A/N: I got positive comments about this idea. And yes, it is a show (though I didn't watch much of it) and I did reduce it into 20. It's one hell of a time to think up of 100! Imagine that. Before I could even think, my brain is already squeezed like a sponge…(that is like having my exams…now onto the brighter side :D) this is the product of my over-active imagination and craziness.
Chapter 1: My Son Became a What?!
Sendoh
What?! I became a dog? I looked down to find furry, black, paws.
Why? Why? Of all animals I became a dog?
Well, if you became a fish you could get the danger being caught in a net and later on, get fried in a pan. Moreover, thank god not a rat!
I looked above and saw Kaede leering at me. Well, I had to stay with him that I would gladly accept.
Being a dog had its advantages, right? Just like sneaking near that gorgeous over there. Hehe…
Rukawa
I reached the lane near my house without receiving a single curious stare from the neighbors. Yup, nosy gits who all did was gossip around, crane their necks to look for 'hot' news and gossip again.
I wonder why they are staring at me or should I say the dog?
Wait?!
Where the hell did that do'aho go again? Is Akira the reason why the neighbors are snickering and talking to each other? That dog…
I hope he didn't create mess again. I mean literally. If it ever happens, I'm not claiming responsible for him. Gotta get his ass off his own problem. He did it he fix it, period.
Okay, but it seems that it is not possible. It looked like horror to me when I saw him following the pretty girl from the block. Scratch it. Not just following, it looks like he's staring from under her skirt.
Damned dog.
I saw her stare at the dog, I mean, Akira in wonder.
No… She gonna wail on who owns the nasty dog sniffing her from under her purple skirt.
I gave a loud smack on the fore head that it caught her attention. Great, do'aho now she's going to think that the dog belongs to you.
"Rukawa, do you own this dog?" she asked me in a rather nice tone.
Really. Inside she's boiling mad about it. Think of an answer…
Think of an answer! Quick!!!!
I know. I'm not an idiot!
However, you couldn't think of an answer, right?
But…
"Yes." Oh no, I do not own that dog!!!! Brace just for what's coming next.
"Well funny, I haven't seen you with a dog. Just new?" I nodded in response to her question. I was completely oblivious to where again Akira went.
"I see. Oh, what's this?" She asked as she saw him going back to her. "For me?" I heard her sweet voice asking. I stared blankly at the two until I realized what Akira was giving to the girl. He had illegally snatched a flower at the nearby flowerbed.
And tell me, did this idiot know that the flower he took from the garden belongs to the girl? I glared at him; he returned my furious glare with a look-I'm-an-innocent-boy look. I would believe that he was innocent if I didn't know him. However, I knew him down to the skin.
Wait 'till I get my hands on you, Akira. Just wait and you'll be dead dog meat in no time.
I noticed that she was smiling. "Aww. He's sweet…he even gave me a flower. Though the flower came from my garden."
"I'm sorry." Was all I could say.
"It's okay. He's smart you know." Then she ruffled Akira's head and added, "If you sometimes need to leave him alone I can take him in. I like your dog."
I want to puke. That dog is not mine. By the way, he is not nice. Quickly he bounded to me gave a small bark.
"He likes you very much! Haha…well see you!"
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I opened the doors to my house with the set of keys I had in my bag. Good thing he didn't stay astray or else I would leave him there.
Hope he enjoyed the girl's ruffling on his head because now, I'm going to end his life. But before that I had to inform his mother that her—uh, son became a dog.
I was trying to think of a good line like, "Mrs. Sendoh did you know that your son had attempted to rape me and because of that he was punished and was turned into a dog…"
[Rukawa imagines things]
"What?! He became a dog?!?!?! Oh, my poor Akira-chan…I hope he is alright. And please if he is going to stay there please make sure to wash him with shampoo and conditioner. Don't forget also, he doesn't eat this…and that…"
After ten minutes of babbling of "do's and don'ts"
"Uh…is that all?" he asks hopefully.
"And please, before going to bed, tuck him in nicely and give him a kiss good night!"
