Simpsons: New Generations (of Mobsters)
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by Horrorhead (Michael Kim)

(c) 2003
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Also based on stories about the famous korean mobster/politician
Kim Doo Han and the korean Drama "Age of Gangs" (Ya-in-shi-dae).
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Simpsons: New Generations (of Mobsters)

CHAPTER 1
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A few years ago, the civil war between Springfield and Shelbyville has just
ended. The famous General Homer Simpson led Springfield to victory. They
became a big part from Springfield back what was one of the most important
parts of the whole town. It was the whole West Springfield.
Seymour Skinner, is the current owner of the part. He is the boss of a
very big Yakuza Group. He associates with Fat Tony, famous mobster and the
Boss of whole Springfield.
Homer Simpson just died one year after the war. He was poisoned by some former
soldiers from Shelbyville. It was a big tragedy for whole Springfield.
He also had two daughters and one son. The two daughters moved to another city
to a rich family and his son....

The son was probaly completely forgotten. So he had no one and became homeless
quickly after his dead. He spend many years under the bridge along with
some friends who were also homeless. He was the "Boss" of all the homeless
boys. He defeated all the enemies who were also homeless and tried take them
over under the bridge.
He also gets well respected by many citizen. But none of the Gangs of mobsters
really knows him.

It was early in the morning. Bart woke up first and shouted "Good Morning, Everyone!"
Nobody was awake except his best friend Milhouse. "Wake up or you all have to feel
my fist in your face!" said Bart and everyone was awake.
"GOOD MORNING, BOSS!" They all said. "What did you say? Louder, please if you can!"
said Bart, a little bit angry. "GOOD MORNING, BOSS!!!!" They all screamed as loud
they could do and saluted to him.
"Hey! We are not in military, guys." said Milhouse and looked afraid. Bart gave to
him one deadly eye. "Eh...Whatever! Do whatever you want, guys!" said Milhouse quietly
and walked off.

All the homeless boys, were jogging around under the bridge.
"Very good! You! A little bit faster, please." said Richard, the third boss of the homeless boys
after Bart and Milhouse. Bart and Milhouse watched how well all the boys were
jogging. It was about 30 boys, most of them lost their family in the civil war.
"You will be a Boss of mobsters or a president someday, Bart." said Milhouse to Bart
respectfully. "Thanks... But i'm too lazy." responded Bart. Both were laughing out loud.

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Fat Tony, the Boss of whole Springfield was sitting on his desk and thinked
about something. He really looked confused.
"What is wrong, Sir?" asked Legs, his assistent. "Eh...Nothing special. Do you
think that there are stronger fighters in Springfield than me?" said Fat Tony and
looked pretty confused. "Of course not, Sir! No one is stronger than you, I said no one..."
said Legs as he was looking outside the windows and saw Bart Simpson.

The door is knocking on his office. "Come in, it's open." Louie, the right hand of
Fat Tony, opens the door. Gil and Akira, two members of Skinner's Yakuza Group
came in. "Oh! You two guys are from the Yakuza Group from West Springfield, right?"
said Tony proud. "Yes, Sir. I'm Akira, The Bodyguard of Skinner-oyabong and this
is Gil, the secretary of him..." Gil smiled and sweated a little bit. He was a little bit
scared to meet Fat Tony, the strongest fighter in Springfield.
Fat Tony layed his hand on their shoulders and said: "You guys really look strong.
But Mr.Akira, You're the Bodyguard of Skinner. What are you waiting for?
Anything can be happen to him now! Go! Go!"
"Aaaah! You're right, Tony-oyabong. Let's go, Gil!" screamed Akira and left
the office along with Gil.
After all that, Fat Tony, Legs, and Louie cried because of too much laughing.
"That was really a nice one, Sir!" told Louie to Tony.
Gil came back quickly. "I'm sorry but we forgot to tell you that you were invited by
Skinner-oyabong for a dinner in the Japanese Restaraunt, Tony-oyabong! We'll pick you
up at 7:30 P.M. Is that time okay?"
"Yeah, Yeah. That's a good time. I didn't eat sushi since long time..." responded
Tony. "OK! Then we'll see you later, Tony-oyabong!" Gil bowed to Tony shortly and
went out.

Fat Tony was a pretty kind and witty man despite being the Boss and Strongest fighter
of whole Springfield. It wasn't unusual for all the members of the Gang but for all the
other people.

