- Twenty Good Deeds for Akira Sendoh

-Why Are They Laughing? (Part 2)-

A/N: Haai!!! At last! I already got hold of ep 1-3 of Gluhen!!!! Haha!!!!!::joyous:: Sniff, sniff…the fic isn't as humorous as it supposed to be…but then, I'll upload the next chapter immediately with this so as to compensate ^_^ Well,  going back where I left the fic…Will coach Taoka overcome his fear? We'll find out…

Btw, Thanks to readers Yasu, Miracle and Akira…

to Stuupidgur many,many maaaaany thanks for the help!!!l

To Abu for their endless paitience in my rantings about this fic…

To kaiya_equinoxxx and scarlet who chats with me in msn  hi guys I liked those ficcys you've got!! And gomen got dc the other day.

 well let's begin (^_^)…

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Previously

"Sendoh became a dog; the one looking at your coach like hell."

Rukawa

So what's the big deal? The do'aho is infront of their freaked out coach and all of them are laughing. Then I heard Taoka yelling to his team, "You lazy butts! Stop laughing and start practicing!"

I saw everyone stop laughing and then all looked at their coach. No wonder they don't like that old hag. All he does is yell his team…good for me because I don't belong here.

"WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?" hie voice boomed as the Ryonan team began snickering at the old hag. He looked wfully stupid with a dog behind him, sbiffing him as if he hid some unknown smell in the room.

A moment later, I saw him yelping and moving away Sendoh as fast as he could. Is he afraid of dogs or something? At a distance his face contained a mixed expression of disgust, fear and pain or whatever it was.

Do'aho dog, you'll end up being a dog if you scare the old hag.

Sendoh

Kuso!!!! Why does this old coach recognize me? [a/n: ehem…isn't it obvious Sendoh? You're a dog for heaven's sake!]

I noticed the constipated look on him never diappeared, instead, worsened. Something like he's all sweaty now. Hmm…what's wrong with him?

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Narrator: So now, doggie Sendoh wonders what happened to Coach Taoka. He saw the man limping on one of his legs, meaning, the old mad just got reumatism because he stood there and shouted all along. Now what would Sendoh do?

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Rukawa

 I am now getting annoyed by the fact that I came to Ryonan was useless.

Lameass.

All I need to do is just leave. Who would notice anyway?

Coach Taoka

My leg is cramping…my leg is…cramping…my leg is cramping…AAAARRRGH!!!!

It's the stupid dog's fault! I'm old but now what? I've lost my temper already!

Stupid dog…I tried my leg ginerly as I approached one of the flat beches on the sidecourts. Please, Kami-sama, let this dog be gone!

Those idiots aon't even realize that I have cramps already. Well I told them to start practicing anyway… never mind.

And so the practices go on without noticing Coach Taoka's Pain…

Koshino

"Koshy pass it here!"  I looked agrily, who the hell called me Koshy? Then I saw smug Fukuda in front of the noisy freshman. Now what? The idiot just told everyone where to pass! Damn.

I looked angrily at him, passing it baseball-style. "Baka! I'm-not-Koshy!!!!!" then I a little backward…making me fall backwards…

I heard a small yelp that sounded like a puppy's when I landed on the floor. It was something soft and warm… I gave a horrified look as I saw what I tripped and fell on, it was the naughty dog Rukawa brought with him. Everyone stopped to look at me as I stood up.

"What's that Koshy?" Uozumi aksed me. Then 'lil Hikoichi blurted in "He landed on his rear and squashed the dog…Is the dog alive?"

So what if the dog was dead? That bloody dog would've killed me if I fell in the wrong way!!!!

"That moronic dog went behind me and I tripped on it! It was an accident and of course not my fault! Who left this moron here anyway?!" I angrily said as I turned to look at what happened to the dog.

Oh shit.

Is…it…dead? I kneeled in front of it and gave a poke. It didn't respond…

Uh-oh…

Poke, poke, poke, poke—snap!

"YEOW!" I yelled as the bratty dog snapped its mouth and clamped my finger inside.

Shit, shit, shit! Did this dog have rabies? I mean, I don't wanna die early!

