Simpsons: New Generations (of Mobsters)
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by Horrorhead (Michael Kim)

(c) 2003
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Also based on stories about the famous korean mobster/politician
Kim Doo Han and the korean Drama "Age of Gangs" (Ya-in-shi-dae).
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Simpsons: New Generations (of Mobsters)

CHAPTER 3
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Bart, Richard, and Milhouse were in the hospital to visit Rod Flanders and Ralph Wiggum.

"Well, you've a visitor, Sir..." said Milhouse and Bart came in. Rod and Ralph were very shocked.
"Wh...what do you want ? We are not able to fight now." Bart looked pretty angry.
But his angry look turned into a smile. "Well, nice to meet you, guys. I just joined the Gang,
both of you are also in. I'm Bart Simpson."
Rod and Ralph couldn't believe this and they looked on eachother for a little moment.
"What? You? Have you already met Brockman-Oyabun?" asked Rod to Bart and stand up.
"Yeah. He was very nice to me. The only not good thing was that he tried to throw two
knives on me." said Bart. Rod and Ralph still couldn't believe this.
"Ah, Let me introduce... The guy with big nose is Milhouse and the guy with grey hair is
Richard." He introduced them to Rod and Ralph.
"Hi, I'm Milhouse Van Houten. You guys must know me from last time." said Milhouse and waved
to them.
"Hi, My name is Richard Simmons. Nice to meet you." said Richard and smiled.

"Well, we are bored to death here. Would you like to go out with us and have some beer?"
said Rod and took his casual clothes. Ralph was already dressed in his casual clothes.
"Why not? We never drinked beer in our life." said Milhouse very excited. Bart, Milhouse, and
Richard really never drinked alcohol even if they were already 21.
"Did you ask the doctor ?" said Richard worried.
"Whatever. We run away from here." said Ralph and took his hat on.
"Okay. But are you guys really alright?" asked Bart to them.
Rod and Ralph looked on eachother once again for a while.
"Yeeees. We are doing fine." said Rod and sweated a little bit. He took a deep breath.
"Are you also able to fight ?" asked Milhouse very excited to them.
"What? We have to fight?" said Ralph with a surprised voice and big eyes.
"No... Don't worry. I am there." smirked Bart.

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Fat Tony was sitting on the couch in his office and read the newspaper.
"Any good news in the newspaper, Sir?" asked Louie to him. Tony half-smiled.
"No, not really. Do you have any good news?" said Tony to him and threw the newspaper
into the trash can.
"Hmmm. Yes, It was found out who the guy was..." said Louie to him.
Fat Tony didn't know what he was talking about. "Which guy?"
"The guy who defeated Rod Flanders and Ralph Wiggum!" answered Louie.
Fat Tony was surprised. "Oh, Really? How's the guy? Is he kind? Any infos on him?"
Tony was really excited.
"Well, His name is Bart Simpson, Age is unknown, But i guess in between 18 and 22.
And he's the son of General Simpson." told Louie to his Boss.
"Son of General Simpson?" said Legs surprised and let his cigarrette fell down.
"General Simpson? I know him! I had a good contact to him as i was younger.
He really helped me a lot. But i only knew that he has two daughters!" said Tony.
"General Simpson, was the real man. He led Springfield to victory. He's a legend forever.
But how didn't we know that he has a son?" said the old Don Vitto DiMaggio.
He was the former head of all mobsters in Springfield. He's retired of the mobster scene
since long time because of his age. Fat Tony became a mobster through him.
"Well, that's really unbelievable. Maybe he also has leadership skills like his father to
led organizations." said Fat Tony. General Homer Simpson had really great leadership skills.
"He's the Boss of all the Homeless." said Louie and smiled.
"Well, that's pretty impressive, too. I want to meet him once." nodded Tony.

