Fighter: Hi white mage. Um.will you go out with me?
White mage: Yeah, sure. You seem really sweet and stuff..*both walk off*
Black mage: .....It's cuz I'm black, isn't it? ISN'T IT?! @#^#*%#$!!!
Black Belt: Is okay, BM-san.
Black Mage: Shut it, ya damn Jap.
Black Belt: But I'm chine.
Black Belt: Death-doken!
Grim: I have now lost ALL self esteem. *Wham* Theif: But what about me? I'm not even human! Black Mage: DON'T MAKE ME DOKEN YOUR @%#&*$ THEIVIN' ASS! Red Mage: Typical black guy. Black Mage: OFFICER! HATE CRIME!
Officer: Yar! *attacks red mage brutally* Black Belt: Homies, homies! Let's just all chill out ta sum good ol' white rap.**they dance to Loose Yourself** Rizzy: AAHHHH!!! LOOKY, ZAMMY!!! Zammy: Eep! Dude, they're like..pixelly. Rizzy: Dude, like totally PKMN red-style. Zammy: GRAPHICS SUCK HERE, MAN!!! Black Mage: What the hell are you guys? Zammy: Umm. Normal? Rizzy: Yes, we are normal! NOT aliens!
Red Mage: *painy-filled* But he was acting out the stereotype. Officer: I'm lettin' you out on a warning. Red Mage; YOU BRUTALLY BEAT ME WITH A RIOT STICK! DAMN WHITES, OPPRESSING NATIVES ALL THROUGH HISTORY!!! Officer: but. I. Other Cop: HATE CRIME! YAR! *beats officer* Officer: Hey, you're black! That means THIS is a hate crime!
BM: Sorry, it don't work the other way around. You hurt us, your ass is in jail. We hurt you, it's with reasonable cause. Officer: DAMN YOU SOCIETY! I WILL BEAT YOU ONE DAY! Other Cop: Umm. aren't I supposed to beat you?
Officer: Yeah, whatever. **gets beaten** Fighter: HEY EVERYONE!!! Everyone: **freezes** Fighter: I'M GUNNA BE A DADDY!! Everyone: ... Theif: Oh.oh god. White Mage: 'Tis true. Black Mage: .....ya know, it's bad enough that I'm stuck in a crappy comic surrounded by idiots, be in 8-bit, but damn. This just ain't fair. Red Mage: Well I for one congradulate the new couple. Fighter: Couple? Naw, I'm goin' to Hawaii! WM: But. Fighter: **gone** Rizzy: Ooooh, poofy. Zammy: Poofy wolf!! Rizzy and Zammy: YAAAAAYY!!! Riz: Arrrr, I am ebil!! Weebl: Arrrr, I am Weebl! Weebull: Arrrr, I am Weebull! Zam: Arrrr, I am dead! Red Mage: WAIT!!! WEEBULL CAN'T TALK!!! BM: That was something I'd expect from Fighter. Fighter: *poofs back, now in superdy durpery 24-BIT!*BOW TO ME!!
Nny: And so Fighter took over all the land. Until I stole his sword. Ya know, I had never thought my collection, "Sharp Stuff fer Meh", to ever be incomplete until I-AHHHHHH!!! Moose: BLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHAAAAARRRRRRRRYYY!!
Garfield: And so they all died. And I ate all da pie. Weebl: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WM: And since Fighter left me and the baby to go take over all the world, I died first. HA! BM: But not before I used 24 kilos of the date rape drug on her! Booya!
Zim: VICTORY FOR---- Darkfang: ME! Riz: No, me! Link: No, me! Garland: No, me! Gannon: No, me! Peach: No, me! Kazooie: No, me! Trolli bright crawlers: No, me! Neo: No, me! Bob: No, me! Weird Al: No, me! Ed, edd, and Eddy: No, me! Imps: No, US!! Everyone(living and dead): OKAY, OKAY!!! Lenore: No, me. Cow: Moo. Imps: **rule the south westen hemisphere** Fighter: **rules all other hemispheres**
Dr. D: **Over there** Hi.
