THE AUSTERE ACADEMY
THE DREAMWORKS LOGO APPEARS.
THE SCREEN IS BLACK THEN THE WORDS A BARRY SONNEFIELD FILM APPEAR IN PLUM PURPLE ON A STONE ARCHWAY AS HEDWIGS THEME SLOWLY STARTS .
A PICTURE OF A SCHOOL THAT REALLY LOOKS LIKE A GRAVEYARD COMES INTO VIEW WITH A STONE ARCHWAY THAT READS ' MEMENTO MORI '
VIOLET - * whispers to Klaus * What does Memento Mori mean?
KLAUS - If I'm not mistaken, its in Latin. If it means what I think it means its a surely strange motto, especially for a school.
VIOLET - Well, what?
KLAUS - It means - It means ' Remember you will die . '
VIOLET - * says softly * Remember you will die .
NARRARATOR - Its more misfortune for the Baudelaires -
VICE .P NERO - Welcome to Prufrock Prepararatory School. Instead of staying in the dorm -
A FLASH OF A BEAUTIFUL CIRCULAR ROOM WITH FOUR POSTER BEDS APPEARS.
VICE P. NERO - You will be staying in the orphans shack .
A FLASH OF A HORRIBLE ROOM WITH BALES OF HAY FOR BEDS, FUNGUS ON THE CEILING AND CLICKING ANNOYING CRABS APPEAR.
A FLASH OF A BOY AND A GIRL WHO LOOK EXACTLY ALIKE APPEAR.
NARRARATOR - Well, the good news is they found friends, what they needed most -
BOY - I'm Duncan Quagmire.
GIRL - I'm Isadora .
NARRARATOR - But that doesn't mean their misfortune is over.
A FLASH OF A CREEPY, SNEAKY LOOKING MAN WITH A TRACK SUIT AND TURBAN APPEAR.
VIOLET - Count Olaf has found us again.
COACH GENGHIS ( C.O ) - I am your Coach Genghis. Orphans are great at running so you three may be useful to me.
THE FLASH OF THE BAUDELAIRE ORPHANS PAINTING THE LUMINOUS CIRCLE APPEAR.
COACH GENGHIS ( C. O ) - You three will take part in my S.O.R.E program which stands for Special Orphan Running Exercices .
A FLASH OF THE BAUDELAIRE ORPHANS RUNNING LAPS APPEAR.
KLAUS - * yawns * We've been running every night now for nine days straight and we havent found out Olaf's plan yet.
DUNCAN - We'll help you.
THE MUSIC QUICKENS. THE WORDS STARRING JIM CARREY APPEAR IN PLUM PURPLE ON THE STONE ARCHWAY.
WE SEE VIOLET FALL ASLEEP ON TOP OF HER NOTEBOOK, KLAUS ON HIS MATH BOOK AND SUNNY SLEEPING ON A KEYBOARD.
VIOLET - Dont you see? Genghis knew we'd get tired and flunk our classes! He's trying to homeschool us !
A FLASH OF A LONG BLACK CAR APPEARS, DRIVING OVER SPEED. KLAUS IS RUNNING AFTER THE CAR.
KLAUS - Duncan, Isadora !
ISADORA - Klaus, help us !
KLAUS - I'm trying , the car is going to fast !
DUNCAN - * in a tired , breathless voice * Klaus, listen to me ! Find V.F.D!
KLAUS - Don't worry , we will !
THE MUSIC GOES SLOWER . WE SEE THE BAUDELAIRES LOOKING UP AT THE ARCHWAY AGAIN.
VIOLET - Let's promise before we die we will solve the mystery of V.F.D
THE WORDS MEMENTO MORI MYSTERIOUSLY DISSAPEAR ON THE ARCHWAY AND THE WORDS SOME MYSTERIES JUST WON'T DIE APPEAR ON THE ARCHWAY IN SHINY SILVER.
ALL 3 BAUDELAIRES NOD IN AGREEMENT .
HEDWIGS THEME STOPS WITH A BIG BLAST. THEN THE WORDS A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS - THE AUSTERE ACADEMY APPEAR ON THE ARCHWAY IN PLUM PURPLE PRINT.
THEN THE WORDS SHARE THE MISERY WINTER 2005 APPEAR ON THE ARCHWAY IN PLUM PURPLE PRINT.
Hope you like it!
I shall now respond to your reviews :
katie janeway : You got Sunny, congrats!
The Farting Menace : No, what I was talking about was in real life. Sorry about that!
White She Devil : You got Esmé! Lol, great audition!
El - Nadador : I can't cast you as Violet yet, because she is a main character and I need more people to audition for her still before I can decide as she is a major role. Sorry!
thegeeky1 : Same thing as El - Nadador, and I need your UserID!
