Jane is over, and we were watching this movie about a color war. I thought it would be fun if there was a color war at Hogwarts. So...here we go! Warning: INCREDIBLY pro Slytherin and anti Gryffindor.
COLOR MY WAR
(Setting: Draco's fifth year. In order to cheer up the students, Dumbledork decides to host a color war. The only problem is he forgot that the Slytherins would be participating. Not only that but Lucilla Perinax was a student, one who knows to much about various military people and is an excellent stratigist. Her friend Keeran Daray is well... not excatly a military mind... however she has a few a tricks down her shoes, that's all i'm saying for now. BWAHAHA! OKAY ON TO THE STORY!!)
Jane G. plays Lucilla Perinax
Crystal M. plays Keeran Daray
"Students!" Dumbledork called out at "Students!" he called looking at the Slytherin table. They were ignoring him, in fact they were dancing on their table. Suddenly they all stopped Dumbledork sighed maybe they were finally starting to listen to him, but then Lucilla screamed "YOU GOTTA FIGHT!" they all jumped up and down twice "FOR YOUR RIGHT" she yelled they jumped twice again "TO PA------RTY!!" they all screamed together. Snape was nodding his head along with them, listen to music no one else could here. A handy spell Keeran found, it let only the people you wanted to hear your music. So right now only Slytherin house could hear The Beastie Boys. "FREE TIME!! DRACO'S TURN THEN ME!!" Lucilla yelled and everyone jumped off the table except Draco who started dancing. Dumbledork was getting annoyed so he pointed his wand at the Slytherin table and yelled "Finite Incantatem!" all that did was let everyone else hear the music.
Draco kept dancing not caring that he had an audience, he threw off his outer robe. Underneath was teh regular uniform, only he made it look good. He wasn't wearing a sweater vest which made all the difference, the song restarted itself. "Your mom threw away your best porno mag!" All the Slytherin guys yelled.
"Busted!" the girls threw back
Draco kept dancing, he tugged down his tie, in a rather provacative way, then he handed it down to Keeran and winked. He ripped his shirt open when the song sped up more, by now all the girls in the hall were screaming. He ignored it and unbuttoned his low slung pants. Dumbledork was yelling at him to stop when Lucilla yelled "NO NUDITY DRACO!!" So he shrugged and jumped down, stopping to help her onto the table. The music stopped and a diffferent slower song started, Lucilla who was just about every guys 'perfect' girl was now dancing. She wasn't wearing an outer robe to start with so it was all good. She tugged at her tie, singing "Californication". By the end of the song her shirt was completely unbuttoned and everyone was trying to get a good look at her bra. Suddenly she spun around and took the shirt off completly, revealing a lacy black bra. The good thing was that all the male teachers had stopped yelling at them to stop. However McGonagall was screaming at her, where as when Draco was dancing, she didn't say a word.
After Lucilla finished Keeran jumped up on the table and started to sing along with her song.
"Come my lady
Come come my lady
you're my butterfly
Sugar.baby
Come my lady
Come come my lady
you're my butterfly
Sugar.baby."
By now half of the males were standing up, hooting and hollering. Fred and George were screaming louder than the other Gryffindors. She spun around and threw off her tie. McGonagall was hoarse from yelling. Before the shirt could come off Draco jumped back on the table, Lucilla followed. Dumbledork almost had a heart attack.
After the teachers finally got them to stop, everyone left for classes. Lucilla, Keeran, and Draco were the center of attention the rest of the day. Fred and George shamefuly hit on the two girls at every chance. Keeran thought it was cute, Lucilla basked in the glory. Harry, on the other hand, would scream "WHORES!" at them, which pissed the twins off. (Heeheehee!)
The next day at breakfast Dumbledork stood up. "I know the fact that the return of the Dementors has depressed you all," the Slytherins cheered "So, in order to cheer you up, I am hosting a color war. The game is to be hosted next saturday. The object of the game is to hit the other teams with the color of your house. The rules are, if you're hit you must come to the great hall. Your team Common Room is your home base, where you may plot the other teams' loss." The Slytherins jumped up and cheered, Dumbledork chuckled. "Now, you may only hit a person once, and you are not to hit Filch or Mrs.Norris." The Slytherins groaned. "I believe that is all."
