CHAPTER 7 - IN WHICH THE INTRA SCHOOL CHEER-OFF TAKES PLACE
The Ravenclaw and Huffelpuff team were doing joint performances. Cho was captain.
This is Cho's diary:
Hey Diary babe!!! Well you are looking sex-y we're doing some cheerleading!!! WOOHOO!!! And babe, I'm captain. Yeah. Maybe then Harry'll want me back. That is after I've finished making him jealous with Seamus and Dean!!! Cya Hon Cho Chang
Well Miss Cho Chang. SEAMUS AND DEAN!!!!!!!!! Let's see what happens shall we.
3 WEEKS LATER
It was the day of the cheer-off. (NA: Yes in books weeks do pass quite quickly.)
"O e o e o ICE ICE ICE!" The Gryffindors were warming up.
"I'm superman - meet tall girls in a single bounce!" That was the boys' half of the Slytherin cheer.
"Knock em down
Roll em round
C'mon defence work
WORK"
And Huffelpuff and Ravenclaw were too practising.
Soon all teams were assembled on the Quid ditch pitch with the supporters cheering, booing and going through thick and thin together. Can you feel the love? Right at that moment the love was broken by Slytherin. Gryffindor and the joint Hufflepuff-Ravenclaw cheerleading team who they had decided to call Raven-puff had just began a giant fight in which they were throwing empty butterbeer bottles.
"Settle pettles," Dumbledore said. The most shocking thing was not his speech but what he was wearing. A cheerleading costume from sugar and spice. Gulp!!! Of course everybody was immediately quiet.
"I now declare the cheer-off OPEN!!!" Dumbledore shouted, "Please would erm .. Raven-puff come up onstage and present their routine for us today," and then he sat down. "Ready? Oh yeah!!!" the Raven-puff team assembled into a human pyramid.
"I said burr it's cold in here! There must be some Gryfy's in the atmosphere. O E O E O ICE ICE ICE SLOW IT DOWN!!! O E O E O ICE ICE ICE"
Then some music came on. The raven-puff team began to "cheer and lead." The cheer team captain was in the middle of doing a double handspring step out when suddenly she fell. There was a sickening crunch and a groan. Then a shriek! a scream! a whole operatic chorus! THE GIRLS TOP AND BRA HAD SOME HOW COME UNDONE AND FALLEN OFF (all look towards the head cheerleading boy!) Oh and the girl had broken her arm but that somehow seemed unimportant.
"Thank you erm Raven-puff. You. you were great," Dumbledore said, "Moving on could the Slytherin team make their way onto the pitch to begin their routine??"
(AN" hah hah hah hah the chapter ends here. For all of you who said that Malfoy was gay in this story he isn't - his dressing up in hotpants and a bra was a joke and I never stated he was gay, he was just a male cheerleader. Also stop sending me meanie flames!!! I'd rather have constructive criticism thank you very much!!! Thanks Ginga - Ninga - your review was sweet. Pleeeeease read my other fanfics???)
The Ravenclaw and Huffelpuff team were doing joint performances. Cho was captain.
This is Cho's diary:
Hey Diary babe!!! Well you are looking sex-y we're doing some cheerleading!!! WOOHOO!!! And babe, I'm captain. Yeah. Maybe then Harry'll want me back. That is after I've finished making him jealous with Seamus and Dean!!! Cya Hon Cho Chang
Well Miss Cho Chang. SEAMUS AND DEAN!!!!!!!!! Let's see what happens shall we.
3 WEEKS LATER
It was the day of the cheer-off. (NA: Yes in books weeks do pass quite quickly.)
"O e o e o ICE ICE ICE!" The Gryffindors were warming up.
"I'm superman - meet tall girls in a single bounce!" That was the boys' half of the Slytherin cheer.
"Knock em down
Roll em round
C'mon defence work
WORK"
And Huffelpuff and Ravenclaw were too practising.
Soon all teams were assembled on the Quid ditch pitch with the supporters cheering, booing and going through thick and thin together. Can you feel the love? Right at that moment the love was broken by Slytherin. Gryffindor and the joint Hufflepuff-Ravenclaw cheerleading team who they had decided to call Raven-puff had just began a giant fight in which they were throwing empty butterbeer bottles.
"Settle pettles," Dumbledore said. The most shocking thing was not his speech but what he was wearing. A cheerleading costume from sugar and spice. Gulp!!! Of course everybody was immediately quiet.
"I now declare the cheer-off OPEN!!!" Dumbledore shouted, "Please would erm .. Raven-puff come up onstage and present their routine for us today," and then he sat down. "Ready? Oh yeah!!!" the Raven-puff team assembled into a human pyramid.
"I said burr it's cold in here! There must be some Gryfy's in the atmosphere. O E O E O ICE ICE ICE SLOW IT DOWN!!! O E O E O ICE ICE ICE"
Then some music came on. The raven-puff team began to "cheer and lead." The cheer team captain was in the middle of doing a double handspring step out when suddenly she fell. There was a sickening crunch and a groan. Then a shriek! a scream! a whole operatic chorus! THE GIRLS TOP AND BRA HAD SOME HOW COME UNDONE AND FALLEN OFF (all look towards the head cheerleading boy!) Oh and the girl had broken her arm but that somehow seemed unimportant.
"Thank you erm Raven-puff. You. you were great," Dumbledore said, "Moving on could the Slytherin team make their way onto the pitch to begin their routine??"
(AN" hah hah hah hah the chapter ends here. For all of you who said that Malfoy was gay in this story he isn't - his dressing up in hotpants and a bra was a joke and I never stated he was gay, he was just a male cheerleader. Also stop sending me meanie flames!!! I'd rather have constructive criticism thank you very much!!! Thanks Ginga - Ninga - your review was sweet. Pleeeeease read my other fanfics???)