THE DREAMWORKS LOGO APPEARS.
THE SCREEN IS BLACK THEN THE WORDS A BARRY SONNEFIELD FILM APPEAR IN PLUM PURPLE ON A STONE ARCHWAY AS HEDWIGS THEME SLOWLY STARTS .
A PICTURE OF A SCHOOL THAT REALLY LOOKS LIKE A GRAVEYARD COMES INTO VIEW WITH A STONE ARCHWAY THAT READS ' MEMENTO MORI '
VIOLET - * whispers to Klaus * What does Memento Mori mean?
KLAUS - If I'm not mistaken, its in Latin. If it means what I think it means its a surely strange motto, especially for a school.
VIOLET - Well, what?
KLAUS - It means - It means ' Remember you will die . '
VIOLET - * says softly * Remember you will die .
NARRARATOR - Its more misfortune for the Baudelaires -
VICE .P NERO - Welcome to Prufrock Prepararatory School. Instead of staying in the dorm -
A FLASH OF A BEAUTIFUL CIRCULAR ROOM WITH FOUR POSTER BEDS APPEARS.
VICE P. NERO - You will be staying in the orphans shack .
A FLASH OF A HORRIBLE ROOM WITH BALES OF HAY FOR BEDS, FUNGUS ON THE CEILING AND CLICKING ANNOYING CRABS APPEAR.
A FLASH OF A BOY AND A GIRL WHO LOOK EXACTLY ALIKE APPEAR.
NARRARATOR - Well, the good news is they found friends, what they needed most -
BOY - I'm Duncan Quagmire.
GIRL - I'm Isadora .
NARRARATOR - But that doesn't mean their misfortune is over.
A FLASH OF A CREEPY, SNEAKY LOOKING MAN WITH A TRACK SUIT AND TURBAN APPEAR.
VIOLET - Count Olaf has found us again.
COACH GENGHIS ( C.O ) - I am your Coach Genghis. Orphans are great at running so you three may be useful to me.
THE FLASH OF THE BAUDELAIRE ORPHANS PAINTING THE LUMINOUS CIRCLE APPEAR.
COACH GENGHIS ( C. O ) - You three will take part in my S.O.R.E program which stands for Special Orphan Running Exercices .
A FLASH OF THE BAUDELAIRE ORPHANS RUNNING LAPS APPEAR.
KLAUS - * yawns * We've been running every night now for nine days straight and we havent found out Olaf's plan yet.
DUNCAN - We'll help you.
THE MUSIC QUICKENS. THE WORDS STARRING JIM CARREY APPEAR IN PLUM PURPLE ON THE STONE ARCHWAY.
WE SEE VIOLET FALL ASLEEP ON TOP OF HER NOTEBOOK, KLAUS ON HIS MATH BOOK AND SUNNY SLEEPING ON A KEYBOARD.
VIOLET - Dont you see? Genghis knew we'd get tired and flunk our classes! He's trying to homeschool us !
A FLASH OF A LONG BLACK CAR APPEARS, DRIVING OVER SPEED. KLAUS IS RUNNING AFTER THE CAR.
KLAUS - Duncan, Isadora !
ISADORA - Klaus, help us !
KLAUS - I'm trying , the car is going to fast !
DUNCAN - * in a tired , breathless voice * Klaus, listen to me ! Find V.F.D!
KLAUS - Don't worry , we will !
THE MUSIC GOES SLOWER . WE SEE THE BAUDELAIRES LOOKING UP AT THE ARCHWAY AGAIN.
VIOLET - Let's promise before we die we will solve the mystery of V.F.D
THE WORDS MEMENTO MORI MYSTERIOUSLY DISSAPEAR ON THE ARCHWAY AND THE WORDS SOME MYSTERIES JUST WON'T DIE APPEAR ON THE ARCHWAY IN SHINY SILVER.
ALL 3 BAUDELAIRES NOD IN AGREEMENT .
HEDWIGS THEME STOPS WITH A BIG BLAST. THEN THE WORDS A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS - THE AUSTERE ACADEMY APPEAR ON THE ARCHWAY IN PLUM PURPLE PRINT.
THEN THE WORDS SHARE THE MISERY WINTER 2005 APPEAR ON THE ARCHWAY IN PLUM PURPLE PRINT.
Hope you like it!
I shall now respond to your reviews :
katie janeway : You got Sunny, congrats!
The Farting Menace : No, what I was talking about was in real life. Sorry about that!
White She Devil : You got Esmé! Lol, great audition!
El - Nadador : I can't cast you as Violet yet, because she is a main character and I need more people to audition for her still before I can decide as she is a major role. Sorry!
thegeeky1 : Same thing as El - Nadador, and I need your UserID!
