Doggy Tales - chapter 2!
A/N: Yay, I got myself to chapter two *jumps up and does a little crazy dance* ahem...okies, thank you for your reviews...I want more...more...more...PLZ!!!
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Legolas danced with the puppy in his arms. He twirled and he skipped and he jumped while the puppy barked in horror. "I need to give you a name," Legolas said, petting the little head. "Wait, let's see. What shall I call you?" The puppy wagged its stumpy tail, telling with its eyes, "Call me the Great Conqueror, call me Executor..." it chased its little tail, "How about Total Annihilation? Huh? Huh?" Legolas scratched his head, thinking of cute names like Fluffy, Bubbles and Gimli (err...is that a cute name?). He thought of Daisy, Tinkles, Ruff, Toto and Tongie. Finally, he made up his mind. "I'm going to call you, Cuddles! You like that, huh, my little Cuddles?" The puppy's ears drooped. "Stupid name...I'd rather be called Secret Assassin." It thought, starting to dislike the big bad ugly elf.
Legolas sighed. He was having the greatest time of his life. Then he noticed that his green, woodland garment is wet. Not to mention that it is smelly and a trifle warm. "Argh!!!" Legolas screamed, "The little guy peed on me!" He felt his temper rising. That was his favorite shirt. The puppy cocked its petite head, its pink tongue hanging out with joy (aww...a total picture of cuteness). Legolas' heart softened and he smiled at the young doggy. "We need a bath." And the puppy's eyes popped out in alarm.
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The elf pulled out a huge wooden tub and started to undress. But before that, he had made sure that his rubber duck and his tiny too too ship is floating peacefully in just the right temperature of water. The puppy covered its brown eyes with its little paws. "Yuck," it thought, "a naked elf." Soon Legolas was done undressing and he jumped into the tub with glee. With Cuddles, that is. Cuddles struggled for dear life, trying to save itself from drowning as Legolas giggled with delight. (Argh!!! They are bathing together!!! Help!!!).
Little bubbles began to rise all around them and the rubber duck squeaked and the ship tried to stay afloat in the perilous sea. Legolas poured a whole liter of 3 in 1 shampoo and conditioner with extra moisturizer and natural essence onto his hair and Cuddles' and he worked it into a massive lather (elven shampoo is safe for pets). Soon, Cuddles looked like a miniature sheep and white foam covered Legolas' golden hair. A great, sweet fragrance of flowers filled the entire bathroom. Legolas smiled, "You looked so cute, Cuddles." And he poured warm, clear, and clean water onto himself and Cuddles and watched as the bubbles flowed to the floor. He repeated it several times until both of them are free of the foamy water.
Next, they were seen with huge green towels wrapped tightly around them. Cuddles shook the towel off violently, trying to dry its soaked fur. Legolas rubbed it down and dried himself as well. They hopped into Legolas' room. It was a huge one and if you're as little as Cuddles, you might get lost in there. There were lots of doors heading to who knows where (except Legolas). Cuddles jumped onto the soft, comfy bed. "Wait, you're not dried yet," Legolas complained, running with only his towel around his waist. He tried to grab Cuddles from off his bed when it jumped and ran out of the room through an open door. "Uh oh," Legolas said, dashing after it.
The ladies around in the castle swooned as a half naked prince ran in front of them, shouting, "Stop right there, Cuddles!" Cuddles fled and skidded around the corner. It ran and ran and finally got out into the gardens with Legolas close at its heels. Cuddles yelped and barked and was practically having a really fun time. The lush, fresh grass felt nice under its little paws. It ran into a crowd of chatting elves and stopped mischievously. Its chocolate eyes glinted with naughtiness and its pink, wet tongue hangs out as it panted for air.
"Cuddles!" Legolas yelled. All eyes were turned upon the elven-prince in his towels. Cuddles ran right up to its newfound master and bit the towel. It tugged and pulled and when it is off, Cuddles ran barking with mirth back into the castle with the green towel in its jaws. And Legolas was left standing in the open without a single piece of clothing on. And all the ladies swooned.
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A/N: Opps, I think I should put the ratings up. Too much nakedness. Hehehe...I'm a psycho I know, you don't have to tell me that. This is what happens if you succeeded to bore me with your problems *looks thoughtfully at her friend who has a doggy problem*
A/N: Yay, I got myself to chapter two *jumps up and does a little crazy dance* ahem...okies, thank you for your reviews...I want more...more...more...PLZ!!!