Kiss Goodnight?
Rukawa swoops to Akira's room and kisses the dog on the lips…err, I mean, mouth. [a/n: do dogs have lips?] (Pukes at the idea)
Ewwww…No friggin' way!
[End of rukawa's imagination.]
I practiced a few line on what to say. Irritated that none would seem to work, I turned to look at Sendoh.
"I know you can talk, just tell me what would I say to you mom."
He just stared at him. Man, tell that I looked like an idiot talking to myself. Okay, so make myself another do'aho.
Because he didn't respond and would take me another few years to make him so, I decided to look up his home's phone number. I found the thick yellow directory and rummage through the phone list. Easy to find: Sendoh. However, I had one hell of a problem… What on God's earth is Akira's phone number?
I cannot imagine how many had the surname. I hope that they're not like Akira. There's only one way to know which one to choose if nothing is possible…
It goes like eenie meenie…oh man, this is more stupid I guess. (OBVIOUSLY hehe…)
I just picked the name near the middle and dialed the number beside it.
"Hello?" I heard the answer through the receiver. Ugh, sounds like a woman in desperate need to get a man's attention. On the other hand, did I call the wrong place? It was confirmed true when I heard the woman who answered, "This is Inkie-Pinkie Lingerie shop. Need anything for a wonderful night?"
A Wonderful Night? WHAT?!? A LINGERIE SHOP?! Of all places I could call, I picked this one. The hell with it. A Shop that uses a residential phone line? Great, just great.
"Oh boy, don't be scared I won't eat you...I know you want something…"
"Uh no."
"Just inquiring?"
"No. I-I got…wrong Number."
"Oh I see." [Her voice was dismayed especially hearing his *sexy* voice…]
Argh! What should I do? It is nearly impossible that I call all the numbers here who knows what I end up talking to. I turned to look at Akira. Of course, he knows their phone number unless being a dog affected it. Although that would be impossible, sans the state he is in now. He is much infested with the thoughts that are very perverted. I just needed him to respond.
Well thank god, his brain is still working. I saw him dragging his bag that I deposited on the sofa earlier. Hmm…maybe he had brains…it was just a little slow.
Why didn't I think of that? He had a bag, so must have a wallet or something for identification.
Strike two Rukawa. You're not using your brains also.
God, if I can only drag up someone to make some excuses for this do'aho.
I opened his (normal looking) red bag that I found very empty except for about a set of three notbooks, pieces of crumpled paper with a lot of 'stick figures', pens and…this is a total mess. I found his wallet a minute later after I was desperate enough to empty his bag on the floor. Man, if there is a much word for 'worse' then I would be regularly using it on Sendoh.
I looked at his wallet which was mercifully neat and found his never used school ID. I saw at the back panel of the card labeled 'in case of emergency' and found his residential phone number.
I dialed it and was greeted by the tone of the answering machine. I guess the voice in the record was his father's becase it sounded much like Akira's though much deeper.
Beep. "This is Mariko and Soujiro Sendoh. We won't be at home until next Friday. Please leave your message after the tone. Beep.
I narrowed my eyes and shot a dirty look at Akira. How dare you make mecall when all along your parents are not at home?
Let me get my hands on you…you big, decieving dog! I should have done omething better by now!
I saw him retreat at my furious stare and went parctically dashing towards one of the rooms upstairs. Maybe he's going to hide, scared?
That should teach him his lesson not to…
CRASH! BLAG! CRASH!
What the?!
SHIT! WHAT DID HE DO AGAIN?!
~tbc
okay, so Rukawa didn't tell Sendoh's mom or dad…for it seems that they are gone to who knows where and is unaware of the little—or should I say the big mess our hentai Sendoh's gotten into. :D hehe…I hope it quite entertained you guys. So please r&r! so I can improve on what to put here…and btw, would Sendoh already speak? (kinda weird…)
again R&R! Ja and thanks for the reviews guys!
[Next chapter: You're gonna clean or your dead.]
