The Boot
Type: LOTR
Rated: PG
By: D-Chan
Summary: Elrohir is sent of to find his brother and Legolas... he gets more than what he bargined for! ^^
The Challenge..
Fic Challenge 1) A passing Elf-lord accidentally overhears this (can be anywhere in the fic):
"Get it out!"
"I'm trying, but-" grunt "-it's stuck."
"What do you *mean* it's stuck?!"
2) Embarrassed Elf-lords a very big plus.
3) Any length/genre.
4) *NO* OCs or self-inserts.
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Elrohir was out trying to find his brother. Legolas and his brother had gone out hunting and Elrond wanted them back for dinner. Who better to get them back then Elrohir?
"Who better then me? I mean I was actually DOING SOMETHING!" Elrohir grumbled.
"Get it out!" Came Legolas's voice.
"I'm trying but-" grunt "-it's stuck." Elladan panted.
Elrohir was curious by the first remark as he followed his friend's voices.
"What do you *mean* it's stuck?!" Legolas growled.
"That's just want I mean. It hurts! Move over this way." Elladan hissed.
Elrohir walked softly as he saw his brother and friend come into view.
"Yeah, okay better? Now push this position should work better." Legolas huffed. Elrohir really fainted at the site of his brother pushing Legolas up against a tree.
"Legolas! Push HARDER! I want this over with before anyone sees us!" Elladan cried out in anguish.
"Oh shut up you! You know you like seeing me like this!" Legolas glared turning around.
"As if you stupid blonde!" Elladan said forcing Legolas against the tree again. By this time Elrohir was hyperventilating trying to keep awake.
"This won't work! You're to strong, maybe if I was on the outside..." Legolas muttered. Elrohir had had enough and collapsed in a heap on the floor in shock.
"Look let me just untie my boot. That might work..." Elladan said. Legolas got out from his spot between Elladan and the tree.
"I guess trying to push you off of that bloody root wouldn't have worked anyway!" Legolas said watching Elladan untie his boot and remove his leg from inbetween the roots of the tree.
"That will teach me not to go stomping down spiders anywhere I see them." Elladan said yanking his boot out of the tree's roots.
"Hey... look Elladan! It's your brother... he looks rather the worse for wear... I guess we should take him home... it's almost time for dinner." Legolas said picking up Elrohir.
Elladan nodded, "Wonder what got to him..."
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Good?
D-Chan
