laptop today…. I hope you like the longer second half…
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Kagome could have sworn she heard someone call her name. And the voice had sounded so familiar to….
"Higurashi!" Her teachers voice snapped her back into reality. "If there is something more important than my class, do please tell me!"
"Sorry! No, sir, there is nothing!" She let out a sigh as her History teacher returned his attention to class.
"Good! Now lets turn to page 98. Toshi, please begin."
"Yes, sir! The warring states era was a time of great superstition, people actually believed in the existence of demons…" Toshi's voice droned on and Kagome drifted into the partially comatose state of mind once more.
Living part time in the past had its advantages on test but it made class amazingly boring…
"KAGOME!"
Kagome jumped up in shock as a bedraggled and panicked Inuyasha crashed through the wall of her classroom.
His normally ordered appearance was completely destroyed, parts of his clothing having been torn off by eager girls. He retained only half his shirt and his pants now had only one leg. (yum) His ears looked like someone had been trying to pull them off. (ouch) His face was covered in red lipstick marks.
Inuyasha's face was filled with complete terror.
"Kagome! We are leaving this crazy skool RIGHT NOW!!!" He crossed the room and picked her up in his arms.
"Excuse me young man! You are interrupting this class!" The teacher looked shocked that anyone would dare interrupt his fascinating class.
"Fuck this class! This entire world is filled with insane demons!"
Inuyasha leaped out the classroom window, which happened to be five stories up, leaving a gaping hole in the glass, still holding Kagome protectively.
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"Inuyasha, what was that all about???" Kagome desperately tried not to stare at all the skin the rampaging girls had exposed.
"I was attacked!"
"By what?"
"Demon girls!"
"Huh?" Kagome didn't think she had any demons at her school…
"I told off some damn hag who tried to give me to some monster 'detention' and suddenly everyone jumped me!"
Kagome smothered a laugh at Inuyasha's indignant (and slightly frightened) expression.
"Those weren't demons! Those were my classmates."
"They were too! They nearly killed me!" He waved a strip of fabric at her face. "I barely escaped!"
"Oh, Inuyasha." Kagome was suddenly struck by a thought. "Hey, who was it that you yelled at?"
"I dunno. Some old hag with glass over her eyes."
"Did she wear a huge green scarf?"
"Uh, I think so."
"Oh my god. You yelled at my principal!" Kagome slumped back in Inuyasha's arms.
(damn don't you wish you were her?)
"She threatened me!"
"She's a teacher, she is ALLOWED to threaten you. She must have thought you were a student here."
"Feh, like I would ever need to learn your stupid spells."
"That was algebra, not a spellbook, Inuyasha."
"Same damn thing."
"I am in so much trouble."
"huh?"
"Ahh, just don't worry about it."
"Feh."
"I wonder how I am going to explain my boy-, I mean friend, breaking through my classroom wall then jumping out through a window."
"Don't." Inuyasha knew just what they should do.
"What?"
"Come back with me to the warring states era."
"I can't! I have to take my tests!"
"I'll kill these tests, and then you won't have to take them anywhere." He thought this was a perfectly reasonable solution.
"Ai! You can't kill a test!" Kagome threw her hands up into the air.
"Yes I can!"
"No you can't!"
"Yes I can!"
"No you-"
She was cut off by the sudden arrival of her three best modern friends.
"Oh my gosh, Kagome! Are you alright?"
"We heard your boyfriend jumped out of a window!"
"While holding you!"
They suddenly stopped, trailing off.
"And is still holding you…"
Kagome suddenly noticed she was still in Inuyasha' arms.
"Ah! Let go of me, Inuyasha!"
Inuyasha sighed. It had been comforting being so close to Kagome's clean scent after all the weird ones of the students.
"Alright, wench. Just hold on." He carefully set her on her feet beside him.
Ayumi sighed happily. It would be so nice having such a sweet boyfriend…
^_^;
"Now what happened Kagome???"
