"Well, I am Erin Neo. I was born in America, and I was raised there," Erin began.
"Wait," Ron called out, "Aren't you from Russia?"
"NO! Now let me finish. I soon found out that I was a wizard. I didn't like it. I don't know why. Anyway, I wanted to be a news reporter. I love cockroaches, and I want to marry Aaron Carter when I grow up."
"Who is Aaron Carter," Harry asked nervously.
"He is a blonde pop star. Now anyway, I talk to the dead. I one time bought a fish for $4,999. He is very dear. I enjoy eating pretzels. I have also killed a baby before. The End." Everyone was in silence. Their mouth agape. They couldn't believe what they have heard.
"Is that really true," Ron asked Erin.
"What about the killing? No, I just wanted to scare you guys,"
"No, about liking to eat pretzels," Ron asked amazed.
"Ah? Sure,"
"Wow! What do they taste like? I have never tried them before," Harry called out.
"Ah? They taste weird?"
"That is so cool," Everyone called out.
"Well, everyone certainly likes Erin's life. Now Draco what about you," Christian asked.
"Well, I am better then Harry Pothead, and I am very rich. If any of you take any sort of advantage of me, I will tell my father. There, I am done," Malfoy said surprisingly fast.
"Okay. Ron what about you?"
"He is like his friend, Potter. He wears hand me down clothes and that is about it," Malfoy said evilly.
" Actually…" Ron went on about his family and everything. Nothing really interesting.
"Hermoine, why don't you tell me about yourself,"
"Oh, well, what is there to say? I am deeply in love with Christian."
"Awww." Harry and Ron called out.
"Nooooooooo!!!!," Erin's reply. Everyone looked at her strangely. "Oh, I just realized I had run out of juice."
"Oh, well, waiter," Christian called out. "He will bring you some more Erin, dear."
"Well, there is nothing really else to say," Hermoine said.
"That's okay. Oh dear! Look at the time! It is time to go to bed. Big day ahead of us. Now quickly come with me, and I will take you to your rooms," Christian said.
Everyone quickly followed Christian. It seemed to take forever to get to their rooms, until they were finally there. Each room seemed to be some sort of Hawaiian style. The floor was sand, and mosquitoes were all over. "Now, you guys go to bed," Christian said. Each went to their own room, and once they laid on their comforting bed, they quickly fell asleep.
