Twenty Goods Deeds for Akira Sendoh
Chapter 2: You're gonna clean
-Sendoh's first deed-
Previously
CRASH! BLAG! CRASH!
What the?!
SHIT! WHAT DID HE DO AGAIN?!
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Rukawa
I AM GOING TO GET HIM THIS TIME!!!!
I quickly rushed upstairs to look at what happened.
Sendoh
Oops… I just tripped on Rukawa's shoes…and tumbled down the floor with some other objects, including one of his most prized possessions, his blue Discman.
Uh-oh… This is going to bad.
Alternatively, make it far than bad, worse that is. Veeeery Wooooorssssse. Also considering that I landed on his bed sheets…
But hey, at least I got the feel of it right? Right?!
Rukawa
Wrong. How dare you go to my bed and wrecking havoc in my room?
I immediately tried to attack. My target? The stinkin' dog. I'm sure he will be dead meat in no time.
However, him being a dog evaded me faster than I expected. Nevertheless, I won't make him happy by letting him get away.
Now I'm really fuming with anger with Sendoh. Really, he's trying to escape my hands.
Of course, I also had quick reflexes and grabbed his tail. Tut, tut, he's a dog with a loooong bushy tail perfect for grabbing.
I could hear him protesting or what do you call it? Groaning? Whatever you call it after I yanked him hard. To prevent further escaping attempts, I got him by the belly, gripped him hard and made him face me.
Oh the glory of seeing him whining. Ha! Hope his tail gives one hell of a time.
Sendoh
For heaven's sake! Why is Rukawa pouncing on me like a maniac? His face is very odd! It's creepy! The hell…ma help me!!!!!
This should be reported as abuse! Cruelty to others! No!
Suddenly I felt him tickling me on my stomach…haha…oh help me…I'm gonna die laughing…haha…
Rukawa
That should teach him a lesson. It will be an agonizing time of laughing for him. [Man, did Rukawa ever had a dog before? I mean, dogs enjoy being rubbed on the belly…^_^"]
Yeah just yelp some more. After that, I neared my face to his and again smirked. This is surely a great day.
"Mayday, Sendoh."
Sendoh (and his uh...nasty thoughts?)
I saw him near his face to mine. Is he gonna kiss me?! Wait, I shouldn't anticipate it. Be the first! Oh Kaede!!!!
Umm…wait again, do I see a smirk? Mayday? Oh my, he's not going to kiss me, he's gonna do something to me!
Sendoh's haywire imagination begins to work again…
Sendoh sees Rukawa wearing clothes of a cave dweller, wearing only a small article of clothing to cover his waist below. [Oh, man… Fred Flintstone anyone?]
While he, a little doggie sits in a big, big, big black cooking pot, with boiling oil and roaring fires. He sees Rukawa circling around him happily chanting while waving his big wooden club, "abugabugabooooga!!!"
Then caveman Rukawa flashes an evil smile with crooked teeth and another wave of his large club. Little doggie Sendoh cowers over his big and mean predator while he is scalded in the hot oil in the pot because he is afraid of big caveman Rukawa…
Back to reality…
Rukawa
"Do'aho hentai."
I mean is this baka up to something? I mean it's not that I worry he can do it to me, but hell does his brain works. This big dog just fell silent while staring at me, or was it just my imagination? Imagination you say? Nope, my imagination is not like his. Got that?
Now back to where I was long before, I was supposed to force this dog to clean up the mess he created in my room. Well best way is to tell him right away before he goes astray again.
"Clean my room do'aho. You created mess here."
Sendoh
Uhh…was that included in the deal of becoming a dog? I'm not a servant here, right? Hello? I know you're just at me but oh well.
On the other hand, lemme think about being a slave for Kaede…oh, that would be fun…the one with chains and leather straps on the bed?
Maybe next time when I will be able to…umm, I guess it would really be next time. I know, I can't do that…I guess I need to be back to my old self before doing so.
Luckily, Kaede didn't notice that his blue Discman was quite broken.
[Is this guy serious?!?!?!]
First, I had to fix his bed sheets, which mercifully wasn't pink that would make me puke my guts. Instead enjoyable to lie on. Bad thing is, it's so thick that it's kinda hard to pull it back. I'm a dog right? I've got no hands to do the work…
Pull it here…a little more…moooore….AND A LITTLE MORE…DAMMIT! IT WON'T MOVE!
Rukawa
The dog is barking again…he looks that pathetic trying to put back my bed sheets. Poor Sendoh.
Wait rewind…did I just say 'poor'? No way, this guy messed up my room so he's cleaning it. Although it's kinda sorry to see him gnarling at my bed sheets. I saw him give one big snarl as he pulled my bed sheets—He's Going to ruin it—!!!!!!
* RrriiiiiiiP!! *
Sendoh
Oops…sorry. The friggin' thing wouldn't move…
Rukawa
Great. Now what? Instead of fixing it, he creates more mess! I can't imagine what's happening next.
"DO'AHO."
I made another grab on him, but that sneaking dog just hid beneath my bed. No way, I could get at him, for the other side of my bed is the wall. Damn.
