Play-Elf Cover Boy.
Author: Immirtal Z bomie
Disclaimer: I do not own Lord of the Rings, nor any of the characters mentioned in this fan fic. This is merely a work of fiction, and does not claim to be associated with J.R.R.Tolkien in any way shape or form. O; SO PLEASE DON'T SUE MEEEE!!
Warnings: Slashy-ness, dramatic Frodo scene (agian, if you have a Frodo Yahoo screen name don't read this chapter, PLEASE)
Author's Note: DON'T read this if you have a Frodo screen name in yahoo..~_~ don't ask why, I have my reasons. Very. Very good reasons. Now, if you want me to live please obey this command. O;; sorry to all you Frodo's you there that MAY want to read this (for some st00pid reason, go find a better fic to read *sulks*) and...yes...enough babbling..o_o must continue with the OTHER babbling...ness...
Published thoughout Middle Earth, to lonley men and women everywhere, is Imladris LTD's very own Play-Elf magazine. From cover to cover, this magazine is chock full of pictures and atricles about pretty sexy male elves all over Rivendell, Mirkwood, and Lorien. Their main subject though is mostly he sexy, pretty, Prince of Mirkwood, Legolas Greenleaf. On the cover of every issue is this yummy elf, posing and spread across the page. All of the fellowship know of it (accept for a dramatically dense Frodo) and seem to have no problem with it. Everywhere that Legolas goes, he always flaunts his sexy pretty Play-Elf cover boy-ish-ness. Of course he gets paid more for doing so, and if ya' got it, flaunt it, as they say. Not sure who "they" are. Probably the owners of the magazine, Elrond and Thranduil.
I know that calling Aragorn a man-whote and not Legolas is completely unfair. but look at it this way - first of all, he's an Elf not a Man. Second of all...he's gone beyond the whole 'whore' title. He is what he is. A Play-Elf cover Boy. And he's damn proud of that fact. and the fact that he has sexy thighs. Really sexy thighs.
Of course Frodo knows nothing of this, not because it's being kept from him, but because he is dense. although it would probably be a good idea to keep that fact from him...the outcome could be destructive. Dramatically destructive. I can just imagine it now...
"LEGOLAS!! LEGOLAS HOW COULE YOU?!" Frodo screamed out, then turned from the dramatically stunned elf and ran off sobbing. Legolas ran after him, tried to apologize dramatically, sobbed, they made up and snogged.
But Frodo'd just keep on bringing it up, sobbing, and crying and running away every give minutes. So...best to just keep it from him..Yup. Good idea. Very. Good idea.
Author: Immirtal Z bomie
Disclaimer: I do not own Lord of the Rings, nor any of the characters mentioned in this fan fic. This is merely a work of fiction, and does not claim to be associated with J.R.R.Tolkien in any way shape or form. O; SO PLEASE DON'T SUE MEEEE!!
Warnings: Slashy-ness, dramatic Frodo scene (agian, if you have a Frodo Yahoo screen name don't read this chapter, PLEASE)
Author's Note: DON'T read this if you have a Frodo screen name in yahoo..~_~ don't ask why, I have my reasons. Very. Very good reasons. Now, if you want me to live please obey this command. O;; sorry to all you Frodo's you there that MAY want to read this (for some st00pid reason, go find a better fic to read *sulks*) and...yes...enough babbling..o_o must continue with the OTHER babbling...ness...
Published thoughout Middle Earth, to lonley men and women everywhere, is Imladris LTD's very own Play-Elf magazine. From cover to cover, this magazine is chock full of pictures and atricles about pretty sexy male elves all over Rivendell, Mirkwood, and Lorien. Their main subject though is mostly he sexy, pretty, Prince of Mirkwood, Legolas Greenleaf. On the cover of every issue is this yummy elf, posing and spread across the page. All of the fellowship know of it (accept for a dramatically dense Frodo) and seem to have no problem with it. Everywhere that Legolas goes, he always flaunts his sexy pretty Play-Elf cover boy-ish-ness. Of course he gets paid more for doing so, and if ya' got it, flaunt it, as they say. Not sure who "they" are. Probably the owners of the magazine, Elrond and Thranduil.
I know that calling Aragorn a man-whote and not Legolas is completely unfair. but look at it this way - first of all, he's an Elf not a Man. Second of all...he's gone beyond the whole 'whore' title. He is what he is. A Play-Elf cover Boy. And he's damn proud of that fact. and the fact that he has sexy thighs. Really sexy thighs.
Of course Frodo knows nothing of this, not because it's being kept from him, but because he is dense. although it would probably be a good idea to keep that fact from him...the outcome could be destructive. Dramatically destructive. I can just imagine it now...
"LEGOLAS!! LEGOLAS HOW COULE YOU?!" Frodo screamed out, then turned from the dramatically stunned elf and ran off sobbing. Legolas ran after him, tried to apologize dramatically, sobbed, they made up and snogged.
But Frodo'd just keep on bringing it up, sobbing, and crying and running away every give minutes. So...best to just keep it from him..Yup. Good idea. Very. Good idea.
