Link woke up. A pink thing lay next to him. Pink and floofy. Mm. smelly good. He bit into it. Mm. Tasty. It woke up. SMACK! Link rubbed his cheek. Ow.

Kirby gasped. WTF. He rubbed his cheekless face. He was gay? He didn't know that. Oh well. Nice bed. Ah hah hah, he thought. Im a poof.

Then Mario came in with a pizza. Ah eata youra pizza, fool. He fell over and landed on top of yoshi, who died. They mourned his death for a few minutes, then the trio began to eat the carcass. Mm. Blood. The zombie resi dogs were aroused by the scent and went over, followed by samus aran and luigi, who had been in the washroom for 6 hours.

Luigi had a small problem getting..up. so samus had to wait 3 hours and she hads eaten 6 boxes of twinkies and 5 bottles of cola. She couldn't really fit into her costume now so she had to take it off but of course the metroids will get her so she dead. Ah. I die, I die

\and then ness came in buit he was so short noone noticed himso he had sex with mewtwo and they had funny little babys and harry potyter was the grandfather. Then roy and marth came in and kidnapped kim, who was in the bed. They took her into the woods and geve her some lovin. Ah hah. Oooh, loin. Mm. sechshay.

Allthis time peach and Zelda were in the kitchen making 7 year old jekolo they had found in the cupboard one day. It took them a long time because they didn't kniow how to cook because they did t stay in the kitchens like women have too.

Meanwhile, piƱata and krug were in neopia, animal crossingway, furnishing their new 3 story house with cool stuff and eating candy. Mm.

Oh and the pipes connecting Hyrule with the other worlds was broke so they all had to stay in Hyrule and they dancey dancey all time long.

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