The Fellowship of the Fangirls

Author's Note: Sorry everyone. In the last chapter I forgot to mention that Lobelia, Cora, Ruby, and Iris are hobbits, Qerarien is human, Belaramiel is an elf, and Galantria is a witch. The female dwarf is Jydda, and Braenna is the other human.

Disclaimer: I own none of the original members of the Fellowship of the Ring, Any place in my story, including Middle Earth, or some of the things the Fellowship says.

Chapter Two: Off We Go

The entire Fellowship was cranky as they set off. The guys were cranky because they were in a fellowship with a bunch of fangirls and the girls were cranky since the guys tried as best they could to ignore them.

"I'm bored.", said Aragorn, "We could have had a contest, but we could beat the girls easily. It would be no fun. I'm sure they'd rather put on makeup."

"Or pick flowers.", said Frodo, Sam, and Pippin.

"Or paint their nails.", said Legolas and Gimli.

"Or try on shoes", said Boromir and Gandalf.

All the guys burst of laughing, but Aragorn stopped quickly. Qerarien had just smacked him on the head with the flat of her sword.

"Ow!", he said, "If you weren't a girl.."

"And if you weren't so cute you'd be dead.", Qerarien said.

"Same for you!", said Braenna as she punched Boromir in the stomach.

The hobbits were next. They got a severe beating and were told that they would also be dead if they hadn't been so darn cute. Gimli got his next. By the time Jydda was through with him his head was ringing inside that silly helmet of his. After him was Legolas. He knew what was coming, so he was really careful. If he hadn't been so alert, he wouldn't have moved out of the way in time. An arrow had just missed his head.

"If you ever say something like that again, next time I won't miss.", Belaramiel said with a snort.

It seemed like Galantria did nothing to Gandalf. She just muttered something under her breath and Gandalf felt immense pain for the rest of the night.

After the girls and all the hobbits but Frodo went to bed, the guys stayed up.

"Belaramiel wants to do obscene things to my elfhood.", said Legolas in a worried tone, "Very obscene things."

"Braenna already tried to do obscene things to me.", said Boromir.

"Lobelia wants to do some absurd things to me!", they all nodded in agreement, "And the worst part is, Sam wants in on it!"

The next morning after climbing up a mountain, Frodo and Lobelia decided they would go all the way down and through the mines.

After they got into the mines, of course Pippin and Iris went and knocked a skeleton down a hole. There was much yelling from and Galantria. Actually, Galantria drown Gandalf out with her harsh scolding. He seemed impressed. Then they heard it, the drums.

Well, tell me what you think everyone. Please sent me a review. I need you opinions so I will know how you want the story to go. If I don't get any opinions, I will have to do the story how I want it. This will be quite a long story. Many chapters to come.