The Fellowship of the Thing
Disclaimer: Some of these characters are Tolkien's the only character that are mine are the fangirls. I also used some of the movie scenes and quotes. I will return the guys quite unharmed, only slightly flustered. And as for the rest of it, it will be returned promptly and in working condition.
Author's Note: Hello again everyone! This will be my second fanfic and I hope you will enjoy. Sorry if some of the quotes are wrong. This will be a humorous fanfic. What if the fellowship had been 9 guys and 9 girls. And guess what, they're fangirls! They might be fangirls but they wanted to handle this on their own. They wanted an all girl fellowship. Flames are unwelcome. If you have something bad to say about my story please say it politely. And no offense to fangirls (or girls for that matter), but I had to make some characters slightly air headed. Don't worry, I'd never insult girls, seeing as I am one. (based on the movie)
Chapter One: The Council of Elrond
Elrond looks around at the council.
"I thought this was only supposed to be men.", he whispered to an elf next to him.
"It was but so many women came to complain about us being sexist that we had to let some of them in. Besides, I checked, some of these women are just as deadly as the men.", said the elf.
"Well, anyway we have to get started.", said Elrond.
As soon as everyone has become quiet, Frodo placed the One Ring for everyone to see. The men just stared.
With his elven hearing, Legolas could hear some of the girls whispering behind their hands, "Is that supposed to be a ring?", or, "Ugh, how tacky!"
Legolas groaned. He saw some of them giggling and whispering giddily behind their hands. Fangirls. As the men started to argue the girls rolled their eyes. Men.
When Frodo jumped up and said, "I will take the ring.", another small hobbit girl jumped up and said, "No, I want to take the ring to Mount Doom!"
"Who are you?", said Elrond. "I am Lobelia Bumbleroot."
"Well, I suppose both of you should take the ring.", said Elrond.
They both looked dissatisfied, but they just shrugged.
"Uhh, do you know how to get there?", said Lobelia to Frodo.
"Yes.er, no.", he said, more than slightly embarrassed.
"I can help you there.", said two voices at once.
"Fangirl!", said Gandalf, owner of one of the voices that spoke.
The owner of the other voice, a witch just said, "That's right, but not just a fangirl, I am Galantria, a witch, would you like to see?", and raised her staff at Gandalf in a threatening manner.
"You shall both go as well.", said Elrond, slightly amused. "This might become interesting." he though to himself.
"You shall both have my sword", said Aragorn.
"And mine as well", said a fierce-looking woman.
"And you have my bow.", said Legolas.
"Mine, too!", said another elf, "I'm Belaramiel."
"And my axe, I know, I know, yours, too", grunted Gimli, his last statement to the female dwarf in the corner.
"Yup!", she said.
Elrond just nodded.
"You carry the fates of all of us, little ones. If this is indeed the will of the council, then Gondor will see it done.", said Boromir. "Um, er, I'm coming, too!", said a woman, "I'm sorry, I couldn't think of anything better to say."
"Ahhhhhh!", screamed Sam from behind a bush, and Merry and Pippin from behind two pillars, "fangirls!", all six rushed out.
They realized they had jumped in right in front of Elrond.
"Ehh, I guess we're coming, too.", said Merry, Pippin, and Sam.
"So are we!", said all three girls at once, "We are Ruby Hamwich (the one chasing Merry), and Cora and Iris Bramble (the ones chasing Sam and Pippin). Sam, Merry, and Pippin groaned.
"Better stop them before any more volunteer to go", thought Elrond. "18 companions, interesting. You are now the Fellowship of the Ring.", he said.
"More like Fellowship of the Thing, that has no right to be called a ring, it's so tacky!", Qerarien said, behind her hand. All the girls giggled. Every elf at the counsel heard her.
Disclaimer: Some of these characters are Tolkien's the only character that are mine are the fangirls. I also used some of the movie scenes and quotes. I will return the guys quite unharmed, only slightly flustered. And as for the rest of it, it will be returned promptly and in working condition.
Author's Note: Hello again everyone! This will be my second fanfic and I hope you will enjoy. Sorry if some of the quotes are wrong. This will be a humorous fanfic. What if the fellowship had been 9 guys and 9 girls. And guess what, they're fangirls! They might be fangirls but they wanted to handle this on their own. They wanted an all girl fellowship. Flames are unwelcome. If you have something bad to say about my story please say it politely. And no offense to fangirls (or girls for that matter), but I had to make some characters slightly air headed. Don't worry, I'd never insult girls, seeing as I am one. (based on the movie)
Chapter One: The Council of Elrond
Elrond looks around at the council.
"I thought this was only supposed to be men.", he whispered to an elf next to him.
"It was but so many women came to complain about us being sexist that we had to let some of them in. Besides, I checked, some of these women are just as deadly as the men.", said the elf.
"Well, anyway we have to get started.", said Elrond.
As soon as everyone has become quiet, Frodo placed the One Ring for everyone to see. The men just stared.
With his elven hearing, Legolas could hear some of the girls whispering behind their hands, "Is that supposed to be a ring?", or, "Ugh, how tacky!"
Legolas groaned. He saw some of them giggling and whispering giddily behind their hands. Fangirls. As the men started to argue the girls rolled their eyes. Men.
When Frodo jumped up and said, "I will take the ring.", another small hobbit girl jumped up and said, "No, I want to take the ring to Mount Doom!"
"Who are you?", said Elrond. "I am Lobelia Bumbleroot."
"Well, I suppose both of you should take the ring.", said Elrond.
They both looked dissatisfied, but they just shrugged.
"Uhh, do you know how to get there?", said Lobelia to Frodo.
"Yes.er, no.", he said, more than slightly embarrassed.
"I can help you there.", said two voices at once.
"Fangirl!", said Gandalf, owner of one of the voices that spoke.
The owner of the other voice, a witch just said, "That's right, but not just a fangirl, I am Galantria, a witch, would you like to see?", and raised her staff at Gandalf in a threatening manner.
"You shall both go as well.", said Elrond, slightly amused. "This might become interesting." he though to himself.
"You shall both have my sword", said Aragorn.
"And mine as well", said a fierce-looking woman.
"And you have my bow.", said Legolas.
"Mine, too!", said another elf, "I'm Belaramiel."
"And my axe, I know, I know, yours, too", grunted Gimli, his last statement to the female dwarf in the corner.
"Yup!", she said.
Elrond just nodded.
"You carry the fates of all of us, little ones. If this is indeed the will of the council, then Gondor will see it done.", said Boromir. "Um, er, I'm coming, too!", said a woman, "I'm sorry, I couldn't think of anything better to say."
"Ahhhhhh!", screamed Sam from behind a bush, and Merry and Pippin from behind two pillars, "fangirls!", all six rushed out.
They realized they had jumped in right in front of Elrond.
"Ehh, I guess we're coming, too.", said Merry, Pippin, and Sam.
"So are we!", said all three girls at once, "We are Ruby Hamwich (the one chasing Merry), and Cora and Iris Bramble (the ones chasing Sam and Pippin). Sam, Merry, and Pippin groaned.
"Better stop them before any more volunteer to go", thought Elrond. "18 companions, interesting. You are now the Fellowship of the Ring.", he said.
"More like Fellowship of the Thing, that has no right to be called a ring, it's so tacky!", Qerarien said, behind her hand. All the girls giggled. Every elf at the counsel heard her.