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Bart, Milhouse, and Richard were drinking along with Rod and Ralph in a good lookin Club.
There was also a band on the stage. They perfomed some jazz songs.
"The Beer tastes pretty good." said Milhouse and took a sip.
"Yeah. Great stuff..." agreed Bart and he took a sip directly from the bottle.
"And you, Richard?" asked Milhouse to him.
Richard was already totally drunken and felt asleep. He only drinked one half glass.
"He's already stoned?" laughed Ralph very loud.
"It seems that he can't drink." said Rod and shook his head. So did Ralph.
"Well, i enjoy drinking...." said Milhouse who also just became drunken.
"Hey waitress! 5 more bottles please." said Rod to the waitress.
"You really can drink more?" asked Bart to him surprised.
"Yeah. I can drink pretty good. But only since i became a mobster..." Rod responded
and took a big sip from the bottle.

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It was in early morning and it was very foggy. Akira and Gil were waiting for
the Reverend Lovejoy, who wants to work as the adviser for Skinner.
"Well, it's already 7:10 A.M. Skinner-Oyabun didn't sleep last night
and waited for him. And he's not coming!" said Gil very stressed.
"Heh, 10 or 15 minutes late is not that bad." said Akira and suddenly a car
stopped in the front of them. It was a very old black car.
A man with pink shirt and black pants came out of the car. "Hello. I'm Reverend Lovejoy."
said he. "Nice to meet you, We're the members of the Yakuza Group, Akira and Gil."
greeted Akira to him. Jessica Lovejoy and Helen Lovejoy came out of the car.
"Hi. I'm Jessica, The daughter of Rev.Lovejoy." said Jessica and waved to them.
Akira and Gil blushed. She was very beautiful and had long black silky hair.
"Glad to meet you." said Helen Lovejoy, She was the wife of Reverend Lovejoy.

"Well, we will bring you to Skinner Oyabun. Meanwhile the two ladies can go shopping in
West Springfield." said Gil. "But we don't have any money for shopping." said Jessica
to him. Akira gave to them plenty of ten dollar bills. "So is that enough for now?"
Jessica smiled "I think so. Thanks! We'll have fun." Akira blushed again.

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Bart was in the office of Brockman and weared some new clothes. "Wow! I look so clean."
he cheered by looking himself on the mirror. "Now you really look like a mobster." said
Rod and looked pretty happy. Bart weared a white tuxedo with red neckties. He also had
a white hat with black stripes.
"I hope your guys under the bridge will be not jealous of you." said Ralph and slapped
Bart on his shoulder. "Well, Thank you very much, Brockman-Oyabun." thanked Bart to
Kent Brockman. "Ah, No Problems. I can get clothes like without big problems for free."
said Brockman and everyone was looking at him. "Ah, Nothing. I mean cheaper, not for free."
he said and sweated a little bit.

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Jimbo Jones was drinking some beer in the club. He drank a lot, even if it was just
in the daytime. His friend, Kearney was sitting near him. He was the Boss of every school
he attended till he dropped out. The students are still supporting him sometimes.
"Ah...I'm so drunken now. Why is this world so boring?" said Jimbo and smashed the bottle
of the beer into pieces with his hand. Every guests of the club were looking at him.
Jimbo didn't mind and continued drinking. "Should I teach them all a lesson?" asked Kearney
to him and looked angry.
"That's OK. We don't need to start a brawl. I don't have any power now." said Jimbo, who
was really drunken and totally red. Both of them continued drinking and they started to sing
"Shoulder on Shoulder, That's what friends are for, Don't think of the things happened
yesterday, Don't worry and just forget it, Shoulder on Shoulder, We will run all around the world..."

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Akira, Gil, and Reverend Lovejoy, who will be the new adviser for Skinner went into
a small temple where Skinner stayed.
"Skinner-Oyabun. Reverend Timothy Lovejoy is here!" said Akira out loudly.
"OK. Come in..." responded Skinner. He was reading some illustrated novel.
Reverend Lovejoy came in the room. "Nice to meet you, Oyabun." He greeted and bowed to
Skinner, who will be his new boss. Then he sat down.
"Welcome aboard, Reverend Lovejoy." He greeted and smiled. "What are you reading?"
asked Lovejoy and Skinner fastly shoved the book under the table "Eh, that's nothing."
"Well, that must be really some interesting book, Oyabun." laughed Lovejoy.
"It was more boring than interesting..." responded Skinner to him and concentrated.
"Where is your wife and daughter?" He asked to Lovejoy. "Well, they went out shopping. It will
probaly take a long time because of Jessica." replied Lovejoy and smiled.
"Is she grown up a lot? I saw her about 5 years ago in the Church. I think she was still a
teenie at time." asked Skinner with an excited face expression. "Oh yeah. She looks very pretty now
and can do anything what she wants with men." Lovejoy replied a little bit proud.
"Do you want some tea, Reverend?" asked Skinner and grabbed the teapot off the table.
"Sure. I really like tea." responded Lovejoy. Skinner handed to him a cup and said
"Help yourself, Please."