*
The next day (Saturday) the Slytherins were sitting in the common room, listening to Lucilla's plan.
"Now here I have set up a chart" she gestured to a large bulliten board behind her with her riding crop. "On the top row we have pictures of every Gryffindor that needs to be hit first. Now here are their names, years, and friends. First we have Hermione Granger because she is obviously brains behind any plot they might have. Next we have Harry Potter it is imparitive that we get him pronto. Why? You may ask, because Potter has an invisiblity cloak. He has to be visible at the Great Hall before the games start after that however he'll run for the cloak we need to get him before he can vanish. Also all Quidditch team members, except Fredrick and George Weasley. They are completely off limits, next we need to get Neville Longbottom." The Slytherins laughed at this statement "Oh laugh will you?" she asked sweetly Keeran and Draco knew that tone and ran to the back of the common room. Lucilla slammed her riding crop into the nearest Slytherin, who used to be Draco. Crabbe "Eep"ed in pain, "Longbottom may be an idiot who can't even make a sleeping draught however he wont hesitate to tell Potter or Granger everything that he sees us do. What happens to people who spy on us?" she asked, The Slytherins screamed for blood. Lucilla grinned, "Right, now memorize this chart. The Gryffindors are listed in order of importance, as you can see Ron Weasley is near the very bottom this is because of how incompetent he is, we don't want to waste our time on him. Besides this will make him more paranoid and he'll probably shoot himself on accident."
"What about the Ravenclaws?!" shouted Keeran
"I made a deal with Cho Chang, they are going to avoid us and go after the Hufflepuffs. That way in the end it's just us, and it'll be fair." she said sarcastically.
"What are you really going to do?" asked Draco from where he and Keeran were sneaking back up to the front.
"I put an idea in Granger's head that the Gryffindors should go after the Ravenclaws. That way we kill two birds with one spell!" she said grinning evilly
"So bascially you double crossed them?" asked a random Slytherin
"Yeah," She said simply. The Slytherins all cheered and ran forward to look at the 'chart', Keeran and Draco came and stood next to her. Keeran looked a bit... off. "What is it?" Lucilla asked.
"What about teams? Me and Draco are on yours... right!?" Lucilla nodded "Can we have a little first year? One of them makes me cookies!!" Lucilla sighed and nodded "YAY, I'm gonna go tell Gabe!!." with that said Keeran ran off in search of Gabe. Draco laughed at her antics. "It's kinda funny, kinda scary." Lucilla said.
"OKAY! Listen up!" Lucilla screamed everyone turned and stared at her. "Right now I'm going to put you in groups, it is extremely important that you stay in these groups. That way if someone gets hit a member of his or her group can get the attacker. There will be 5 groups. Alpha group will be composed of the following people. Blaise Zabini fifth year, Pansy Parkinson fifth year, Millicent Bulstrode fifth year, Michael Corlione sixth year, and Sheena seventh year. Michael is head of the group seeing as how he's the smartest and most mature in the group." Sheena huffed and stormed off while everyone else laughed. "Next we have Beta group they will be composed of all the third and forth years. Heading this group will be Holly McNair. The next group is Omega they will be composed of seventh and sixith years minus Sheena and Michael of course, heading this group will be Marcus Flint who is gracing us with his precence one more year because of that wonderful prank on Potter! Can we have a round of applause for Marcus?" everyone cheered "Okay calm down. The last two groups are The Inner Circle composed of Draco Malfoy, Keeran Daray,-"
"I want this first year!! HE BAKES ME THINGS!!!" Keeran screamed clutching Gabe
"You can have him Keeran! I told you this already. The last to members of this group are Myself, Lucilla S. Perinax, and my personal first year- Leigh." Leigh ran forward and stuck his tongue out at everyone. "Now the last group is Dungeon Patrol, anyone without a group already you are in Dungeon Patrol. Basically you patrol the dugeons hitting any spare people as long as they aren't Slytherins, you will be allowed into Snapes room but don't touch anything. All right I want volunteers to spy on and collect information about the Gryffindors and Ravenclaws" just about everyone's hand shot up. "Okay just about every Slytherin fifth year is way to obvious. Except... Blaise." she smiled at him.