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Kent Brockman was sitting with his Bodyguard Rod Flanders in a Cafe. It was pretty empty
and quiet there. There were some quiet classical music in the background. "The music is boring,
Isn't it, Rod?" said Brockman very bored. "Yes, Sir. I can fall asleep with this music."
Rod took a sip from the tea. "Ah, well, where is Ralph Wiggum?" asked Brockman.
Ralph Wiggum was also a member of the Gang. "I think he went off to buy some chocolate cakes."
answered Rod with a laughter. "What? Again? How many chocolate cakes does he eat in a day?"
Kent Brockman shook his head and took a sip from the coffee. He worried about Ralph's weight.
"I think about 3! I can't even eat one at all." said Rod and smirked a little bit.
"Oh My God! He's no human-being. How heavy is he now?" Kent shook his head once again.
"I think about 80 kilos." Rod laughed. "How much is that in pounds, Rod?" asked Brockman.
:"Hmm... I guess 175 pounds or so." Rod wasn't very sure.
"Well, how are your arms doing? I heard you were injured in a boxing exercise." Brockman
looked a little bit afraid to Rod.
"Well, i'm doing fine now. It was also about a week ago. The one who broke my arms apologizes to
me everytime we meet. I think he is really fearin' me. I really don't know why. I thought i'm
friendly and i'm christian." said Rod to his Boss.
"But you're probaly in my gang. And you're feared and well respected fighter in the Gangs scene
in Springfield." said Brockman to Rod and gave him a respectful expression.

Kent Brockman and Rod Flanders were very close. Rod became Brockman's Bodyguard as he was 18.
He was currently 23 years old. His father was missing in the civil war between Springfield and
Shelbyville. He was a great soldier but he never wanted to fight and wanted peace.
So everyone thought, he died easily. But he could be still alive 'cause he's only missed.
His mother died about 10 years ago and his brother is missed since he became Brockman's bodyguard.
He probaly lost his whole family.

Kent Brockman, is a former Reporter. He got fired because he involved in too many fights and brawls.
And as they all knew he was a mobster. He is a pretty good fighter despite his age.
He dislikes Fat Tony and his Gang because they associated with Skinner's Yakuza Group. And he
really hates the Yakuza Group. So he didn't want to be in Fat Tony's Gang anymore and left
with several other members including Rod and Ralph. Brockman started a new gang in Evergreen Terrace.
It's a big part of Springfield were more poor people lived than the rich.
The Gang of Evergreen was maybe the third strongest after Fat Tony's Gang and the Yakuza Group at
that time.

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Bart and Milhouse were walking around in the Jebediah Springfield Park and begged for some money.
Some people gave them a few cents and most of the people who were there ignored them.
"Excuse me, Sir. You may have a few cents for us?" asked Bart with a innoncent voice. "No!
And i would never give money to guys like you!" said the man angry and walked off.
"He must be a little bit insane..." mocked Milhouse.

Rod Flanders, Ralph Wiggum, and their Boss Kent Brockman came to the Jebediah Springfield Park.
"So Guys, I'm gonna go back to my office, i'll give you all 50 bucks. Have fun here!" said Kent
Brockman. "Thank you, Sir!" Rod and Ralph bowed to their Boss Brockman.

"Hey, Did you see that, Bart?" whispered Milhouse to Bart. "Heh? What?" Bart didn't know what he
was suddenly talking about. "The two guys there! Both of them just got 50 bucks from their boss..."
Milhouse really wanted the money from them. "Oh! Really? Then let's go there." said Bart easily.
"Hey! But they kinda look like some mobsters. The one guy there is really damn tall and the other one
is damn fat." said Milhouse and looked afraid. "Whatever! You get the money from the damn fat guy and
i'll get it from the damn tall guy. OK?" said Bart to Milhouse and gave him an half-smile.
"OK, OK, Then let's go." responded Milhouse. He looked very scared.

Bart and Milhouse were going to Rod and Ralph. "Ah, Look at there, Rod. They really look rich!"
"Are you stupid ? They're two homeless guys!" said Rod.
"Hey, Dude. You've got some money for us. We didn't eat since days!" begged Milhouse to Ralph.
Ralph took a ten dollar bill out of his pocket and gave it to Milhouse "Buy some chocolate cakes with it."
Rod took away the ten dollar bill from Milhouse's hand "You guys can't do nothing with that. So better
give it back to us!" Milhouse and Bart were surprised.

"Hey! That's my..." Milhouse really looked angry to Rod and tried to punch him into the face.
But Rod ducked down easily. Rod was a excellent boxer. Bart was looking excited to them.
Milhouse tried once again to punch him but missed again.
Rod Flanders was looking annoyed now. He jabbed into Milhouse face multiple times so he bleedied.
"Better even don't try to punch me..." said Rod quietly. "Can i have my ten dollar back? I'm so
hungry now, Rod!" asked Ralph and smiled. "Well, i'm hungry, too. Let's go and get some chicken."
answered Rod friendly to Ralph. They both walked away.

