CHAPTER TWO IN WHICH HARRY FINDS HIS TRUE LOVE HAS A CRUSH ON HIS "BEST
FRIEND"
All morning Harry puzzled over his "love note" was Draco really gay or was this a female admirer??? There was no way of knowing until. Harry heard a conversation between Malfoy, Crabbe, Goyle and some other mindless Slytherins. "Wow Malfoy - I can't believe you took the dare," "Pansy, where the hell did you get stick on earrings?"
Oh, so Malfoy didn't have a crush on Harry. Harry couldn't help but feel a tiny bit disappointed. But he took a deep breath - took some paracetamol and strode on towards victory (and a new love.)
Harry then bumped into Cho - his current girlfriend.
"Hey sweetie," Cho said, fluttering her eyelashes.
"Pumpkin pie, those girly muggle magazines really don't do anything for you!! What were they? Boy friend and Golly?" Harry replied.
"Shut up Harry, they're Dolly and Girlfriend and I happen to like them," she said.
"Ok hun," Harry said as he began pashing with her.
"HARRY POTTER AND THE OTHER GIRL THERE!!" Snape yelled.
"Professor you scared the living daylights out of me," Harry replied to Snape.
"That seems highly unlikely since they probably would've already been sucked out by Miss Hoover Mouth, here," Snape said pointing to Cho, "15 points from Gryffindor, Potter and girl whatever house you're in girl, 50 points from that!!!" and he strode off
"Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight," Harry said.
"See ya Baby," Cho said.
"See ya Doll Face," Harry replied.
Harry then proceeded to walk up to his dormitory where on Ron's bed he saw a frightfully disturbing sight, Cho was trying to do sinfully shameful things with Ron and Ron was yelling
"Help me Harry!!!!!!!! You're b**** of a girlfriend wants me to have a secret relation ship with her and tear me away from my one true love."
"and your one true love is???" Harry asked.
"Fleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed as he pushed her off the bed.
"Sorry Cho I have to dump you," Harry said.
"See ya Doll face," she said.
"Good bye," he said
"Can't I stay for a little while?" she asked.
"How about no, Scott," he said.
"Huh?" Cho and Ron said.
"It's from a muggle movie, don't worry," he said.
"Sweetie I told you those muggle movies - AHHHHHHHHH!!" Cho began but in a second Ron and Harry had pushed her out the chamber door.
"Good bye!!!" Ron called.
"How about no, Scott," Harry repeated.
All morning Harry puzzled over his "love note" was Draco really gay or was this a female admirer??? There was no way of knowing until. Harry heard a conversation between Malfoy, Crabbe, Goyle and some other mindless Slytherins. "Wow Malfoy - I can't believe you took the dare," "Pansy, where the hell did you get stick on earrings?"
Oh, so Malfoy didn't have a crush on Harry. Harry couldn't help but feel a tiny bit disappointed. But he took a deep breath - took some paracetamol and strode on towards victory (and a new love.)
Harry then bumped into Cho - his current girlfriend.
"Hey sweetie," Cho said, fluttering her eyelashes.
"Pumpkin pie, those girly muggle magazines really don't do anything for you!! What were they? Boy friend and Golly?" Harry replied.
"Shut up Harry, they're Dolly and Girlfriend and I happen to like them," she said.
"Ok hun," Harry said as he began pashing with her.
"HARRY POTTER AND THE OTHER GIRL THERE!!" Snape yelled.
"Professor you scared the living daylights out of me," Harry replied to Snape.
"That seems highly unlikely since they probably would've already been sucked out by Miss Hoover Mouth, here," Snape said pointing to Cho, "15 points from Gryffindor, Potter and girl whatever house you're in girl, 50 points from that!!!" and he strode off
"Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight," Harry said.
"See ya Baby," Cho said.
"See ya Doll Face," Harry replied.
Harry then proceeded to walk up to his dormitory where on Ron's bed he saw a frightfully disturbing sight, Cho was trying to do sinfully shameful things with Ron and Ron was yelling
"Help me Harry!!!!!!!! You're b**** of a girlfriend wants me to have a secret relation ship with her and tear me away from my one true love."
"and your one true love is???" Harry asked.
"Fleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed as he pushed her off the bed.
"Sorry Cho I have to dump you," Harry said.
"See ya Doll face," she said.
"Good bye," he said
"Can't I stay for a little while?" she asked.
"How about no, Scott," he said.
"Huh?" Cho and Ron said.
"It's from a muggle movie, don't worry," he said.
"Sweetie I told you those muggle movies - AHHHHHHHHH!!" Cho began but in a second Ron and Harry had pushed her out the chamber door.
"Good bye!!!" Ron called.
"How about no, Scott," Harry repeated.