"I'll do it. Even though it means spending time with Gryffindors." he said shuddering "It's for house pride it's worth it."
"Thank you Blaise, you may have to go under cover. Don't worry nothing extreme just not so... Slytherin. In fact we need you to head out a.s.a.p so you're gonna have to change clothes." Lucilla told him, he looked down at his clothes. Though he was dressed as a muggle he looked very debonair in a green silk button up shirt and black slacks. He looked at Lucilla desperatly "You're not going to make me dress like... one of them are you?" she nodded sadly, he shuddered again but steeled himself for the humilation. "Okay, it's for Slytherin after all." she transfigured his clothes quickly. Now instead of looking suave and sexy he looked... like a Gryffindor. He was wearing a pair of blue jeans and a red t-shirt. "Eww." he said "This is just to grotesque. It's so passe. Eugh don't they know grunge died with Kurt Cobain?" Lucilla narrowed her eyes at this comment, she was an infamous Nirvana fan. Then she shugged, he had a point. "Okay, Blaise, go for the gold, the object is to get into Gryffindor tower."
Blaise walked out of the Common Room, shuddering in his clothes. He managed to walk around for a while before realizing he had no clue where the Gryffindors were, or their password. He wandered for another fifteen minutes before bumping into Fred and George. "H-Hello." He said. "That was your first mistake." Fredrick said. "Gryffindors don't say hello to other Gryffindors." George finished. Blaise looked at them. Lucilla said they could be trusted...
"Well, what do you say?" He asked. "Dumb things. Such as Hiya!" Fredrick said, as George watched the hall. "Hiya isn't a word." Blaise said. "We know, it's bloody pathetic. But that's the ways of Gryffindors. And our damn family curse makes us have to put up with it." Fredrick said, sulking slightly. "Mum put us under Imperius and made us take Gryffindor." George added, sulking himself. "Just because we said Slytherin didn't sound so bad." Fredrick finished, shrugging. "We'll get out eventually." They said together. "Any way, if we're caught associating with the enemy, we'll have a lot of memory charms to deal out." George explained. "The password is Chocolate Frog." Fredrick said before they left. George turned around. "By the way, your clothes look to new." And they left.
COLOR MY WAR
(Setting: Draco's fifth year. In order to cheer up the students, Dumbledork decides to host a color war. The only problem is he forgot that the Slytherins would be participating. Not only that but Lucilla Perinax was a student, one who knows to much about various military people and is an excellent stratigist. Her friend Keeran Daray is well... not excatly a military mind... however she has a few a tricks down her shoes, that's all i'm saying for now. BWAHAHA! OKAY ON TO THE STORY!!)
Jane G. plays Lucilla Perinax
Crystal M. plays Keeran Daray
"Students!" Dumbledork called out at "Students!" he called looking at the Slytherin table. They were ignoring him, in fact they were dancing on their table. Suddenly they all stopped Dumbledork sighed maybe they were finally starting to listen to him, but then Lucilla screamed "YOU GOTTA FIGHT!" they all jumped up and down twice "FOR YOUR RIGHT" she yelled they jumped twice again "TO PA------RTY!!" they all screamed together. Snape was nodding his head along with them, listen to music no one else could here. A handy spell Keeran found, it let only the people you wanted to hear your music. So right now only Slytherin house could hear The Beastie Boys. "FREE TIME!! DRACO'S TURN THEN ME!!" Lucilla yelled and everyone jumped off the table except Draco who started dancing. Dumbledork was getting annoyed so he pointed his wand at the Slytherin table and yelled "Finite Incantatem!" all that did was let everyone else hear the music.
Draco kept dancing not caring that he had an audience, he threw off his outer robe. Underneath was teh regular uniform, only he made it look good. He wasn't wearing a sweater vest which made all the difference, the song restarted itself. "Your mom threw away your best porno mag!" All the Slytherin guys yelled.