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Legolas danced with the puppy in his arms. He twirled and he skipped and he jumped while the puppy barked in horror. "I need to give you a name," Legolas said, petting the little head. "Wait, let's see. What shall I call you?" The puppy wagged its stumpy tail, telling with its eyes, "Call me the Great Conqueror, call me Executor..." it chased its little tail, "How about Total Annihilation? Huh? Huh?" Legolas scratched his head, thinking of cute names like Fluffy, Bubbles and Gimli (err...is that a cute name?). He thought of Daisy, Tinkles, Ruff, Toto and Tongie. Finally, he made up his mind. "I'm going to call you, Cuddles! You like that, huh, my little Cuddles?" The puppy's ears drooped. "Stupid name...I'd rather be called Secret Assassin." It thought, starting to dislike the big bad ugly elf.
Legolas sighed. He was having the greatest time of his life. Then he noticed that his green, woodland garment is wet. Not to mention that it is smelly and a trifle warm. "Argh!!!" Legolas screamed, "The little guy peed on me!" He felt his temper rising. That was his favorite shirt. The puppy cocked its petite head, its pink tongue hanging out with joy (aww...a total picture of cuteness). Legolas' heart softened and he smiled at the young doggy. "We need a bath." And the puppy's eyes popped out in alarm.
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The elf pulled out a huge wooden tub and started to undress. But before that, he had made sure that his rubber duck and his tiny too too ship is floating peacefully in just the right temperature of water. The puppy covered its brown eyes with its little paws. "Yuck," it thought, "a naked elf." Soon Legolas was done undressing and he jumped into the tub with glee. With Cuddles, that is. Cuddles struggled for dear life, trying to save itself from drowning as Legolas giggled with delight. (Argh!!! They are bathing together!!! Help!!!).
Little bubbles began to rise all around them and the rubber duck squeaked and the ship tried to stay afloat in the perilous sea. Legolas poured a whole liter of 3 in 1 shampoo and conditioner with extra moisturizer and natural essence onto his hair and Cuddles' and he worked it into a massive lather (elven shampoo is safe for pets). Soon, Cuddles looked like a miniature sheep and white foam covered Legolas' golden hair. A great, sweet fragrance of flowers filled the entire bathroom. Legolas smiled, "You looked so cute, Cuddles." And he poured warm, clear, and clean water onto himself and Cuddles and watched as the bubbles flowed to the floor. He repeated it several times until both of them are free of the foamy water.
Next, they were seen with huge green towels wrapped tightly around them. Cuddles shook the towel off violently, trying to dry its soaked fur. Legolas rubbed it down and dried himself as well. They hopped into Legolas' room. It was a huge one and if you're as little as Cuddles, you might get lost in there. There were lots of doors heading to who knows where (except Legolas). Cuddles jumped onto the soft, comfy bed. "Wait, you're not dried yet," Legolas complained, running with only his towel around his waist. He tried to grab Cuddles from off his bed when it jumped and ran out of the room through an open door. "Uh oh," Legolas said, dashing after it.
The ladies around in the castle swooned as a half naked prince ran in front of them, shouting, "Stop right there, Cuddles!" Cuddles fled and skidded around the corner. It ran and ran and finally got out into the gardens with Legolas close at its heels. Cuddles yelped and barked and was practically having a really fun time. The lush, fresh grass felt nice under its little paws. It ran into a crowd of chatting elves and stopped mischievously. Its chocolate eyes glinted with naughtiness and its pink, wet tongue hangs out as it panted for air.
"Cuddles!" Legolas yelled. All eyes were turned upon the elven-prince in his towels. Cuddles ran right up to its newfound master and bit the towel. It tugged and pulled and when it is off, Cuddles ran barking with mirth back into the castle with the green towel in its jaws. And Legolas was left standing in the open without a single piece of clothing on. And all the ladies swooned.
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A/N: Opps, I think I should put the ratings up. Too much nakedness. Hehehe...I'm a psycho I know, you don't have to tell me that. This is what happens if you succeeded to bore me with your problems *looks thoughtfully at her friend who has a doggy problem*
