The Wide Window
THE DREAMWORKS LOGO APPEARS
HEDWIGS THEME SLOWLY STARTS. THE SCREEN IS BLACK, AND THEN THE WORDS APPEAR IN OCEAN BLUE.
NARRARATOR - The town of Lake Lachrymose is as safe as the privacy of your own home.
SEE VIOLET WALKING IN THE SUPERMARKET THEN BUMP INTO SOMEONE.
VIOLET - Oops, I'm so sor-
VIOLET LOOKS UP AND GASPS .
MALE VOICE - Are you alright?
NARRARATOR - Or so they hoped.
SEE A FLASH OF THE BAUDELAIRE ORPHANS ON DAMOCLES DOCK.
MR.POE - * coughs * Your new guardian is Josephiine Anwhistle. She apologizes for not meeting you here, but she's afraid of the dock.
THE BAUDELAIRES EXCHANGE NERVOUS GLANCES.
KLAUS - I wonder if Aunt Josephine will be a good guardian ?
VIOLET - Can she possibly be worse than Count Olaf?
THE WORDS ( STARRING JIM CARREY ) APPEAR IN OCEAN BLUE PRINT.
SEE THE BAUDELIRES AND THEIR NEW GUARDIAN AT THE KITCHEN TABLE.
AUNT JOESEPHINE - Here's your soup.
KLAUS - Ugh, its cold!
AUNT JOSEPHINE - Yes, I know I'm afraid of the stove. Truhfully , the only thing I'm not afraid of is grammar.
NARRARATOR - But grammar wasn't enough.
(WE HEAR A BIG BANG OF THUNDER FOLLLOWED INSTANTLY BY LIGHTNING. )
(WE CUT BACK TO THE SEECENE IN THE SUPER MARKET. )
MALE WOICE - Are you lost?
VIOLET - N-no , I-I'll just go -
(WE SEE KLAUS, SUNNY AND JOSEPHINE COME UP BEHIND VIOLET. KLAUS AND SUNNY GASP.)
NARRARATOR - Count Olaf ad found them yet again.
(WE HEAR THUNDER AND LIGHTNING AGAIN. THE SOUND GETS LOUDER AND LOUDER. )
VIOLET - Aunt Josephine! Aunt Josephine!
KLAUS - Aunt Joephine?
SUNNY - Josephine!
(WE HEAR GLASS SHATTERING. THEN WE SEE VIOLET, KLAUS AND SUNNY RUNNING INTO THE KITCHEN. KLAUSPICKS UP A NOTE ON THE COUNTER. )
KLAUS - * reading a note *
Dear Violet, Klaus and Sunny ,
By the time you read this note, my life will be at it's end.
(KLAUS LOOKS UP HIS EYES FILLED WITH TEARS. )
VIOLET - Oh no.
(THE MUSIC QUICKENS. WE CUT TO A SCENE WITH KLAUS IN AUNT JOSEPHINE'S LIBRARAY. VIOLET AND SUNNY BURST IN.)
VIOLET - Did you find out anything ?
KLAUS - * grins * Curdled Cave.
SUNNY - Curdled what?
NARRARATOR - The journey continues ...
(SEE THE BAUDELAIRES IN TH ESAILBOAT ; VIOLET PULLING ON A ROPE ; KLAUS READING AN ATLAS AND SUNNY MOVING THE BOAT TILLER.)
NARRARATOR - ... as the Baudelaires search for a life full of happiness and peace.
(MUSIC SLOWLY STOPS. WE HEAR THE TELEPHONE RINGING. WE SEE VIOLET WALK UP TO THE PHONE AND PICK IT UP. )
VIOLET - Hello ?
CAPTAIN SHAM - Is this Josephine Anwhistle?
VIOLET - No, this is Violet Baudelaire. May I help you?
CAPTAIN SHAM - Put the old woman on the phone orphan!
SEE VIOLET LOOK TERRIFIED.
VIOLET - I-I'm sorry. Y-you must h-have the wrong number.
CAPTAIN SHAM - Dont play with me, you wrethched girl -
(THE SCREEN GOES BLACK. WE HEAR THE DISTANT SOUND OF A TELEPHONE LINE.
THEN THE WORDS ( LIVE THE JOURNEY WINTER 2004 ) SWIRL INTO VIEW IN OCEAN BLUE. )
A PREVIEW OF THE MISERABLE MILL
WE SEE THE BAUDELAIRE ORPHANS WALK UP TO THE GATE OF LUCKY SMELLS LUMBERMILL. ( LUCKY SMELLS LUMBERMILL ) IS WRITTEN IN CHEWED UP GUM.
KLAUS - No , it can't be - Violet look.
VIOLET - I know, its written in chewed up gum.
KLAUS - No, look .
THE CAMERA SLOWLY GOES UP A NEARBY BUILDING WHICH IS THE EXACT SAME SHAPE, AND COLOR AS COUNT OLAF'S TATTOO.