"What's wrong Koshino?"

"The stupid dog bit me!"

"Oh really?" came his disbelieving tone.

"Do you want me to have you bittien by the bloody dog to see if doesn't bite you?!" I asked him furiously. Seeing the color rise in his face he told no.

I immedaitely made chase to the dog around the court, I screamed bloody murder to the dog. It made me happy to hear the dog's whines as I chased it. It's gloriuos to have vengeance on littl prat like him…

Damn! The dog's hiding underneath the bench where Taoka-sensei sat. I heard him yell for the enth time of the practice.

"Koshino! What are you doing?"

"Sensei—the dog! Under your bench! I need to catch it!" I saw him bolt upright but suddenly fell on the polished, wooden floor as he wailed in pain. Old men always get that.

I saw the dog approach cautiously but when it saw me it backed immediately. Hmm…good. Don't go near me. I won't let you get away, especially if you have rabies.

"Sensei, are you alright?"

"The old man is always!"

"Really? I don't thinks so."

I saw him attempt to get up but then failed. Ha! Proud old man alright…

Was it me or my imagination when I saw the dog licking his arm as if asking for apology. Taoka-sensei seemed too absorbed on his leg that he didn't take mind that the dog was clinging to him like some lost kid.

Well lets see…

Uozumi

What the hell is Koshino doing? Does he plan to crush the dog totally?

Is he making the dog something of a cushion for Taoka-sensei's leg? Is he really crazy?

Koshino

Well then. Got rid of the nuisance. Besides would it made a difference to a pillow if I used the shaggy dog? Taoka-sensei needs it a foot rest right?

The dog's heat would also help. Now I'm going back to my practice.

Out of the corner of my eye, I saw them glaring at me. What? I raised an eyebrow. So what? That stupid dog nearly crippled me, if it weren't for my ass to save my spinl column.

"Koshino-sempai, isn't that harmful?" Uekusa asked me meekly. Hell, do I care about the dog. "Harmful to what?"

The he inched near me and gave a small whisper. "The dog might die if Taoka-sensei throws another fit of anger. You know, he might stap him with his shoe or something."

I shrugged him off, whatever. Then I noticed out of the blue someone standing outside of the gym, looking through one of the windows. I was positive it was Rukawa. So I sped off outside not minding Uozumi's loud booming.

"Hikoichi come back!"

"I'll be, I need to ask something!"

Rukawa (peeping at the window)

Serves you right Do'Aho. I heard someone calling me, baka smiley's teammate just spotted me spying outside.

"You brought the dog with ou right?"

"…"

"Is it your idea of a joke to bring him here and tell the team that, that dog is Sendoh?"

I glared. Look at me you jerk. If I was joking then I would tell them it was a joke, but no it isn't, sorry. I made a short shake with my head.

"You see, Sendoh did not come these past days. I'm worried especially afte our fight. He never fails to come back and immediately apologize…"

I'm not listening.

"And…it was about coming to your school to spy on you…"

What the heck? Spy on me? Geez, another reason to kill that do'aho.

Rukawa imagines Sendoh colored orange, with pairs of legs ,two front claws and matching spiky hair on the shell scuttling underneath him, unnoticed…

He could use a big kick or a crushing step on the stupid crab…too bad he's a dog…

"You know what? It kinda makes me sad…"

Yech. Sentimentalism…is this guy strting to become mushy?

"I'm not a counselor."

"huh?"

… … … moron.

I began to leave and turned to face Koshino one last time, "That dog is Sendoh."

I was walking away when I heard him calling after me, "Rukawa! That isn't a good joke!"

I raised a hand and replied simply, "No joke."

Koshino just looked at him, god this day is totally weird. What has happened to god's green earth?

~fin.

A/N: sorry for the overly weak ending…I'm very sorry…that's why maybe after two days (or when I feel it) I will upload the next chapter…I just finished typing it. My head is full of stuffs. I'm currently finishing my mystery Weiß fic and my newest original.

If you believe this fic or chapter sucks (Yes, many will agree. It does SUCK), might as well tell me. Gomen for the long update…Please do give a review! Thanks!!

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