Disclaimer: I don't own anything about Harry Potter in this fanfic! I do own Kinsey, Julie, Matthew, Jonathan and Beth.

Voldemort Baby-sits year olds

Narrator: Everywhere there are banners in the wizarding world. Baby sitting banners! Yet the most surprising thing is the person who wants to baby-sit children is VOLDEMORT!!!!

Wormtail: M...Master wh...why ar...Are we put.....putting ban....banners everywhere?

Voldemort: BECAUSE!!!! That stupid authoress forced me since she said that's how the story suppose to be like!

Me: I AM NOT STUPID!!!!! I was sorted in Ravenclaw! The smartest house! And you we're sorted in Slytherin! The evil house! : P *disappears*

Voldemort: I'll be sure to kill you!

Me: *appears* you can't because I'm the AUTHORESS!!!!!!! Oh and you got some guest! *disappears*

Voldemort: *looks to see five parents with their children*

The Five Parents: Is this the baby sitting place? We got five years old for you to baby sit! *drops their children and runs away*
Beth, Matthew, Jonathan, Julie and Kinsey: READ US A STORY!!!!!!

Voldemort: Fine! The story is Voldemort and the Sorcerer's Stone!

Beth: Nuh uh! That's not what it's called!! It's Called Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone!

Voldemort: do you proof?!

Beth: YEAH!

Matthew: BETH ALWAYS HAS PROOF!

Jonathan & Kinsey & Julie: YEAH!

Beth: *shows Voldemort Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone*

Voldemort: FINE! It's called Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone! Harry Potter gave me the stone then I killed him with the killing curse!

Julie: That's not what happened!

Voldemort: YES IT IS!

Julie: Nuh uh! You fled away and Harry didn't die!

Voldemort: FINE NO MORE STORIES!
Jonathan: Then take us to the park!

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Me: Uh oh! What more is going to happen to Voldemort? First the Stories next the park? What torture is in store for Voldemort? R/R and I'll update soon if I get Reviews!