ALL 3 BAUDELAIRES - * gasp *
THE DREAMWORKS LOGO APPEARS
HEDWIGS THEME SLOWLY STARTS. THE SCREEN IS BLACK, AND THEN THE WORDS APPEAR IN OCEAN BLUE.
NARRARATOR - The town of Lake Lachrymose is as safe as the privacy of your own home.
SEE VIOLET WALKING IN THE SUPERMARKET THEN BUMP INTO SOMEONE.
VIOLET - Oops, I'm so sor-
VIOLET LOOKS UP AND GASPS .
MALE VOICE - Are you alright?
NARRARATOR - Or so they hoped.
SEE A FLASH OF THE BAUDELAIRE ORPHANS ON DAMOCLES DOCK.
MR.POE - * coughs * Your new guardian is Josephiine Anwhistle. She apologizes for not meeting you here, but she's afraid of the dock.
THE BAUDELAIRES EXCHANGE NERVOUS GLANCES.
KLAUS - I wonder if Aunt Josephine will be a good guardian ?
VIOLET - Can she possibly be worse than Count Olaf?
THE WORDS ( STARRING JIM CARREY ) APPEAR IN OCEAN BLUE PRINT.
SEE THE BAUDELIRES AND THEIR NEW GUARDIAN AT THE KITCHEN TABLE.
AUNT JOESEPHINE - Here's your soup.
KLAUS - Ugh, its cold!
AUNT JOSEPHINE - Yes, I know I'm afraid of the stove. Truhfully , the only thing I'm not afraid of is grammar.
NARRARATOR - But grammar wasn't enough.
(WE HEAR A BIG BANG OF THUNDER FOLLLOWED INSTANTLY BY LIGHTNING. )
(WE CUT BACK TO THE SEECENE IN THE SUPER MARKET. )
MALE WOICE - Are you lost?
VIOLET - N-no , I-I'll just go -
(WE SEE KLAUS, SUNNY AND JOSEPHINE COME UP BEHIND VIOLET. KLAUS AND SUNNY GASP.)
NARRARATOR - Count Olaf ad found them yet again.
(WE HEAR THUNDER AND LIGHTNING AGAIN. THE SOUND GETS LOUDER AND LOUDER. )
VIOLET - Aunt Josephine! Aunt Josephine!
KLAUS - Aunt Joephine?
SUNNY - Josephine!
(WE HEAR GLASS SHATTERING. THEN WE SEE VIOLET, KLAUS AND SUNNY RUNNING INTO THE KITCHEN. KLAUSPICKS UP A NOTE ON THE COUNTER. )
KLAUS - * reading a note *
Dear Violet, Klaus and Sunny ,
By the time you read this note, my life will be at it's end.
(KLAUS LOOKS UP HIS EYES FILLED WITH TEARS. )
VIOLET - Oh no.
(THE MUSIC QUICKENS. WE CUT TO A SCENE WITH KLAUS IN AUNT JOSEPHINE'S LIBRARAY. VIOLET AND SUNNY BURST IN.)
VIOLET - Did you find out anything ?
KLAUS - * grins * Curdled Cave.
SUNNY - Curdled what?
NARRARATOR - The journey continues ...
(SEE THE BAUDELAIRES IN TH ESAILBOAT ; VIOLET PULLING ON A ROPE ; KLAUS READING AN ATLAS AND SUNNY MOVING THE BOAT TILLER.)
NARRARATOR - ... as the Baudelaires search for a life full of happiness and peace.
(MUSIC SLOWLY STOPS. WE HEAR THE TELEPHONE RINGING. WE SEE VIOLET WALK UP TO THE PHONE AND PICK IT UP. )
VIOLET - Hello ?
CAPTAIN SHAM - Is this Josephine Anwhistle?
VIOLET - No, this is Violet Baudelaire. May I help you?
CAPTAIN SHAM - Put the old woman on the phone orphan!
SEE VIOLET LOOK TERRIFIED.
VIOLET - I-I'm sorry. Y-you must h-have the wrong number.
CAPTAIN SHAM - Dont play with me, you wrethched girl -
(THE SCREEN GOES BLACK. WE HEAR THE DISTANT SOUND OF A TELEPHONE LINE.
THEN THE WORDS ( LIVE THE JOURNEY WINTER 2004 ) SWIRL INTO VIEW IN OCEAN BLUE. )
A PREVIEW OF THE MISERABLE MILL
WE SEE THE BAUDELAIRE ORPHANS WALK UP TO THE GATE OF LUCKY SMELLS LUMBERMILL. ( LUCKY SMELLS LUMBERMILL ) IS WRITTEN IN CHEWED UP GUM.
KLAUS - No , it can't be - Violet look.
VIOLET - I know, its written in chewed up gum.
KLAUS - No, look .
THE CAMERA SLOWLY GOES UP A NEARBY BUILDING WHICH IS THE EXACT SAME SHAPE, AND COLOR AS COUNT OLAF'S TATTOO.
ALL 3 BAUDELAIRES - * gasp *
