Disclaimer: I own none of the 9 guys in the Fellowship, or Elrond, though I can't say I would like to. I don't own the settings or some of the lines either. Peter Jackson and Tolkien do.

Author's note: Because of much begging, I am going to do 2 couples. The first will be the elves. Even though that's not very original, I'm going to do it any. My friends begged me to do so. But then I'm placing the decision of the other couple in your hands. Oh and this chapter will be the funny chapter. If you don't like hobbits getting high then I wouldn't read this chapter. Also this chapter does not follow the movie line. And to Bluebell: I'm sorry about the Sam thing. This is a humor story. I meant no offense to Sam (I swear). I rather like him as well. I might actually add a few other "hints" to some of the being gay, but we all know very well they're not.

Chapter Four: A Long Rest

The girls had been complaining loudly. They took a day's rest from their journey. The guys (who wouldn't admit it on their lives) were happy for the break, too. Everyone sat for a while, then got up to explore.

"Not too far", said Aragorn, "We are going to leave early tomorrow morning."

"Had anyone ever told you you'd be a great mother, Aragorn?", said Qerarien, with a laugh.

"Actually, yes..wait, WHAT!", said Aragorn, very angrily. The entire Fellowship laughed.

After a while, everyone had left except Boromir and Aragorn.

"Legolas and Belaramiel have been acting strange lately.", said Boromir.

"Do you not see it, they didn't go hunting! They have been sneaking off together alone! Alone, Boromir.", said Aragorn, slightly amused that Boromir hadn't noticed sooner.

"Huh? Are you serious? We're talking about the elf who threatened to kill Legolas, when he joked about her?", said Boromir, in disbelief.

"Here, I'll prove it to you.", said Aragorn, sneaking into the woods and making Boromir follow.

"Won't we get caught?", said Boromir.

"Not in time for them to do anything about it.", said Aragorn mischievously he looked very anxious to go. When they got to Legolas and Belaramiel, Boromir became angry. They were just hunting in the woods! They turned around and headed back.

If they had been listening more closely they would have heard Legolas say, "I told you it would work. Now let's go before they decide to check on us again."

Meanwhile, the hobbits had been out in the woods, doing what hobbits do best. Eating! They went around collecting mushrooms and other edible stuff, but mostly just mushrooms. After a while they had a pile large enough to satisfy even eight hobbits (including one with an abnormally large appetite, even for a hobbit). They ate all of it. Then they started to fell very strange.

"Hee hee. Look at the pretty colors!", said one of them. They all laughed, and laughed, and laughed. They were high! Aragorn and Boromir rushed into the clearing the hobbits were in. They knew immediately what was going on.

"Uh, hobbits, which kind of mushrooms did you eat?", said Aragorn, trying not to laugh.

"Aallllll of them!", they said, and laughed harder.

"Uh, oh! That means they ate the little blue ones, they're high!", said Boromir.

"Yea! Said Aragorn, laughing almost as hard as the hobbits.

After dark, everyone had come back to camp, and the mushrooms had worn off. They were all exhausted. They slept well into the night, and set off by afternoon of the next day.

Well, there's the fourth chapter, tell me what you like (or don't) about it. If I can get ten votes for who the next couple should be within 3 days, I'll put the most popular choice in the story.