SENDOH! YOU big, stupid, moronic, stupid do'aho hentai! Well, one thing's for sure, he won't get out of there unless he passes on this side of my bed. Ideally, he can't get out because I'm here…
Still it annoys me very much though. Forget the bed sheets. I craned my neck below the bed to see him near my blue Discman. So how'd the hell did that get there? It's supposed to be on top of my desk and not in his MOUTH.
My disk man is not a piece of doggie bone.
Now, I'm really, really, really, really fuming with anger. I ducked beneath and tried to grab the cd player from his mouth.
"By the way Sendoh, did I tell you that you'll stay like a dog forever if you don't give me that."
Sendoh
Don't rub the fact on me Rukawa. If you're not attempting to kill me I wouldn't have done this. Besides I'm just one lil' innocent dog here…
I felt him tug the Discman harder. For God's sake, I can't get out because of him. I would give it to him anyway. But okay, I'll just release it from my mouth and—CRASH!
Uh-oh…it's totally destroyed…man, sure looks horrible to me…the cd player is now bits and pieces of plastic…
"DO'AHO. THAT'S MY DISCMAN."
I had hide more underneath because it's the end of life if ever I get out. Okay, so it's my fault that it broke and shattered.
Think Akira, think…what do you do now?!?!?
Due to franticness, I realized there was lots stuff under Kaede's bed. It makes me curious. I would be willing to sweep them out if it's worth seeing. Say, how about a pic of him…ehem…hmm…numerous dusty sports magazines and hmm…a fashion mag? I thought only girls bought them. So tell me why does he have these? However, you can see yummy models wearing nice dresses on the cover… And huh? A picture frame…wonder what picture is there.
I crawled nearer to the picture frame ahead of me ignoring the pole Kaede's trying to poke me. I'm more interested in this picture. I saw it only partially because of the thick layer of dust on it. It made me sneeze.
"What the? Argh don't mess with dust! Sendoh!"
Rukawa
Why on earth did I have a bad fit of sneezing just this moment that I had to get at Sendoh? I'm allergic to dust, one reason I never reach out under my bed. Now I had no choice but to rush to the bathroom to relieve my sneezing.
Sendoh
Oh well. I crept closer to the open side of the bed only to find Rukawa already rushing out of his room cursing. Some how his cursing seemed different, as if his voice changed because of boogers stuffed in his nose…and he was sneezing badly.
Hmm… now's the chance. I immediately slipped out of the room with the picture frame in my mouth. The frame also tastes horrible because of the dust.
Rukawa
After a hundred sneezes or so, I headed for the kitchen. That entire dog hunting and sneezing business exhausted me. Quite unusual that today I tired easily though.
I walked down the hall to find Akira trudging the way with a picture frame in his mouth. Hmm. What is he up to now?
"What's that?" I asked in my usual flat tone. I saw him shift and lifted his mouth with the frame. He looks like he's obliging me to take it. What's this? Is this some sort of gift for apology?
It looks like not it. Better be something worthwhile or else…hey, this face looks very familiar.
The woman on the picture was flashing a beautiful smile. Black hair, hazel brown eyes and cuddling a boy who looked exactly like him although he smiled with radiance.
I blinked in awe then looked back at Akira. Where did he find it? Well, it made quite happy knowing that he found something I was looking for eons ago.
Still, I will not forgive the do'aho for destroying my Discman.
This photo supposedly, had my mom's phone number in Yokohama written at the back. I guess Akira knew that I wasn't living with my mom for I had separated parents. The feeling I had now goes back to me, I knew why I imagined Akira's mom to be fussy. I had a mother who is so fussy and overprotective. No wonder I was glad that I stayed with dad…but he's still somewhere in America doing his job right now.
I grimace at the image of my mom pecking me on the cheek and saying her 'buh-byes'. Moreover, finding the picture had a good side after all. Who knows, if I call mom she might give me a new Discman…
Still holding the picture frame on my left hand, I knelt on his side and ruffled his head. He held back thinking that I would do something to him like puppy stir-fry.
Actually, I could do that but I just felt nice all of a sudden. I also grabbed him while he resisted towards the kitchen.
Sendoh
The kitchen…with lots of knives, pot and pans…*gulp*. What the hell happened anyway?! A while ago, all Kaede wanted was make me a bloody pulp, then the next moment we are like buddy-buddy here. I just saw him grab the picture frame and then he smiled and brought me in the kitchen.
Man, this is insane…a few seconds more of pondering and I heard his voice speaking.
"Sendoh, what do you want for dinner?"
hmm? He's offering food!
Rukawa
Seem like he's excited at the sound of the word 'food'. You're lucky Sendoh that I'm in a good mood right now. Well enjoy anything in the fridge…
I will call mom tomorrow then.
~tbc
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Aki7: okay, now we have a long chapter in reparation for the long update… yes, I was actully going to update it immediately however I was in the province…(It's summer peepz!) Anyways, thanks for the reviews (Dunno but I dun have the habit of placing a message for individuals etc.) Anyway, Sendoh has done a good job isn't it? He wrecked Rukawa's room but Ru felt good anyways. The 'lil innocent doggie' I guess I wouldn't buy that for an excuse…haha…:) Would any of you guys believe in that? Well before this a/n becomes an essay, I would already say ja! Please review it. Criticisms is well accepted. I want something for improvement.
Ok? Bye! Until next time…
[next chapter: Why are they laughing?]