"Busted!" the girls threw back
Draco kept dancing, he tugged down his tie, in a rather provacative way, then he handed it down to Keeran and winked. He ripped his shirt open when the song sped up more, by now all the girls in the hall were screaming. He ignored it and unbuttoned his low slung pants. Dumbledork was yelling at him to stop when Lucilla yelled "NO NUDITY DRACO!!" So he shrugged and jumped down, stopping to help her onto the table. The music stopped and a diffferent slower song started, Lucilla who was just about every guys 'perfect' girl was now dancing. She wasn't wearing an outer robe to start with so it was all good. She tugged at her tie, singing "Californication". By the end of the song her shirt was completely unbuttoned and everyone was trying to get a good look at her bra. Suddenly she spun around and took the shirt off completly, revealing a lacy black bra. The good thing was that all the male teachers had stopped yelling at them to stop. However McGonagall was screaming at her, where as when Draco was dancing, she didn't say a word.
After Lucilla finished Keeran jumped up on the table and started to sing along with her song.
"Come my lady
Come come my lady
you're my butterfly
Sugar.baby
Come my lady
Come come my lady
you're my butterfly
Sugar.baby."
By now half of the males were standing up, hooting and hollering. Fred and George were screaming louder than the other Gryffindors. She spun around and threw off her tie. McGonagall was hoarse from yelling. Before the shirt could come off Draco jumped back on the table, Lucilla followed. Dumbledork almost had a heart attack.
After the teachers finally got them to stop, everyone left for classes. Lucilla, Keeran, and Draco were the center of attention the rest of the day. Fred and George shamefuly hit on the two girls at every chance. Keeran thought it was cute, Lucilla basked in the glory. Harry, on the other hand, would scream "WHORES!" at them, which pissed the twins off. (Heeheehee!)
The next day at breakfast Dumbledork stood up. "I know the fact that the return of the Dementors has depressed you all," the Slytherins cheered "So, in order to cheer you up, I am hosting a color war. The game is to be hosted next saturday. The object of the game is to hit the other teams with the color of your house. The rules are, if you're hit you must come to the great hall. Your team Common Room is your home base, where you may plot the other teams' loss." The Slytherins jumped up and cheered, Dumbledork chuckled. "Now, you may only hit a person once, and you are not to hit Filch or Mrs.Norris." The Slytherins groaned. "I believe that is all."
*
The next day (Saturday) the Slytherins were sitting in the common room, listening to Lucilla's plan.
"Now here I have set up a chart" she gestured to a large bulliten board behind her with her riding crop. "On the top row we have pictures of every Gryffindor that needs to be hit first. Now here are their names, years, and friends. First we have Hermione Granger because she is obviously brains behind any plot they might have. Next we have Harry Potter it is imparitive that we get him pronto. Why? You may ask, because Potter has an invisiblity cloak. He has to be visible at the Great Hall before the games start after that however he'll run for the cloak we need to get him before he can vanish. Also all Quidditch team members, except Fredrick and George Weasley. They are completely off limits, next we need to get Neville Longbottom." The Slytherins laughed at this statement "Oh laugh will you?" she asked sweetly Keeran and Draco knew that tone and ran to the back of the common room. Lucilla slammed her riding crop into the nearest Slytherin, who used to be Draco. Crabbe "Eep"ed in pain, "Longbottom may be an idiot who can't even make a sleeping draught however he wont hesitate to tell Potter or Granger everything that he sees us do. What happens to people who spy on us?" she asked, The Slytherins screamed for blood. Lucilla grinned, "Right, now memorize this chart. The Gryffindors are listed in order of importance, as you can see Ron Weasley is near the very bottom this is because of how incompetent he is, we don't want to waste our time on him. Besides this will make him more paranoid and he'll probably shoot himself on accident."
"What about the Ravenclaws?!" shouted Keeran
"I made a deal with Cho Chang, they are going to avoid us and go after the Hufflepuffs. That way in the end it's just us, and it'll be fair." she said sarcastically.
"What are you really going to do?" asked Draco from where he and Keeran were sneaking back up to the front.
"I put an idea in Granger's head that the Gryffindors should go after the Ravenclaws. That way we kill two birds with one spell!" she said grinning evilly
"So bascially you double crossed them?" asked a random Slytherin
"Yeah," She said simply. The Slytherins all cheered and ran forward to look at the 'chart', Keeran and Draco came and stood next to her. Keeran looked a bit... off. "What is it?" Lucilla asked.
