Me: Even though I don't have that many reviews I'm gonna update anyway! So you reviewers waiting to find out what will happen to Voldey? WELL YOU'LL FIND OUT IN THIS CHAPTER!!!!!

Disclaimer: Look in chapter one it says what I own and don't own.

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Voldemort: What exactly are we going to play?

Kinsey & Jonathan & Beth & Matthew & Julie: WE'RE GOING TO PLAY DRESS UP! We are going to dress you up in a lot of pretty clothes!

Voldemort: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU MELLY!!!!!!!

Melly: You hate me? YEAH!! Now I have 2,000 enemies! I am so lucky! *disappears*

Kinsey: Now time to dress you up in princess clothes!!!! *gets out the princess clothes*

Voldemort: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!! CURSE YOU MELLY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kinsey: *tries to put the princess clothes on Voldey*

Voldemort: *pushes Kinsey away*

Kinsey: You...You...PUSHED ME!!!!!! WAH!!!!!!!!!!

Jonathan: DON'T PUSH KINSEY!!!!! *attacks Voldemort and puts the Princess Clothes on Voldey* DAT'S WAT YOU GETS FOR PUSHING KINSEY!!!!!!

Melly: *appears* since you pushed Kinsey you now have to baby-sit three more children! Meet my children and meet my friend's child! (Rp children)Devon! Niga! Kim!! Voldemort is going to baby-sit you three!!!!

Niga Devon & Kim: Coming! *looks at Voldemort* we are going to have so much fun aren't we? *smiles evilly*

Melly: Well see you later Voldey!

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Me: Oh I wish I could stop here but I can't WAH! ;_; this is just too short!! ;_;

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Voldemort: *gets out of the princess clothes* Now I shall read you a book! I shall read Voldemort and The Chamber of Secrets!

Niga: its Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets dumbass (should I raise the rating to PG-13 since of the langue that's going to be in here?)

Kim: Not Voldemort and the Chamber of Secrets!

All the five year olds: YEAH!

Voldemort: Fine! We aren't going to read again! Now time for you three to go to sleep!

Kinsey: Can we play truth or dare?

Kim: YEAH! Can we?

Julie: *does a puppy dog eye* pwease?

Niga: WE ARE GOING TO PLAY TRUTH OR DARE OR ELSE I TELL MY MOM!!!!!!!!!

Voldemort: Fine! Well play one game!

Devon: I'M FIRST THEN! Beth truth or dare?

Beth: Dare!

Devon: I DARE YOU TO KILL YOURSELF!!!!!

Niga: DEVON! *whacks him on the head* No being mean to girls!

Devon: *grumbles*

Voldemort: I have a dare for all of you!

All five year olds: What?

Voldemort: I DARE YOU ALL TO SLEEP!!!!!! OR DIE!!!!!!!!!

Five year olds: Okay voldie! *runs to their bedrooms*

Voldemort: Finally!

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Me: Voldemort thinks his torture is over? YEAH RIGHT! See in the next chapter what will happen! R/R!!