Disclaimer: I don't own Elrond, the original Fellowship members, all of the
settings, or a good majority of the quotes. I will return settings and
quotes in working order, as for the boys.they might be slightly bruised for
their beatings, but other than that they'll be fine when I return them.
Author's note: Thanks for the great reviews. And no flames yet J! There
will be many more chapters to come. Sorry, but because of the death, this
chapter won't be as funny. I promise the next chapter will be funny enough
for both.
To yap: Thanks for your review. I was greatly inspired by Tigerbabe who
created The Fellowship of the Fangirls and Impossible Circumstances. When I
read Impossible Circumstances my family stopped bursting into the room when
I went into hysterical fits of laughter after the first chapter. They would
just mutter 'There she goes again' and walk off.
Chapter Three: Ai! A balrog!
The fight with the orcs was fantastic. Every member of the team took out a fair number of orcs. Then They brought in the troll.
Just as Legolas jumped up on it to put an arrow through it's head Belaramiel shouted, "Move!"
"No! I'm going to kill this troll!", he said, hanging on and dodging the trolls attacks with ease.
"Fine, if you're still up there when I shoot, good luck!", she said and aimed her bow.
"Alright I'm coming down!", he said.
After Frodo was stabbed, the rest of the Fellowship took down the troll and rushed to his side. Lobelia was hysterical. Then he got up, without a scratch.
"Ow!", he said, for Lobelia had just slapped him, then hugged him, "You had me very worried. How dare you do that to me!"
"I can't put on mascara in the dark!", said Qerarien. The fellowship had to stop so that the girls could reapply their makeup. Jydda was the only not having trouble.
"You're pretty enough already, you don't need to put makeup.", said Aragorn, just trying to shut her up. She had been complaining ever since they got into the mines. But as soon as he said it, he knew he had made a mistake.
"Really?", said Qerarien.
Legolas could hear some of the other girls cooing, "Awww!"
"Ummm-", said Aragorn, but before he could say anything else, Qerarien had squeezed him tightly. He only had enough breath left to say one word, "Help!"
As they left, the goblins came. They took these down with the greatest of ease. Then came the balrog. Everyone had run across the bridge over the shadow but Gandalf and Galantria.
"You shall not pass!", boomed Gandalf.
"Come on you silly wizard, you can't die. If you died who would I obsess over?", said Galantria, trying to pull Gandalf across.
"You shall not pass!", he said again, ignoring her.
When the balrog stepped onto the bridge, it gave way underneath him. As he fell he used his whip to pull Gandalf and Galantria down, too.
"Fly, you fools!", were Gandalf's last words as he and Galantria fell into shadow. When all sixteen of the others were outside, pandemonium occurred. All the hobbits were hugging and crying. I would have said that this was the female hobbit's favorite part of the trip, if they hadn't just lost two of their best friends. Yes two. Gandalf had a better relationship with all of the hobbits than it had seemed. Legolas and Belaramiel were both very quiet and emotionless it seemed, but inside their hearts were broken.
Belaramiel seemed to be more distressed than Legolas so he said, "Tula sinome." (come here), and he hugged her warmly.
Sorry this chapter was so short, but I didn't want to spend to long on a sad point of the journey, after all, this *is* a humor story.
Ok this is where I need your input. Should two of the characters fall in love? It would open up some really good humor that I could write. If so which couple? Please tell me your opinion so I can put it in the next chapter.
Chapter Three: Ai! A balrog!
The fight with the orcs was fantastic. Every member of the team took out a fair number of orcs. Then They brought in the troll.
Just as Legolas jumped up on it to put an arrow through it's head Belaramiel shouted, "Move!"
"No! I'm going to kill this troll!", he said, hanging on and dodging the trolls attacks with ease.
"Fine, if you're still up there when I shoot, good luck!", she said and aimed her bow.
"Alright I'm coming down!", he said.
After Frodo was stabbed, the rest of the Fellowship took down the troll and rushed to his side. Lobelia was hysterical. Then he got up, without a scratch.
"Ow!", he said, for Lobelia had just slapped him, then hugged him, "You had me very worried. How dare you do that to me!"
"I can't put on mascara in the dark!", said Qerarien. The fellowship had to stop so that the girls could reapply their makeup. Jydda was the only not having trouble.
"You're pretty enough already, you don't need to put makeup.", said Aragorn, just trying to shut her up. She had been complaining ever since they got into the mines. But as soon as he said it, he knew he had made a mistake.
"Really?", said Qerarien.
Legolas could hear some of the other girls cooing, "Awww!"
"Ummm-", said Aragorn, but before he could say anything else, Qerarien had squeezed him tightly. He only had enough breath left to say one word, "Help!"
As they left, the goblins came. They took these down with the greatest of ease. Then came the balrog. Everyone had run across the bridge over the shadow but Gandalf and Galantria.
"You shall not pass!", boomed Gandalf.
"Come on you silly wizard, you can't die. If you died who would I obsess over?", said Galantria, trying to pull Gandalf across.
"You shall not pass!", he said again, ignoring her.
When the balrog stepped onto the bridge, it gave way underneath him. As he fell he used his whip to pull Gandalf and Galantria down, too.
"Fly, you fools!", were Gandalf's last words as he and Galantria fell into shadow. When all sixteen of the others were outside, pandemonium occurred. All the hobbits were hugging and crying. I would have said that this was the female hobbit's favorite part of the trip, if they hadn't just lost two of their best friends. Yes two. Gandalf had a better relationship with all of the hobbits than it had seemed. Legolas and Belaramiel were both very quiet and emotionless it seemed, but inside their hearts were broken.
Belaramiel seemed to be more distressed than Legolas so he said, "Tula sinome." (come here), and he hugged her warmly.
Sorry this chapter was so short, but I didn't want to spend to long on a sad point of the journey, after all, this *is* a humor story.
Ok this is where I need your input. Should two of the characters fall in love? It would open up some really good humor that I could write. If so which couple? Please tell me your opinion so I can put it in the next chapter.