"Hmmm... This green tea tastes good." said Lovejoy and enjoyed the tea. "Uh, yeah. It was made
by my wife." said Skinner very proud and took a sip from the tea.
"Ah, I didn't heard from her since long time. Is she still teacher?" asked Lovejoy to Skinner.
"Yes. Now in West Springfield Elementary. Ah, I haven't told you that i'm also the
new owner of the school." said Skinner with a smile.
"It seems like you're about to own the whole West Springfield." Reverend Lovejoy wondered.
"My group are leading the whole town. They are just few other competing clans. But they're too
small against us. Some members of our group must be currently fighting against one. The other clan
are trying to take over a mall of us." said Skinner to Lovejoy and looked a little bit afraid.

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Bart, Rod, and Ralph are coming out of a restaraunt. They just had their dinner.
"Uuh...I'm so full." moaned Ralph and took a look at his big stomach. Rod and Bart laughed out loud.
"That's not that bad..." said Rod and pointed Ralph's stomach. "But i want to lose weight!"
yelled Ralph loud. "Then do sports!" responded Rod to him. "I'm doing a lot!" Ralph said.
Suddenly ten big-looking guys who must be also mobsters appeared around them.
"What the... Who the hell are you?" said Ralph to them. "Shut Up, Fat Guy!" said one of the
unknown mobsters. "What did you say? You really want to..." tried Ralph to say but Bart stopped
him. Bart was going to the front "What do you want? Do you know who we are?".
"Yeah, yeah... You must be Bart Simpson from Brockman's Gang, Right?" said one of them and
smirked. "You know my name?" Bart was shocked. "Sure. From our Boss, Louie." said the guy and
slapped Bart into the face. "I can't hold on anymore. Come on!" said Rod angry and walked
to the guy. Bart lifted his right hand highly "That's OK. I will clean-up..."

4 men were standing around Bart and everyone had a different fighting stance. Bart used his
usual Ready-stance. One of them ran to him and tried to kick him but missed. Bart punched
him with the left hand on his neck. He knocked out on the ground.
Then two people ran to him with the fist. But Bart jumped and countered the attack. He
tried to spin-kick to one of them but missed. The one guy slapped him on the face with
full strength. "Should I help you?" asked Rod to Bart quietly. "No. That's OK. Step back
before you get hurt." Bart replied and smiled.
Bart blowed both of his fist against the stomach of the guy who slapped him. The guy, who was
dressed all purple fell down into the ground. Another guy, who weared a white t-shirt and
black jeans jumped to Bart. He kicked to him into the stomach. Bart fell down into the ground
and puked blood. "Are you alright, Bart?" asked Ralph worried to him. Bart didn't answer and
blowed his right fist against the nose of the guy who jump-kicked him. The guy's nose began to
bleed heavily. Bart ran to him and executed a backspin kick on his forehead. The guy knocked out
on the ground.

Jimbo Jones and Kearney, who were drunken appeared on the front. Jimbo clapped "Wow. Not bad!
The guys there must be beaten up. They're from Fat Tony."
Rod and Ralph bowed to him "Nice to see you, Mr.Jones." Jimbo smiled and said "Hello, Rod Flanders
and Ralph Wiggum. Why don't you greet Kearney?" Kearney had a shy expression.
"Hello, Mr.Kearney." Rod and Ralph greeted to him.
"Hey! Why are you calling them all Mister? They seems to be only few years older than us."
mocked Bart to Rod and Ralph. "Ehm... Mr. Jimbo Jones is the official second strongest fist in whole
Springfield... and Mr. Kearney seems to be his friend." said Rod to him.

