Chapter 9: Get Off Him!

Frodo sat up quickly and shouted, "Gandalf!"

Lobeila and Sam both shouted, "Frodo!", and grabbed to him.

Cora, felt very left out grabbed to Sam. Lobelia looked at Sam for a moment, then kicked him.

"What is wrong with you? Get off him!", she shouted.

They walked for a long time over the rocky barren land. They were getting weary, and the girls cranky when they saw Mordor.

"Mordor. The one place in Middle Earth we don't want to see any closer. It's the one place we are trying to get to. It's just where we cant get.", said Sam.

"Frodo! Did you lose the ring?", asked Lobelia.

"It's right here.", he said and showed her the ring, "What food is left."

"Lembas.", said Sam.

"Lembas.", said Cora.

"And more Lembas!", said Sam.

They walk on for a very long time.

"This place looks familiar.", said Cora, "Ai! We've been walking in circles!"

Suddenly the hobbits hear some noises behind them and see Gollum being chased around by a tall, beautiful woman.

"Eep! Theives!", said Gollum as they saw him, then he turned around and saw the girl again, "Ack! Theives, help me! Help me! Fangirl!"

Lobelia and Cora smiled and walked over to greet the girl, "Hey! wassup?"

"Gollum! Sweetie! Don't run! I just want a kiss!", said the girl.

Gollum was hiding behind Frodo and Sam with a terrified look on his face. The hobbit-girls snuck up behind him and bound him with a rope.

"Yay! We caught him!", said the girl, "Oh, by the way, my name is Venesa."

She danced around with a screaming Gollum for a few minutes and went back.

Frodo looked at them, "Err, by chance, do either of you know the way to the Black Gate?"

Gollum signaled that he knew, but wasn't telling while Venesa jumped up and down and said, "Oooh! I do! I do! Pick me! I had to follow Gollum there once, got to see him strapped to a table, and, and there was big ugly things, and, and-"

"That will be quite enough.", said Cora after putting her hand over the girl's mouth, who was still trying to talk.

Cora put her hand down and the girl kept going, "with white hands on thier faces and burning trees! Oooh! They were pretty!"

"This is going to be one long trip.", muttered Sam.