Mickey's Ideas The Reptile Room For the Unfortunate Event Film Trailers.

Director - Barry Sonnefield
Starring - Jim Carrey
By - Dreamworks
Main Song - Hedwigs Theme
Title - The Reptile Room
Genre - Horror / Drama

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SWIRL INTO VIEW IN ACID GREEN PRINT.

NARRARATOR - The Baudelaire parents died in a house fire.....

NARRARATOR - ...... leaving their children and fortune behind -

NARRARATOR - Now their children ...

NARRARATOR - .... are off to live with a new guardien .

VIOLET- Mr.Poe, who is our new guardien ?

MR.POE - His name is Montgomery Montgomery. He's a scientist of some sort.

KLAUS - * snorts quietly *

MR.POE - ( ignores Klaus.) His assistant left a few weeks ago, so I'm sure he needs all the help he can get.

VIOLET - What sort of science are you interested in Uncle Monty?

UNCLE MONTY - I study herpetology, the study of -

UNCLE MONTY - SNAKES!

KLAUS - Amazing!

VIOLET - Interesting !

UNCLE MONTY - I want to let you know, that no harm can come to you in the Reptile Room.

NARRARATOR - The Baudelaires were safe here...

NARRARATOR - Or so they thought.

NARRARATOR - Count Olaf had found them.

STEPHANO ( C.O ) - You three are in a house full of snakes - it 's an accident waiting to happen -

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VIOLET - We're safe here.

STEPHANO ( C.O ) - I wouldn't be so sure. Accidents happen ALL THE TIME .

NARRARATOR - And he was right.

KLAUS - Uncle Monty? Uncle Monty ?!?

SUNNY - Monty?

VIOLET - Uncle Monty, where are you?

VIOLET - * screams *

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SWIRL INTO VIEW IN ACID GREEN PRINT.

THE END.

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A PREVIEW OF THE WIDE WINDOW.

VIOLET - Hello?

CAPTAIN SHAM - Is this Josephine Anwhistle?

VIOLET - No, this is Violet Baudelaire. May I help you?

CAPTAIN SHAM - Put the old woman on the phone orphan!

VIOLET - I- I'm sorry. Y-you must have the wrong number .

CAPTAIN SHAM - Don't play with me , you wretched girl -