Four of the guys who were members of Fat Tony's Gang poked on Jimbo "Jimbo Jones! We're gonna
break your neck for insulting our Oyabun!" They tried to attack him but missed.
"What? When did I insulted him? Are you all drunken?" laughed Jimbo and looked around.
He suddenly executed a very high judo-throw on one of them. Then he kicked two of the guys
into the stomach. "Don't mess with Jimbo Jones." said Kearney very though to them.
One of the guys attacked him from behind. Kearney turned around and executed a big headbutt
on the guy.

"What a headbutt!" thought Bart and was very excited. A few minutes later all the ten guys from
Tony's Gang were knocked out on the ground. "Well, See you later sometime, young man. Kearney
and me must go somewhere important..." said Jimbo to Bart. "Into the bar!" shouted Kearney.
Jimbo and Kearney walked off the place. Suddenly a police car appeared.
"Who did this to you all ?" asked Lou, a police officer to the heavily injured mobsters.
Someone wasn't knocked out yet and said "That was the guy... The guy with spikey hair!"
"Oh Shut Up or you will be knocked out completely." said Ralph angry to him.
Lou came to Bart and said "You are under arrest for brawling..." "What?" asked Bart and Rod.
"You are under arrest. Better come with us. Chief Wiggum don't like mobsters." said Lou
to them. "But the guys are mobsters too! They attacked us first." said Rod and tried to defend
Bart. "Whatever... They were quiet and you injured them all..." said one policemen.
"That's not fair!" screamed Ralph and tried to slap him but he was stopped by Lou.
"If you are hitting a policemen, You're arrested for at least one year including visits to
the torture chamber." said Lou to Ralph and half-smiled. Two policemen took Bart into the car.
Lou went into the car and the car went off. Rod and Ralph tried to follow the car but it went
off very fast. "Daaaamn !" cursed Ralph very loud and everyone looked at him.
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Jessica and her mother Helen were coming back from shopping. They had a lot of full bags stuffed
with new clothes and accesories. "We're back, Dad!" said Jessica proud and showed him her
new navy-blue skirt. "Oh, You used all the money for shopping?" Reverend Lovejoy was surprised.
"I didn't use any cent! Jessica used it all." said Helen to him a little bit jealous.
"Well, good that you came back quickly. You must be all hungry. Let's go to a restaraunt!"
said Lovejoy and clapped his hands. "Restaraunt? Woo-hoo!" cheered Jessica and Helen looked
jealous once again.

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Louie ran in to the office of Fat Tony. He sweated and breathed. "What happened, Louie?" asked
Fat Tony to him very surprised. "Oyabun! Ten guys of our gang are laying heavily injured
in the hospital!" said Louie very afraid. "Whaaat? Who the hell did that?" Tony said angry.
"The one who knew the name of the guy is still not awake and most of them said it was the Gang
of Kent Brockman!" responded Louie as fast as it can be to Tony.
"Why? Why Brockman? We supported him a lot. And we helped to get a new guy in his Gang."
said Fat Tony very stressed and smashed his fist against the desk.
"Maybe they don't like that we're associated with...with Skinner-Oyabun." said Louie.
"That can be true. But that isn't important at all now. Call some of the strongest guys of our
gang and let them be ready to attack Brockman's Gang tomorrow morning." said Tony to him.
"Yes, Sir!" said Louie and bowed to him.
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Bart was in the police office. Clancy Wiggum, Who was the chief walked around annoyed.
"I hate mobsters! Especially mobsters like you! From which gang are you coming from?" asked
Wiggum to Bart. "I don't wanna say...." replied Bart to him.
"You want to be get tortured for a while ?" said Wiggum with a very mean voice.
"Ha ha ha... You just look like someone from our gang!" laughed Bart to him.
"What? Ralph? He's my son. That means you're from Kent Brockman's Gang in Evergreen Terrace!"
said Wiggum with a loud voice.

TO BE CONTINUED
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- End of Chapter 3