"What about teams? Me and Draco are on yours... right!?" Lucilla nodded "Can we have a little first year? One of them makes me cookies!!" Lucilla sighed and nodded "YAY, I'm gonna go tell Gabe!!." with that said Keeran ran off in search of Gabe. Draco laughed at her antics. "It's kinda funny, kinda scary." Lucilla said.
"OKAY! Listen up!" Lucilla screamed everyone turned and stared at her. "Right now I'm going to put you in groups, it is extremely important that you stay in these groups. That way if someone gets hit a member of his or her group can get the attacker. There will be 5 groups. Alpha group will be composed of the following people. Blaise Zabini fifth year, Pansy Parkinson fifth year, Millicent Bulstrode fifth year, Michael Corlione sixth year, and Sheena seventh year. Michael is head of the group seeing as how he's the smartest and most mature in the group." Sheena huffed and stormed off while everyone else laughed. "Next we have Beta group they will be composed of all the third and forth years. Heading this group will be Holly McNair. The next group is Omega they will be composed of seventh and sixith years minus Sheena and Michael of course, heading this group will be Marcus Flint who is gracing us with his precence one more year because of that wonderful prank on Potter! Can we have a round of applause for Marcus?" everyone cheered "Okay calm down. The last two groups are The Inner Circle composed of Draco Malfoy, Keeran Daray,-"
"I want this first year!! HE BAKES ME THINGS!!!" Keeran screamed clutching Gabe
"You can have him Keeran! I told you this already. The last to members of this group are Myself, Lucilla S. Perinax, and my personal first year- Leigh." Leigh ran forward and stuck his tongue out at everyone. "Now the last group is Dungeon Patrol, anyone without a group already you are in Dungeon Patrol. Basically you patrol the dugeons hitting any spare people as long as they aren't Slytherins, you will be allowed into Snapes room but don't touch anything. All right I want volunteers to spy on and collect information about the Gryffindors and Ravenclaws" just about everyone's hand shot up. "Okay just about every Slytherin fifth year is way to obvious. Except... Blaise." she smiled at him.
"I'll do it. Even though it means spending time with Gryffindors." he said shuddering "It's for house pride it's worth it."
"Thank you Blaise, you may have to go under cover. Don't worry nothing extreme just not so... Slytherin. In fact we need you to head out a.s.a.p so you're gonna have to change clothes." Lucilla told him, he looked down at his clothes. Though he was dressed as a muggle he looked very debonair in a green silk button up shirt and black slacks. He looked at Lucilla desperatly "You're not going to make me dress like... one of them are you?" she nodded sadly, he shuddered again but steeled himself for the humilation. "Okay, it's for Slytherin after all." she transfigured his clothes quickly. Now instead of looking suave and sexy he looked... like a Gryffindor. He was wearing a pair of blue jeans and a red t-shirt. "Eww." he said "This is just to grotesque. It's so passe. Eugh don't they know grunge died with Kurt Cobain?" Lucilla narrowed her eyes at this comment, she was an infamous Nirvana fan. Then she shugged, he had a point. "Okay, Blaise, go for the gold, the object is to get into Gryffindor tower."
Blaise walked out of the Common Room, shuddering in his clothes. He managed to walk around for a while before realizing he had no clue where the Gryffindors were, or their password. He wandered for another fifteen minutes before bumping into Fred and George. "H-Hello." He said. "That was your first mistake." Fredrick said. "Gryffindors don't say hello to other Gryffindors." George finished. Blaise looked at them. Lucilla said they could be trusted...
"Well, what do you say?" He asked. "Dumb things. Such as Hiya!" Fredrick said, as George watched the hall. "Hiya isn't a word." Blaise said. "We know, it's bloody pathetic. But that's the ways of Gryffindors. And our damn family curse makes us have to put up with it." Fredrick said, sulking slightly. "Mum put us under Imperius and made us take Gryffindor." George added, sulking himself. "Just because we said Slytherin didn't sound so bad." Fredrick finished, shrugging. "We'll get out eventually." They said together. "Any way, if we're caught associating with the enemy, we'll have a lot of memory charms to deal out." George explained. "The password is Chocolate Frog." Fredrick said before they left. George turned around. "By the way, your clothes look to new." And they left.