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Seshumaru practiced the breathing exercises the doctor had recommended. Slowly he was able to bring himself back to his normal near emotionless state of mind.
This time he would just tell Rin "no" and refuse to answer any more questions. Yes, that would work. Just say no.
He walked out from behind the tree he wasn't hiding behind. Rin was nowhere to be seen.
He felt a brief stab of worry. She really shouldn't be wandering alone this close to a human village. She might be hurt without him to protect her…
The youkai sniffed the air delicately. Thank goodness, her scent led parallel to the town, not into it.
He started to stride in that direction when he heard a squeal pierce the air.
Rin!
Seshumaru took off at a run, panicked at the idea of another youkai having seen his charge.
He burst through the trees into a field of various human crops.
Specifically, a cabbage patch.
Rin was standing in the middle of the damn things holding a baby.
Rin. His Rin. Was holding. A baby.
Shit.
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"But why can't I keep it?" Rin protested.
"Because it isn't yours, Rin." Seshumaru tried desperately not to run his claws through his hair. That might *shudder* disarrange its perfect placement. And he had forgotten to bring a comb too…
"But I found it! You said that people could keep babies that came from cabbage patches!"
"But…" Seshumaru suddenly found that his normally brilliant logic had deserted him.
Rin looked up into his face smiling trustingly.
"Well… Maybe…"
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(An hour after Inuyasha's little 'incident')
Inuyasha leaned against the pole while he waited for Kagome to come out wearing her "swim-suit."
Feh. He still thought the idea of wearing a suit in the water was stupid. But he had to admit that it was good she was going to wear something in that tiny lake (a swimming pool for those who don't understand Inuyasha, the language.) There were too many boys around staring at Kagome for Inuyasha's taste, even with Kagome dressed in her normal clothing.
It seemed to Inuyasha that everyone in this world was a worse pervert than Miroku. And that was definitely saying something.
He briefly considered buying a giant boomerang for Kagome to protect herself with.
He quickly rejected this idea as he had a vivid mental image of Kagome chasing him and whacking him with a hundred pounds of Youkai bone.
Maybe he would just stick around and protect her himself.
He caught Kagome's scent on the wind and turned around to see this "suit" of hers.
Oh, sweet lords of the forest.
Inuyasha leaped towards the door, grabbed Kagome, and stuck her behind the building where no one could see anything.
"Inuyasha? What's the matter?" Kagome sounded bewildered.
Had she finally cracked under the strain of living in this messed up world?
"Kagome!" He hissed. "You forgot to get dressed!"
She frowned and looked down at herself.
"What are you talking about, Inuyasha?"
The hanyou gestured in the general direction of her body, carefully keeping his eyes on her face.
"You aren't wearing clothing!" His face turned bright red.
She looked up at him in confusion, then her eyes lit up.
"Oh! Inuyasha, this is a swimsuit!"
He stared at the tiny bit of fabric stretched impossibly tight on her body in horror.
"You are planning on wearing that in public?"
She pushed him to the side impatiently.
"Yes, of course. Now let go, I am going to miss my swimming class."
Inuyasha thought that that might be infinitely preferable to having other people see her in that outfit, but reluctantly let her go.
Kagome hurried off to the pool.
Inuyasha watched her go, feeling something in his chest tighten as she walked away.
When he noticed the number of guys watching Kagome appreciatively, his fists began to tighten.
Perhaps he should just kill all the guys who went near her… Yes, that might definitely be the best solution… much more so than a blunt boomerang…
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Hey, I am such a terrible terrible person… I lied again. Valentines will be next chapter. And with it might come… (gasp) plot! I really am planning on this turning semi-serious, at least in regards to their relationship. Hmmm, and immortality issues will eventually be resolved… in the next forty thousand words. Maybe. HAHAHAHA.
Feel free to offer comment, suggestions for the next day, death threats…
