The Dramatic Hobbit
Author: Immirtal Z bomie
Disclaimer: I do not own Lord of the Rings, nor any of the characters mentioned in this fan fic. This is merely a work of fiction, and does not claim to be associated with J.R.R.Tolkien in any way shape or form. O; SO PLEASE DON'T SUE MEEEE!!
Warnings: Slashyness...and...VERY overly dramatic-ness. ...If you have a Frodo screen name in Yahoo, you're not allowed to read this. ...for my own protection agianst an overly dramatic hobbit (oh god, i know i'm going to die XDD!!lmao..)
Author's Note: If you have a Frodo screen name in Yahoo, do not read this. _ if you do, you'll only be really pissed off at a certian person. XDDD lmao...*gets really scared to actually put this up on ff.net now* ai eru..XDDD
Frodo. The most dramatic Hobbit of them all. Be forewarned about dealing with this delicate Hobbity, indeed. One wrong word will set him off, yelling at you, then he'll start to cry. Then sob. And run away. When paired with an equally dramatic Play-Elf Cover Boy, it can end up to be very drastic. Dramatically Drastic. Let's take a look at an example of this "Drammaticlly Drastic"ness
"It can't be! IT JUST CAN'T BE!" Frodo wailed out at the elf. Legolas feel to his knees infront of the halfling, "What cannot be?" he asked the small one.
"YOU DON'T LOVE ME! You belong with ARAGORN! He can take care of you better that *I* can!" Frodo exclaimed, the turned from the confused elf before him and ran away, sobbing uncontrollably. Legolas quickly lept to his feet and ran to the Hobbit and stopped him by the shoulder, dropping to his knees agian, stears streaming his fair face. "NO! No Frodo, I love YOU! And ONLY you!" The Play-Elf cover boy sobbed out. Frodo flung himself forward to cling to the sobbing elf, "LEGOLAS! I'm sorry Legolas! Forgive me!" Frodo cried out. "No, my love, *I* am sorry!" Legolas wailed out. They then proceeded to snog for the rest of the night.
Well then...wasn't...that...sappy? Yes, lovely, i think that's enough dramatic Frodo for now. Now if you will excuse me I either need to either cackle or go hide under a random Gondorian's shield looking for protection from the on-comming Dramaticness that will happen if this is ever found...by...someone...that will...hurt me...o_o;;;
Author: Immirtal Z bomie
Disclaimer: I do not own Lord of the Rings, nor any of the characters mentioned in this fan fic. This is merely a work of fiction, and does not claim to be associated with J.R.R.Tolkien in any way shape or form. O; SO PLEASE DON'T SUE MEEEE!!
Warnings: Slashyness...and...VERY overly dramatic-ness. ...If you have a Frodo screen name in Yahoo, you're not allowed to read this. ...for my own protection agianst an overly dramatic hobbit (oh god, i know i'm going to die XDD!!lmao..)
Author's Note: If you have a Frodo screen name in Yahoo, do not read this. _ if you do, you'll only be really pissed off at a certian person. XDDD lmao...*gets really scared to actually put this up on ff.net now* ai eru..XDDD
Frodo. The most dramatic Hobbit of them all. Be forewarned about dealing with this delicate Hobbity, indeed. One wrong word will set him off, yelling at you, then he'll start to cry. Then sob. And run away. When paired with an equally dramatic Play-Elf Cover Boy, it can end up to be very drastic. Dramatically Drastic. Let's take a look at an example of this "Drammaticlly Drastic"ness
"It can't be! IT JUST CAN'T BE!" Frodo wailed out at the elf. Legolas feel to his knees infront of the halfling, "What cannot be?" he asked the small one.
"YOU DON'T LOVE ME! You belong with ARAGORN! He can take care of you better that *I* can!" Frodo exclaimed, the turned from the confused elf before him and ran away, sobbing uncontrollably. Legolas quickly lept to his feet and ran to the Hobbit and stopped him by the shoulder, dropping to his knees agian, stears streaming his fair face. "NO! No Frodo, I love YOU! And ONLY you!" The Play-Elf cover boy sobbed out. Frodo flung himself forward to cling to the sobbing elf, "LEGOLAS! I'm sorry Legolas! Forgive me!" Frodo cried out. "No, my love, *I* am sorry!" Legolas wailed out. They then proceeded to snog for the rest of the night.
Well then...wasn't...that...sappy? Yes, lovely, i think that's enough dramatic Frodo for now. Now if you will excuse me I either need to either cackle or go hide under a random Gondorian's shield looking for protection from the on-comming Dramaticness that will happen if this is ever found...by...someone...that will...hurt me...o_o;;;
