CHAPTER 3 IN WHICH FLEUR ANGELINA FRED KATIE GEORGE PANSY MALFOY AND
HERMIONE ARE CONCERNED
"Zis place is très horrible!!" Fleur exclaimed as she walked into the Great Hall of Hogwarts. Then a flash of red hair, a cheeky grin, lovely eyes and a face full of freckles later she murmured "or maybe it isn't after all!!!" "Vat about moi, my dear Fleur?" Jean Pierre her current boyfriend asked. "Shut up jean Pierre - you're dropped!!" Fleur said. "Yes, Oh and look at ze fine madam over there," Jean Pierre said, gravitating towards Lavender. "'Ello," Fleur said to George as she turned her charms on. "H-hi I'm George I-I mean Fred uhhh Percy, no Ron ummm Charlie no, I 'm George yeah," He replied. Fleur giggled, smiling as she stared at the ground, looking up under her eyelids once in a while. Then Fleur led George off to the bathroom and . you can guess what they did. YES THEY DECIDED TO GIVE EACHOTHER MAKEOVERS!!! By the time George walked out of that bathroom his skin was flawless. Anyone would've expected him to be snatched up as a male model for Dolce & Gabbana any second!!! George was feeling like a babe and ready to turn on his charms for Angelina - his one true love. He spotted her walking down the hallway and smiled, before tripping over the foot that jealous Fleur had accidentally- on-purpose stuck out to trip George. Angelina being kind and sweet - began laughing hysterically!!! George let out a sigh and did the only thing to regain his manhood - he stuck out his arm and tripped Angelina, then got up and walked away. Ahhh!!! Those men really make our world, don't they?
Meanwhile in the Slytherin common room Pansy Parkinson was advancing in on Malfoy. "Hello Draco," she purred like the catty person she was. "Hi Pans can you get lost - I'm doing a project," Malfoy sighed. Of course he really wasn't. Malfoy was writing in his journal about how much he loved Hermione - and Britney Spears. (Only joking about the Britney Spears thing!) Yes that's right. Tough guy Draco Malfoy keeps a journal!! (Looks like he's a SNAG at heart!!!) Tonight's "I love Hermione" tribute went like this. As we move in the bed, I feel like we should be wed. Even though you are a mudblood
And then he gave up. Malfoy's bad boy side had intruded into his sweet heart side.
Pansy glared. She was a girl who knew what she wanted and how to get it. Malfoy was her newest challenge. And he was proving to be like her extension arithmetic homework.
Malfoy stood up and sighed. I'm going for a walk.
"A walk?" the Slytherin common room chorused.
"Yes a walk!" he replied, "I didn't expect a Spanish inquisition!!!"
"NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!" three Slytherin students yelled in their costumes for the first annual school play, "our three master elements are - " But they were cut off as a very pissed off Malfoy stomped out of the common room.
(NA: That is from a Monty Pythons Flying Circus Episode if anyone doesn't know. I know I watch MPFC. It's just when we go to KI Its so boring and we watch tons of videos!!!)
"Zis place is très horrible!!" Fleur exclaimed as she walked into the Great Hall of Hogwarts. Then a flash of red hair, a cheeky grin, lovely eyes and a face full of freckles later she murmured "or maybe it isn't after all!!!" "Vat about moi, my dear Fleur?" Jean Pierre her current boyfriend asked. "Shut up jean Pierre - you're dropped!!" Fleur said. "Yes, Oh and look at ze fine madam over there," Jean Pierre said, gravitating towards Lavender. "'Ello," Fleur said to George as she turned her charms on. "H-hi I'm George I-I mean Fred uhhh Percy, no Ron ummm Charlie no, I 'm George yeah," He replied. Fleur giggled, smiling as she stared at the ground, looking up under her eyelids once in a while. Then Fleur led George off to the bathroom and . you can guess what they did. YES THEY DECIDED TO GIVE EACHOTHER MAKEOVERS!!! By the time George walked out of that bathroom his skin was flawless. Anyone would've expected him to be snatched up as a male model for Dolce & Gabbana any second!!! George was feeling like a babe and ready to turn on his charms for Angelina - his one true love. He spotted her walking down the hallway and smiled, before tripping over the foot that jealous Fleur had accidentally- on-purpose stuck out to trip George. Angelina being kind and sweet - began laughing hysterically!!! George let out a sigh and did the only thing to regain his manhood - he stuck out his arm and tripped Angelina, then got up and walked away. Ahhh!!! Those men really make our world, don't they?
Meanwhile in the Slytherin common room Pansy Parkinson was advancing in on Malfoy. "Hello Draco," she purred like the catty person she was. "Hi Pans can you get lost - I'm doing a project," Malfoy sighed. Of course he really wasn't. Malfoy was writing in his journal about how much he loved Hermione - and Britney Spears. (Only joking about the Britney Spears thing!) Yes that's right. Tough guy Draco Malfoy keeps a journal!! (Looks like he's a SNAG at heart!!!) Tonight's "I love Hermione" tribute went like this. As we move in the bed, I feel like we should be wed. Even though you are a mudblood
And then he gave up. Malfoy's bad boy side had intruded into his sweet heart side.
Pansy glared. She was a girl who knew what she wanted and how to get it. Malfoy was her newest challenge. And he was proving to be like her extension arithmetic homework.
Malfoy stood up and sighed. I'm going for a walk.
"A walk?" the Slytherin common room chorused.
"Yes a walk!" he replied, "I didn't expect a Spanish inquisition!!!"
"NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!" three Slytherin students yelled in their costumes for the first annual school play, "our three master elements are - " But they were cut off as a very pissed off Malfoy stomped out of the common room.
(NA: That is from a Monty Pythons Flying Circus Episode if anyone doesn't know. I know I watch MPFC. It's just when we go to KI Its so boring and we watch tons of videos!!!)