END (It's cuz Inzube's black, yo)
Grim: I have now lost ALL self esteem. *Wham* Theif: But what about me? I'm not even human! Black Mage: DON'T MAKE ME DOKEN YOUR @%#&*$ THEIVIN' ASS! Red Mage: Typical black guy. Black Mage: OFFICER! HATE CRIME!
Officer: Yar! *attacks red mage brutally* Black Belt: Homies, homies! Let's just all chill out ta sum good ol' white rap.**they dance to Loose Yourself** Rizzy: AAHHHH!!! LOOKY, ZAMMY!!! Zammy: Eep! Dude, they're like..pixelly. Rizzy: Dude, like totally PKMN red-style. Zammy: GRAPHICS SUCK HERE, MAN!!! Black Mage: What the hell are you guys? Zammy: Umm. Normal? Rizzy: Yes, we are normal! NOT aliens!
Red Mage: *painy-filled* But he was acting out the stereotype. Officer: I'm lettin' you out on a warning. Red Mage; YOU BRUTALLY BEAT ME WITH A RIOT STICK! DAMN WHITES, OPPRESSING NATIVES ALL THROUGH HISTORY!!! Officer: but. I. Other Cop: HATE CRIME! YAR! *beats officer* Officer: Hey, you're black! That means THIS is a hate crime!
BM: Sorry, it don't work the other way around. You hurt us, your ass is in jail. We hurt you, it's with reasonable cause. Officer: DAMN YOU SOCIETY! I WILL BEAT YOU ONE DAY! Other Cop: Umm. aren't I supposed to beat you?
Officer: Yeah, whatever. **gets beaten** Fighter: HEY EVERYONE!!! Everyone: **freezes** Fighter: I'M GUNNA BE A DADDY!! Everyone: ... Theif: Oh.oh god. White Mage: 'Tis true. Black Mage: .....ya know, it's bad enough that I'm stuck in a crappy comic surrounded by idiots, be in 8-bit, but damn. This just ain't fair. Red Mage: Well I for one congradulate the new couple. Fighter: Couple? Naw, I'm goin' to Hawaii! WM: But. Fighter: **gone** Rizzy: Ooooh, poofy. Zammy: Poofy wolf!! Rizzy and Zammy: YAAAAAYY!!! Riz: Arrrr, I am ebil!! Weebl: Arrrr, I am Weebl! Weebull: Arrrr, I am Weebull! Zam: Arrrr, I am dead! Red Mage: WAIT!!! WEEBULL CAN'T TALK!!! BM: That was something I'd expect from Fighter. Fighter: *poofs back, now in superdy durpery 24-BIT!*BOW TO ME!!
Nny: And so Fighter took over all the land. Until I stole his sword. Ya know, I had never thought my collection, "Sharp Stuff fer Meh", to ever be incomplete until I-AHHHHHH!!! Moose: BLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHAAAAARRRRRRRRYYY!!
Garfield: And so they all died. And I ate all da pie. Weebl: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WM: And since Fighter left me and the baby to go take over all the world, I died first. HA! BM: But not before I used 24 kilos of the date rape drug on her! Booya!
Zim: VICTORY FOR---- Darkfang: ME! Riz: No, me! Link: No, me! Garland: No, me! Gannon: No, me! Peach: No, me! Kazooie: No, me! Trolli bright crawlers: No, me! Neo: No, me! Bob: No, me! Weird Al: No, me! Ed, edd, and Eddy: No, me! Imps: No, US!! Everyone(living and dead): OKAY, OKAY!!! Lenore: No, me. Cow: Moo. Imps: **rule the south westen hemisphere** Fighter: **rules all other hemispheres**
Dr. D: **Over there** Hi.
END (It's cuz Inzube's black, yo)
