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And it sucks. I wish it were in a literal way ^_~
Heys! *does happy dance* I got 2 reviews!!! YAAY! I'll just get right to the story, so maybe you guys will give me more *nudge nudge, wink wink*
Mickey--By finishing do you mean finishing the whole fic, or not doing cliffies? If you mean the whole fic, that is utterly impossible for me. I don't like short fics therefore I don't write them. And if you don't like cliffies, too damn bad, 'cause I'm gonna be doing a lot of them. Thanks for your review!
Snapegirl--^_^ This chapter is dedicated to you, my first nice reviewer. *hugs* Thanks for your review!
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"Malfoy! What the fuck are you doing in here?" Hermione spat at him.
"Last time I checked, the castle was free reign," Draco retorted.
"Maybe you should check again," Hermione replied.
Brenna sighed. "I'm sensing a little bit of sexual tension here. So, I'm gonna leave you two alone to *work* something out," she said, grinning like the village idiot.
Hermione glared at her friend, "If by sexual tension you mean pure hatred, then yes, you are right."
"Sure..." The twinkling in her eyes was back.
Draco was looking from Brenna back to Hermione in confusion. Hermione was currently giving Brenna a murderous look. Brenna *finally* got the hint and ran out of the room laughing. That is, laughing until she collided with none other than Severus Snape.
"Miss Duchman, you may want to watch where you are going. You never know where a flight of stairs could pop up. Or an angry wizard who wishes to do you great harm," Snape snapped icily. Brenna assumed the angry wizard he was referring to was himself.
Hermione was almost cowering behind the portrait. She feared Snape more than she was afraid of spiders. And she hated spiders.
Brenna wasn't fazed. "*Well*, if you had been walking more like a human being and not stalking around like a fucking creature of the night, maybe you could have stopped before you so *rudely* ran into me," she replied wittily.
Snape gave her his patented glare and then looked smug, "50 points from Gryffindor for the foul language and 1 week of detention for undermining an authority figure."
Brenna also looked smug. "Term hasn't started yet. You can't deduct house points, give detentions, or yell at me and expect me to give a shit," she said with a big grin plastered on her face.
Snape seemed to realize this at the exact moment she said it. For once in his life, the greasy haired man couldn't think of a comeback. He sneered at Brenna and stalked down the hall, clearly pissed.
As soon as he turned the corner Brenna burst into laughter.
"That...was...so...funny!!" she said between giggles.
To everyone's great surprise, Draco did too. Hermione was utterly at a loss for words. Draco...laughing?!
Draco and Brenna fell and ended up on the floor. Together. With Draco on top. They stopped laughing.
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I know it was short, sorry. Did ya like it? Feedback gives me an ego boost, so remember to review. Thanks bunches!!
Heys! *does happy dance* I got 2 reviews!!! YAAY! I'll just get right to the story, so maybe you guys will give me more *nudge nudge, wink wink*
Mickey--By finishing do you mean finishing the whole fic, or not doing cliffies? If you mean the whole fic, that is utterly impossible for me. I don't like short fics therefore I don't write them. And if you don't like cliffies, too damn bad, 'cause I'm gonna be doing a lot of them. Thanks for your review!
Snapegirl--^_^ This chapter is dedicated to you, my first nice reviewer. *hugs* Thanks for your review!
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"Malfoy! What the fuck are you doing in here?" Hermione spat at him.
"Last time I checked, the castle was free reign," Draco retorted.
"Maybe you should check again," Hermione replied.
Brenna sighed. "I'm sensing a little bit of sexual tension here. So, I'm gonna leave you two alone to *work* something out," she said, grinning like the village idiot.
Hermione glared at her friend, "If by sexual tension you mean pure hatred, then yes, you are right."
"Sure..." The twinkling in her eyes was back.
Draco was looking from Brenna back to Hermione in confusion. Hermione was currently giving Brenna a murderous look. Brenna *finally* got the hint and ran out of the room laughing. That is, laughing until she collided with none other than Severus Snape.
"Miss Duchman, you may want to watch where you are going. You never know where a flight of stairs could pop up. Or an angry wizard who wishes to do you great harm," Snape snapped icily. Brenna assumed the angry wizard he was referring to was himself.
Hermione was almost cowering behind the portrait. She feared Snape more than she was afraid of spiders. And she hated spiders.
Brenna wasn't fazed. "*Well*, if you had been walking more like a human being and not stalking around like a fucking creature of the night, maybe you could have stopped before you so *rudely* ran into me," she replied wittily.
Snape gave her his patented glare and then looked smug, "50 points from Gryffindor for the foul language and 1 week of detention for undermining an authority figure."
Brenna also looked smug. "Term hasn't started yet. You can't deduct house points, give detentions, or yell at me and expect me to give a shit," she said with a big grin plastered on her face.
Snape seemed to realize this at the exact moment she said it. For once in his life, the greasy haired man couldn't think of a comeback. He sneered at Brenna and stalked down the hall, clearly pissed.
As soon as he turned the corner Brenna burst into laughter.
"That...was...so...funny!!" she said between giggles.
To everyone's great surprise, Draco did too. Hermione was utterly at a loss for words. Draco...laughing?!
Draco and Brenna fell and ended up on the floor. Together. With Draco on top. They stopped laughing.
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I know it was short, sorry. Did ya like it? Feedback gives me an ego boost, so remember to review. Thanks bunches!!
