CHAPTER 8 - IN WHICH SLYTHERIN AND GRYFFINDOR CHEERLEADS

Slytherin assembled onto the Quidditch pitch, ready to move and shake. The music blasted on and with a ear piercing shriek everyone in the team began.

Slytherins performance was exceptionally good. They performed to the tune
of a muggle song 'Jenny from the block'

From In Living Color and movie scripts To On the 6 to J. Lo to this headline clips I stayed grounded as the amounts roll in I'm real, I thought I told you I really been on Oprah That's just me Nothin phony, don't hate on me What you get is what you see

Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block Used to have a little, now I have a lot No matter where I go, I know where I came from (from the Bronx!) Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block Used to have a little, now I have a lot No matter where I go, I know where I came from (from the Bronx!)

I'm down to earth like this Rockin this business I've grown up so much I'm in control and loving it Rumors got me laughing, kid Love my life and my public Put God first Then can't forget to stay real To me it's like breathing

Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block Used to have a little, now I have a lot No matter where I go, I know where I came from (from the Bronx!) Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block Used to have a little, now I have a lot No matter where I go, I know where I came from (from the Bronx!)

It take hard work to cash checks So don't be fooled by the rocks that I got, now assets You get back what you put out Even if you take the good route Can't count the hood out After a while, you know who to blink with Just keep it real with the ones came in with Best thing to do is stay low, LOX and J.Lo Act like they don't, but they know

Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block Used to have a little, now I have a lot No matter where I go, I know where I came from (from the Bronx!) Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block Used to have a little, now I have a lot No matter where I go, I know where I came from (from the Bronx!) Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block Used to have a little, now I have a lot No matter where I go, I know where I came from (from the Bronx!) Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block Used to have a little, now I have a lot No matter where I go, I know where I came from (from the Bronx!)

(AN: lyrics from www.lyricsstyle.com .) Slytherin, at the last minute had changed from "Superman" by Eminem to "Jenny from the block" by Jennifer Lopez as Dumbledore had told them "it was too obscene."

As the Slytherin team sat down the Gryffindor team slowly rose to their feet, then strode purposefully to the middle of the pitch. They got into their positions and the music started.

"WRONG MUSIC!!!" Hermione screamed to the Gryffindor co-ordinators Harry and Ron.

"Sorry," they said sheepishly as they changed the CD to Britney Spears overprotected.

The Gryffindor team performed in great confidence that they were going to win. After all it had happened every other year - hadn't it. They finished their routine flawlessly.

"Thank you Gryffindor Raven-puff and Slytherin you all did wonderfully. There can only be one winner and that is." The Slytherins and the Gryffindors looked smugly at each other each knowing they would win.

"RAVEN-PUFF!" Dumbledore finished.