This should be fun. Read on.

--Teletuby House-

Tinky-Winky: TUBYCUSTARD!!!

--Tinky-winky turns on the tubycustard machine and starts to devour the lot and he/she becomes FAT and OBESE and ROUND before realising that the tubycustard was actually ACID-

Tinky-Winky: BURN!!!

--In an attempt to dull the acid he drinks more custard. Readers realise just how clever he/she is-

Author: I salute you, clever-guy!!!

--Tinky-Winky holds his/her ENOURMOUS STOMACH and WOBBLES-

Tinky-Winky: Teletuby say 'DIE-DIE'

--Tinky-Winky jumps to the ground before magically getting out a FULLY LOADED sub-machine gun from behind his/her back and shooting him/herself in the head about FIFTEY TIMES. Then he/she dies and the rabbits FEAST on him/her along with the rest of the Teletubies

Po: I attemp atual spech!!! Me claver. Tonky-Wonky eat nicley

--Several Spell Checks furiously attack the author simply because he spells totally wrong-

Po: Wook at meee!! Wook at meee!!!!!!!!

--Author suddenly takes Po out of this fic FOR NO APPARENT reason-- La La: SCOOTER!!!

--La La jumps on to his/her scooter and drives away. Then she realises that it has NO BREAKS!! What a HEALTH HAZARD!!! What will happen??!!-

La La: SPEED!!!

--La La speeds past Dipsy and uses a hill as a ramp and flies for a good HALF AN HOUR before crashing into the ground and cracks his/her skull. He/she gets up and says-

La La: Teletuby say Die Die!!!

--Then He/She picks up a LARGE ROCK and BASHES his/her head on it for another half an hour before LIGHTNING zaps his/her arial and DIES. The rabbits and Dipsy swim in the remaining BRAIN JUICES-

Dipsy: BAG!!!

--He/she searches in the bag until he/she stops. He/She pulls out a LARGE BLACK BOX-

Dipsy: BOMB. FUN!!!!

--The bomb blows up and NOTHING IS LEFT except Dipsy-

Dipsy: INVINCIBLE!!!

Everyone: NOOOOOO!!!!

Isn't killing fun!!!

Dipsy was meant to die, I had no say in it.