"Hey you all! Where are you going?" said Bart to them who were about to go to Shakespeare Fried Chicken.
Milhouse's face was covered with blood and he breathed slowly. Bart layed his arm around his shoulder.
"You, You injured my best friend, guys. And i can't forgive you..." said he with full courage.
"He will never forgives us, Rod. I'd better apologize to him." said Ralph and looked pretty dumb.
"What? Why should i say sorry to him if he'll not forgive." Rod cracked his knuckles.
Bart was standing at his fighting stance. Milhouse looked to him worried.

Rod jumped and tried to kick Bart. But he missed and fell down into the ground. He got up quickly.
Bart slapped his face multiple times. Rod's face was very red now. He ran to Bart and hammered his fist
against the stomach of Bart. Blood came out of Bart's mouth. Then Rod kicked on his shins so he fell
down.

"Nice match, Rod." congratulated Ralph and applaused. "He wasn't an easy oppenent like the guy
with red glasses and blue hair." said Rod.

"Hey! It isn't over, Tall guy!" Bart got up slowly and gave him a evil smile.
"Oh My God ! Oh My God. You're making me really angry." Rod seemed to be really angry.

Rod tried to jab but Bart could counter it all. "Dammit!" shouted Rod very loud. Many citizens
were standing and watched them fighting. Bart jumped and kicked Rod into the face. His nose was
bleeding. He tried to get up but fell down into the ground. He was knocked out.

"You did, Bart! You did it!" cheered Milhouse and jumped around everywhere. Everyone was looking
at him. "Eh, Sorry!"
"Ay Caramba! I never thought i was so strong." said Bart happy. "You're awesome! Wow! I'll never
forget this." cheered Milhouse and looked very proud with his bloody face. Ralph was looking worried
and helped Rod getting up. "You did a nice job, Rod. I'll fight against him now."
"Wha...wh...what? You against him? He defeated me. And you can do only some Judo! That's self-destruction!"
said Rod in full pain. "Don't worry! I'll try it." said Ralph and fell down into the ground, few seconds
later."He's really crazy." thought Rod.

"Hey, Spikey hair. I want to fight against you!" said Ralph to Bart loud. "Well, that's OK. But... But
why are you laying on the ground?" laughed Bart. "Oh, I forgot. Thank you." Ralph got up and did his
Judo fighting stance. "He's really mad!" thought Rod.

The fight beginned. Bart punched easily on Ralph's stomach. Then he kicked against his ribs.
"He will be more injured than me." thought Rod and didn't want to see the fight anymore.
Ralph suddenly kicked on Bart's shins and punched him into the nose. Bart's nose began to bleed.
Ralph executed a judo-throw on Bart. Bart crushed far away into the ground. "Uh, What the hell.
I never thought he could to this." Rod smiled a little bit.
Ralph picked Bart up and tried to execute another judo-throw on him but he couldn't. Bart
smashed his fist against the forehead of Ralph and knocked him out.

"Oh No!" shouted Rod and also fell down into the ground without any strength.
"You did, Bart! You won against both of them!" cheered Milhouse and jumped around again.
Everyone was looking at him. "Eh,eeeeh...Sorry!"

A man with green clothes came to Bart. It was Lenny. "Congratulations, Young man. The two men were
members from the Gang of Evergreen Terrace! You're the future Boss of Springfield!" Bart and Milhouse were shocked.
"Oh My God. I won against two mobsters. Two damn mobsters. I can't believe this. That's incredible."
thought Bart Simpson.

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Rod Flanders and Ralph Wiggum were in the hospital. They really looked weak and confused.
Their Boss Kent Brockman couldn't believe it. "Wasn't it really Fat Tony?" asked he for the tenth time
to them. "No, Sir. It was just some homeless boy." answered Rod to him. "Stop joking, Rod! That's
impossible! You two are great fighters!" said Brockman loud and clear.

"Well, where did you meet that guy?" asked Kent Brockman. "In the Jebediah Springfield Park."
responded Ralph pretty quiet. "Oh no. That's impossible. Beaten up by one homeless guy in Jebediah Springfield
Park!" Brockman was totally stressed. "We're so sorry, Sir." said Rod and Ralph to their Boss Brockman.
"That's OK! Bring the boy next time in my office. You understand?" Kent Brockman sweated and couldn't believe
this tragedy. "Yes, Sir!" shouted Rod Flanders and Ralph Wiggum.
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